Well this is my first fanfic evah!So I hope u enjoy it. Well I have nothing else to say so…..BYEEEEE!

Almost forgot

Disclaimer: I do not own Resident Evil, Umbrella, Chris, Jill, or any other character in here. Also I don't own McDonalds, or Facebook. But one day *laughs evilly* oh umm yah so here we go : )

The S.T.A.R.S helicopter flew across the Arclay region. ''Look! Over there!'' Exclaimed Jill pointing to the remains of Bravo team's helicopter.

"Is it food?'' said Barry happily

"No it's Bravo's helicopter''

''Aw but tummies hungry can we go to McDonalds or something'' said Barry while rubbing his stomach and pouting. Jill then smacked him with a chicken leg she mysteriously pulled out of her Beret.

"Remember what happened last time you questioned me Barry?'' Barry only nodded

Barry then stared at the leg like it was the last source of food left on earth.

"Hey you gonna finish that?''

Jill sighed and handed the leg to Barry. He then pulled out his phone and took pictures of the leg.

"I'm putting these on Facebook'' Grinned Barry

Just as they were landing Chris and the other S.T.A.R.S members smelled a mixture of rotting flesh and week old turkey. Chris then turned to Barry.

''Barry did you just fart?'' said Chris while he was hold his nose

" Ummm no what would make you think like that?''Said Barry suspiciously while eating the chicken leg that Jill gave him 2 minutes ago

Before anyone could answer the helicopter landed and Barry bolted out .

"Let's head out'' Chris shouted

Wesker then slapped Chris on the head "I'm in charge here not you''

''Sorry boss'' Chris then jumped off the helicopter with his tail between his legs no really Chris actually had a tail growing between his legs. Jill then stared at Chris's tail.

''Chris how long have you had that tail?'' Asked Jill

''I don't cool huh'' Chris then wagged it and then winked at Jill

''Hey Jill wanna touch it'' Said Chris in a weird stalkerish voice

Jill then eyed Chris "Ugh i'll think i''ll pass"

Just then Joseph then ran behind Chris and started petting his tail ''Ugh so soft''

Everyone then eyed Joseph as he backed away from Chris ''You didn't see anything'' then into the woods.

- Okay sorry for the shortness but i promise i will try to just really busy right Rate and and i promise future chapters will be longer ;)