Disclaimers: I do not own any of these characters. Blah Blah Blah Blah let's get on with the story.

Yay for story format!

So anyways, if you've ever played Resident Evil Outbreak, you might understand it a little more, but if you haven't...read anyway. If you've already read the chapters, read them again, because it's way better now. Enjoy

It was a quiet night at Jambalaya's Bar AKA J's Bar. Everyone was lazy bored and coughing up blood as they normally do. Except the part about coughing up blood. Not many people do that. There were only a few that weren't but who cares? Well maybe the Janitor Mr. Game and Watch. But he's just a janitor, what's he gona do? Anywho, back to the story...

"Just gimme another, will ya?" A pink puff ball hiccupped at the bar.

"A regular person would think after 859 beers, you'd be on the ground wasted." Fox, the bartender said.

"Well I'm not like a regular person, you see, I'm pink. Plus I have a belly that can eat more then any other person in the town." Kirby said.

The doors fly open.

A deep low voice came from the figure that just walked in. "You think you got what it takes to be the number one eater in this here town, pardner?" A Yoshi walks into the light

Kirby turns around and asks, "Who the heck are you?"

Yoshi pointed toward Kirby and said "look here you pink yellow belly..."

"Pink…yellow... what?"

"Enough! I challenge you...to a drink off!" Yoshi yelled out

Suddenly a voice that sounds a lot like an announcer boomed through the bar, "Hello and welcome to the J's bar Drink off. Here are your contestants, Kirby, the cop from Squirrel City, and some green hick dinosaur from down south. Let's get it on!"

For a few rounds Yoshi and Kirby did a good job drinking them. Kirby drank up, and had magical beer powers allowing him to uh... fizz. Yoshi, on the other hand sucked the beers, glass and all and laid little eggs...they did this for awhile, so I'll introduce the other people now.

Luigi and Mario sat near the bar. Mario was coughing a lot and Luigi was worried, "Hey-a Mario, you aren't-a looking good-a."

Mario coughs up his internal organs. He then falls over dead.

"Are you alright-a?"

Mario then respawns out of nowhere with a little 1 above his head.

Mario answered, "Yea I still-a have another life-a left-a."

"Well-a we-a better buy you a 1up-a mushroom. Fox, You-a got one?"

"Yea, though it's 1,000 coins."

"Why-a are mushrooms so-a darn expensive?"

"Blame Daisy's Umbrella Company."

"Well I-a better take-a out a loan-a."

Zelda sits at a table scanning her computer, looking for scoops for her reporting job.

"Hmmm... a viral outbreak has been declared and the government wants to quarantine Squirrel City? Hmm...I need something bigger...let's see, the dead walk? C'mon, that's impossible, Leave the city now or you will probably die? Nah...what's this one? If you are disregarding everything about the zombies, you must be a real idiot, now you're going to die and you have only yourself to blame so I hope you're happy. To long. Ah, here's one, workers complete the Starbucks around the corner from Starbucks beside the Dunkin' Doughnuts which is now bought out by the Starbucks Company down on Starbucks avenue in the Starbucks District in Starbucks City. That's perfect."

Captain Falcon sits at another table trying to figure out crossword puzzles.

"A six letter word for suave," Captain Falcon was saying to himself, "...gellin'...let's see...a six letter word for reliability...Feldco! Hm... a 8 letter word for a displeasing sound..."

"Uh...acck...uh..." came from a sickly looking man beside him.

Capt. Falcon patted him on the back making him cough even more, "That sounds about right, thanks, uh, dude. You look sick. Maybe you should se a doctor. There's one right there. Hey Doctor Mario! Come take a look at this guy."

Doctor Mario walks up. He puts a thermometer in the guy's mouth.

"Let's see, 98.6. He looks fine to me. Besides from the fact about him looking pale and coughing up blood and can't talk any sane words if his life depended on it." The guy starts to try and bite Doc. Mario.

"Well if you really want a pill that much...," The doctor takes out a pill, jams it the man's mouth and the man spits it out and bites doctor's hand.

Doc. Mario yelped in pain quickly retracting his hand back, "Ow! It bit me. Next time you're dying of a disease and come to my hospital, I'm not helping you."

Another Pink Puff ball comes into the bar. Falco sits at the bar staring at her.

"What is that...Kirby's girlfriend?" Falco said grimly.

"No way!" Kirby said from the contest, "She's obviously not my type and not even from my home planet!"

"Hm?"

"Just look, she's a different shad of pink and has wide eyes."

"Look who's talking..."

"Hey, you can shut up ok; I have long tall eyes, not fat and wide eyes. She's also is Japanese."

"Whatever..."

Peach was serving food to people when she trips and falls. A dish cracked on the ground.

:AHHH! Oh God NO!"

Doctor Mario comes rushing up and asks, "What's wrong!"

"I think I...Broke...Br...Broke my."

"What? What did you break?"

"MY NAIL! WAHAHAHAHAHA!" Peach ran away to the back crying her eyes out.

"Oh for the love of god."

"Now I'll go Unpretty forever!" Peach screamed from behind the counter.

"Can't you make another or something?" Doc. Mario said obviously clueless that painting a nail takes a lot of hard work and takes long strenuous hours of dedication and concentration.

"But I'm too lazy to walk upstairs. I might get tired." Peach groaned.

"Oh Shut up." Doc. Mario just waved her off and went back to his seat.

Meanwhile at the contest….

"Alright Yoshi, give it up." Kirby said looking at Yoshi laying drunk on the ground.

"You trying to-hiccup-hassle my, youngin'?"

"Well no, but you can't stop hiccupping."

" 'Coarse I can you whippersnapper. This here belly-o-mine is like a rock it-hiccup-is invincible-hiccup-I die before I lose to a vermin-hiccup-like you..." Then a man topples over on top of Yoshi and bites his neck. Everyone who was coughing up blood looked over and all try to get part of the dinosaur.

"Hey! Hey!" Yelled the bartender, "You listen hey you...zombie creatures, if you're that hungry, go across the street to Applebee's." The zombies look his way and start walking toward him.

Fox started backing up, "It was just a suggestion...I mean at Applebee's you can eat good and it's right here in the neighbor hood... AHH!" The zombies catch up to Fox because Fox doesn't bother to walk behind the bar being the second victim of the creatures.

"What the..." Falco got up and slowly back away from the crowd eating Fox.

"I don't-a know if it's just me-a, but I'm-a thinking we should leave-a." Luigi said to the others

Zelda got up from her table, "I'm with him RUN!"

Kirby took out his gun, then motioned for Luigi and Mario to take theirs out as well. "Me, Luigi, and Mario will hold them off. I've seen this before, it's just like those damn hippie concerts and those crazed fan girls. Die fiends, DIE!"

Kirby, Mario, and Luigi started shooting their guns off at the zombies while the rest of the people run upstairs. The zombies just absorbed the shots and kept walking.

"What do you-a think-a is wrong with them-a?" Luigi questioned.

"Who cares, just shoot." Was the answer Kirby gave while shooting off a round at a zombie. Mario started walking towards them.

"What are you doing you idiot?" Kirby called out to Mario, "What's he doing?"

Mario then said, "The one-a up-a mushroom is still-a in there- I have to get it back-a."

Mario started jumping on their heads hoping they would flatten like previous enemies he'd faced.

Kirby whispers to Luigi, "What's he doing?"

"He thinks-a that his past experiences in mushroom kingdom is-a going to be the same-a here, but it doesn't seem to be-a working...MARIO! Come back-a!"

Mario started getting angry not knowing why his technique was failing, "Why won't they-a die-a, I've-a got my Super Boots on-a."

Mario then falls into the crowd of zombies and gets devoured and dies a most painful death. Stupid Mario…..

Kirby then made up his mind. "Alright I think we've held them off enough lets go upstairs and meet the rest of the guys.

Kirby and Luigi run through the doorway lock the door and run up to the second floor.

But little do they know is that in every zombie movie the zombie's break through the door anyways...MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

Ha! I've actually redone this because sadly my Survivor Story got deleted. Instead of starting over, I'll just continue it from where I last left off.