MTV's Top 20 Countdown!
By: Kelli St. Pierre……………….sadly I do not own Rurouni kenshin…
"Welcome, welcome to MTV's top twenty countdown, and I am your host….Okina!"
(Applause is heard from the audience while Okina tries to quiet them down.)
"Now before we start our countdown, there's a special guest who will be with us today and that's no other than……..Hiko Seijuro!"
(The audience now roars as a big man with a coat on, walks onto the stage. He stands right next to Okina, while he ignores the kissing sounds from the girls.)
"Now then Hiko, welcome to the MTV's top twenty countdown. So how've you been old pal?"
"I'd be fine if I wasn't here right now, but if you insist...I'm fine",Hiko grunted.
"Well that's great to here!"
"By the way Okina, do you have any sake with you by any chance?"
"Sadly no since there's no drinking while on TV."
"…..figures….I'm on a lame ass show and I don't even get any sake…..how much worse can it get…."
"Well in any event, its time to get on with the countdown!"
( The audience cheers louder as a big screen TV came on behind Okina and Hiko as Okina handed Hiko a piece of paper.)
"Now Hiko, would you have the honor of announcing this week's number twenty song"!
"Whatever…"
( Okina hands him the piece of paper. As Hiko unfolds the paper, the audience is getting more anxious that their even leaning in more in their seats. Finally Hiko unfolds the paper and he looks disgusted with the paper.)
"Okina"
"yes Hiko"
"Remember when I said things couldn't get any worse".
"Oh right, yes I remember, but why you ask?"
" Because it just did…."
(Okina was curious and peaked to see what the note said, His eyes bulged out and he fell to the floor laughing crazy.)
"HA HA HA HA HA HAAA HAAA…….NO WAY……HA HA HA…I HAVE TO SEE THIS!"
( The crowd, still doesn't know who it is and is still patient to find out. Hiko looks at the audience as he says in clenched teeth….)
"This…..week's….number…twenty….is…."
(He looks again, seeing if he should actually say the name written there.)
"My…..baka….deshi…………Kenshin Himura…with..his song called…' Yeah'.."
( The audience, finally knowing what it is, cheers as the TV screen turns on and shows the video to 'Yeah'. The audience watches as Kenshin dances on the dance floor with a chick, going up and down…side to side. Hiko looks disgusted and grunts…)
"Next time my baka deshi comes home…..he is so going to get it……"
(By now the song has ended and the audience cheers as Okina has the microphone and says…)
"Well that was our number twenty this week…..by Himura! And Hiko….if I might ask…weren't you Himura's master?"
( The audience looks at Hiko in curiosity….)
"Yes….he is my apprentice…."
"Well please share, is there anything you like to tell us about him?"
"Well…he wasn't easy to train that's for sure…since that idiot didn't stop wetting the bed until at least 14."
( The audience roars with laughter as Okina back on his own back…..cracking up laughing as Hiko continues….)
"Yea..and that's not all….when he finally stopped wetting the bed, a couple of days later….a boy asked him out cause he thought my idiot was a girl…"
( The audience is now dieing as there are tears in their eyes just like Okina. Finally after quiet some time….Okina….finally gets up and says…)
"Well that was very interesting Hiko thank you.."
"No problem….there's nothing more I would rather do than make fun of my apprentice……especially now…"
"Well there you have it folks, your number twenty on this weeks countdown…..but stay put cause were going down straight until we hit number one…..so stay here on MTV's top twenty countdown!
"Jesus….where does my baka deshi meet these people….."
Okay guys this is really important, THIS HAS BEEN ON BEFORE! The reason for this is that somehow while I was grounded for that long period of time ( which I'm sorry about and will make it up to u), when I went back to my file, only this story was gone from my website. Luckily, I have saved the chapters on my computer so I can just paste them back on.
So if you have read this story already so far, then I suggest you wait and don't read the chapters until the new one comes. I promise that I will make this up to u somehow and please don't kill me for this and I hope you guys do keep on reviewing. Bye for now……..:)
