Deidara looked around the empty room. Him, Sasori and Hidan had wandered into an abanded shelter. Plenty of dead people.

"I wonder what happened?" Sasori said.

"I don't know." A small sound came from the corner of the room."What the hell was that?"

"Whoa Hidan, Scared?" Deidara teased.

"Hell no, Why would I be fucking scared of a sound?"

"Un..."

"Who's there?" Deidara slowly advanced. Suddenly there was a Whimpering sound. Then crying of an infant.

"What the hell, A baby?"

Deidara dropped his arms from the Defensive stance he was in. He walked up to the baby and scooped it up.

The baby stopped crying instantly. "Un...? Chi...Chi?"

"Did it just say...Chichi?" Hidan said a smile playing on his face. "Aww, Deidara you're a Dad! Does that mean Sasori is the mom?" He said Laughing. This Got him two death glares and a smack to the head from Deidara.

"NO! WERE NOT GAY!" They screamed together. Hidan shrugged and kept walking.

"Are you really going to bring it home?" Hidan said.

"HELL NO!" He said putting back down.

"Chi..Chi?" Tears formed in the baby's eyes.

Deidara looked painfully at the baby girl, (They assumed) but he turned and left without a word.

"Hey Were the Hell were you guys?" They heard Konan yell as soon as they took a step into the room.

"We went to an abandoned Shelter...Deidara found a baby, but he left her."

"WHAT?"

Soon enough Deidara found himself back at the same, smelly shelter, Surrounded by rotting carcasses. With Pain, Konan of course, and Hidan.

"AWWWWW, look at her!" Konan squealed, picking up the baby.

The baby simply pointed at Deidara and said, "Chichi." Konan raised an eyebrow.

"Chichi huh? She's attached to you, Chichi." Deidara just smiled.

"I guess I am, Dad now."

Everyone's jaws dropped. Deidara was excepting the baby? He was okay with it? Happy to be its Father?

"Since Deidara has excepted being Father to this baby girl, I guess It has to come home with us." Pain spoke up.

"She needs a name Deidara, what will you name her?" Kisame said.

"Kori."

"Kori? Ice, Why?" Konan said confused.

"Cause, its in her eyes." Everyone looked to her eyes. Ice blue eyes. Konan wrapped her in a blanket she had brought. "Lets go."

"Did you bring it back?" Kakuzu asked, looking at the Bundle in Deidara's arms.

"Does it look like I brought her, back?" Deidara said, glaring at him for yelled like that.

The rest of the Akatsuki gathered around Deidara to see the Baby girl he held. Kisame was standing out of sight as Well as Zetsu.

"Why are you guys over there? Get over here." Konan said.

"What if, i mean, she gets scared, of me?" Kisame said shifting his feet nervously, "Same here!" Zetsu said. "Oh, who cares about the damned baby, its just a baby!" His other half said. They began fighting.

"Come on Kisame," Konan said. Watching Deidara hand Kori carefully to Itachi, who did not cry. But smiled. "I mean, She's not scared of Itachi, Or Tobi."

Kisame stepped forward. Itachi Handed Kori to him.

Kori giggled, "Fishy..." She said Grabbing Kisame's sleeve. Kisame's face went from nervous, to happy, to Annoyed, and handed it to Pain, who had asked to hold the baby.

She didn't smile or cry, but stared. She frowned, Staring. Pain quickly handed her to Konan. Who Cocked her head a little. "What's the matter?"

"She wa gonna cry!" Pain said quickly.

Everyone looked at Pain. He looked, Upset?

...DEIDARA'S A DAD! YAY! In a way,

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