Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Ten Things Sakura Shouldn't Have To Deal With
Starting your period in the middle of a battle and having to explain the blood-stains on your white skirt as an injury. And then having to fake healing said wound.
Getting an emergency page from the hospital in the middle of your honey moon. Now where did your underwear get tossed?
Having Naruto include "Medic with super-strength" in every sentence that incorporates your name.
Kakashi's inability to show up to practice on time. Six hours is the new record.
Getting Naruto's ramen bill after he ditches you at Ichiraku.
The voice inside of your head.
Naruto.
Orochimaru.
Sai.
Double shifts at the hospital that somehow always end with someone covered in more fluids than is humanely identifiable.