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Twas the night before Christmas,
Rei was in a bit of a dither
He'd told Max and Tyson of Santa
So he called on Kai to come hither.
"I told the guys that Santa existed,
and the gullible fools believed me,
Now the expect a big red guy
to come down through their chimney!"
Kai smirked at Rei
and began to speak,
"You shouldn't make promises
that you can't keep!"
Rei looked up in shock
his eyes wide with fear,
"Oh my God we keep rhyming!
Anyway, lend me your ear."
Kai looked at his friend,
"Don't look at me that way,
Don't think I'll help you,
For long I can't stay."
"I don't know what to do"
Rei pleaded with Kai,
"I need an idea"
Kai was looking rather sly...
"Dress up as Santa,
I'll unlock the door,
If you climb down the chimney,
you'll feel rather sore."
"What do you mean me?
I don't know what to say.
Why don't you do it?
Because your hair is grey!"
Santas' hair is WHITE,
Not grey, you fool!
I'm not gonna help you,
besides, I'm too cool!"
Rei begged and begged,
untill hos friend caved in,
"Fine, I'll do it,
but I might raies a din."
Rei happily gave him a Santa Claus outfit
and outlined a plan,
Kai was to climb in the window,
he was beginning to clam.
Kai put on his suit,
and climbed up some ladders,
Max and Tyson were both awake,
playing Ladders and Adders.
They both dived into bed,
as they saw 'Santa' appear.
Peeping from the covers,
they starined their ears.
They watched him as he enetered,
in stockings, parcels he stowed.
When 'Santa' saw them looking,
He called "Ho ho ho!"
The both grinned like madmen,
Tyson dived from his bed,
He pulled out a camera,
that's when Kai saw red.
"What the Hell are you doing"
Kai made a dash,
He almost had the camera
when the bulb went flash!
Max dived from his bed,
he and Tyson ran straight to the door.
Rei was waiting for them,
That's when Kai started to roar.
"Where you all plotting this"
He made another grab bit missed.
His team mates had an embarrasing photo,
now he was feeling rather pissed.
Rei shook the device at Kai,
with a grin Kai was met,
"You better treat us nicely,
Or this goes on the Net!"
Twas on Christmas day,
Rei had invited over friends,
they questioned Kai's outfit,
was it a new trend?
"No," Tyson replied,
"He's feeling very nice,
He's dressed as our butler!
Kai, make me some rice!"
Kai bowed down low,
and shuffled out of the room,
"I'll get them back,
they're just spelling out their doom..."
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