(Note that this will NOT be word for word-I'm doing theis from memory. Also note that there will be no more "Psychoman" mission A.K.A. The Bridge Builder one)
Disclaimer: If I owned Naruto, It would have to be on Adult Swim instead of Toonami. Coz Sasuke and Naruto would be -Is dragged off so that she won't be sued for posting that in a (currently) T rated fic-
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Stats:
Name: Jay Naito Lateka
Age:12
Demon: Kitsune/Fox demon
Hair: black
wears: Black tanktop, khakis.
Eyes:Red(Non-Sharigan induced)
Looks: pale skin, lithe figure. Long black hair.Ebony bandages running up left arm.Black sandals.
"...And one team will consist of four people, as there is an even number of people in the class." Iruka said, stirring you from your slumber. After a while, he called Team Seven. "Naruto Uzumaki, Sakura Haruno"Naruto cheered and Sakura moaned. "Sasuke Uchiha," Now it was vice-versa. "And Jay Lateka." You moaned.
A girl obsessed with the Uchiha and a boy obsessed with her.Atleast there was ONE sane person besides youself- if you could call yourself sane- in the team. Now if only your jounin was sane.And you and Naruto were friends, so that was a little better.
-In the Hokage's room with the jounin-
"So, I get the group with four genin in it?" Kakashi said, moaning.
"Yes, but keep an eye(no pun intended)on more than Naruto. The girl- not Sakura,Kakashi, Jay- isnt normal. No one else besides the ones who have been Hokage know of this girl's inner demon. She,unlike Naruto, was born with the demon inside her."The Hokage paused when everyone tensed at the mention of Kyuubi. "It is passed down to each sixth generation of female of the Lateka clan.After the tenth generation, it starts over.When angered, She has enough chakra to destroy the Kyuubi." He continued, but paused agian, a bit irritated, as everyone gasped or tensed again.
"Kakashi, she will prove troublesome with Sakura and Sasuke"
'But Naruto, I think she will get along with.' He added in his mind, watching Naruto screaming his head off on a tree branch and Jay jump down and help him up.
-After teams are assigned,during lunch-
"HEY! HEY JAY!" Naruto yelled, crawling up the tree you sat in. You sighed, Naruto was always so noisy, and you perferred peace and quiet... But some how you always ended up getting along.
"Yes, Naruto-kun?". You laugh, as he hangs from the lowest branch, screaming his head off. You jump down and help him up. "Thanks." He smiled, as you jumped back up to where you were sitting before. "Sakura blow you off agian,eh?" You chuckle, and Naruto pouted.
"Yeah, I dont she what she sees in that bastard Sasuke"
"Of course you dont,baka,or you'd be GAY!" You cackle. Now you see why you couldnt nessicarily call your self sane.
Naruto shook his head, opening up his brown bag full of- you guessed it- pre-cooked ramen. You smack him up agianst the side of his head, laughing. "Moron." You mutter, grabbing an apple from a tree and munching on it. "So Naruto, I heard you could do a Shadow Clone Jutsu "You smirk, only wanting to see the jutsu.
Naruto puffed out his chest. "Yup! I'ma big boy now!" He joked, laughing. "Gewd fo yew big budda!" You laugh as the bell rang, signalling the end of lunch. "Ah well, Apple a day keeps the medic-nin away!" You jump down, leaving Naruto screaming for you to get him down. After everyone left with their sensei, you four were stuck in the empty class room-even Iruka-sensei had left. "Naruto, let me add some chalk to that thing. I hope he has black hair so it stands out." You snicker,rolling chalk on the eraser then handing it back to Naruto, grinning.
You had usually helped him with most of his pranks, and had been his only freind. After Kakashi fell for it, he said nonchalantly "My first impression of this group...Your a bunch of idiots"
"HEY YOU!" You put your feet on the sensei's chest and held onto his vest's neck. "You're late, you fall for such an old trick in the book, and YOU call US idiots?" You glare at him through his visible eye. "Yes." he smirked under the mask.
"Why I outta..." You mutter, as Sakura pulled you off Kakashi, muttering about disrespect for the sensei.
-Outside-
After Kakashi told you his name, Sakura blushed,Naruto talked about ramen and becoming Hokage, and Sasuke went all "IKILLITACHI", Kakashi pointed to you. "You back there with the black hair and baaggy black shirt and khaki jeans. "My name is Jay Lateka, I like ramen but only because Naruto shoves it down my throat, drawing, and kicking Naruto's ass.I hate cats because one bit me on my big toe when I was little and sometimes it itches but I cant scratch it cause if I do it'll open up and bleed like hell.My dream is to become the second strongest shinobi in the village!"At this Naruto beaamed, knowing you meant him as the strongest." My hobbies are drawing, having ramen fights with Naruto,practing jutsus, and my favorite, KICKING NARUTOS ASS BABY!" You grin,and everyone but Naruto stare at you like Oo, while Naruto pouts.
"Well...That was, uh, interesting.." Kakashi said, inching away from you. He infromed team seven about the survival test, and awnsered the questions, and everyone went home. Since yours and Narutos house were right beside each others, you walked home, laughing and listening to Naruto rant on about killing Sasuke and brainwashing Sakura to love him. You added quite a few, including some rather gorey ones, like skinning him alve with kunai and using his blood for ketchup, smothering him with ramen and making him explode, and forcing him to read Icha Icha Paradise, then when he dies from over-pervertedness,give the body to Kakashi as an example of what being a pervert will do to you.(I'm sorry my fellow Sasuke lovers, just imagine it as Itachi or someone else you dont like)
"See ya tommarow,Jay"
"Sayanora,Naruto"
You run upstairsand sit on your bed and open the window (your bed right infront of the window.), and see Naruto doing the same.
"Tommarow came fast, huh Naruto-kun?" You laugh. "Yep." He smirks.
You begin passing a ball back and forth, you sometimes using sticky chakra to make Naruto grab for air, talking all the while, adding onto the ways of the newly invented "How to kill Sasuke and make Sakura fall in love with Naruto" list.
"Hunny, time for dinner!" Your mom calls from down stairs.
"Gotta go dinner!" You yell, and Naruto had saved some ramen from his lunch, and flung it at you with such force that it knocked you off the bed. "IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS, NARUTO"
You saw him perform the Shadow Clone Jutsu to lock all the doors and close the windows. You smirked, grabbing your navy blue wind breaker jacket and zipping it up. You tell your mom you'll be five minutes late, and then perform the illusion jutsu infront of Narutos house and hide beside the door. Your illusion was of Sakura, knowing full well how Nauto flips over her.
You cleared your throat and said in a very-Sakura like voice,"Oh Naruto, I love you!" And Naurto came out drooling and went to hug the illusion.
You elbow him in the gut and run into the house, throwing kunai at the clones as they attacked you. You grabbed the rest of the ramen and crouched, waiting for Naruto to come in. After a four minutes of not coming in, you gave up and walked out, ramen cup ready. "NARUTO!" You roar, face splattered with-you guessed it- even more ramen. "DAMN YOU BAKA!" You chase after him, finnay diciding to make Naruto turn around and throw the ramen in his precious forehead protector.
You leave him sobbing, cleaning off the forehead protector.
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Jay Lateka- J Leh-teh-kuh
Baka:idiot
Sayanora- Goodbye
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