Disclaimer: I don't own Stargate Sg1 or Doctor Who, but I would sure love to have the TARDIS, and the Doctor if possible!

I hope you enjoy this crossover of the Doctor and our favorite Stargate team!

Chapter 1

The Doctor ran madly around the console, frantically messing with the controls as smoke curled around him.

"What's wrong, girl?" the Doctor cooed. The TARDIS merely shook in response. The Doctor stumbled over to the door and pulled it slightly open. He was swirling through a strange vortex at a dizzying speed. While his ship was prone to the occasional malfunction, he was alarmed by the magnitude of interference displayed on the view screen. The results, simply, were impossible- or at the least, highly improbable. The results were best compared to being dragged out of the time vortex and into a black hole, with a smidge less of immediate demise.

A sudden jolt sent him flying backwards, a sickening crack echoing as he crashed into the floor. With a groan, he sat up and looked around him. The TARDIS had ceased all movement and seemed to be completely exhausted of its energy supply.

"Let's see where we've stopped, shall we?" He said to no one in particular. After losing Rose, he had fallen to talking to himself, which was honestly becoming quite boring. As he attempted to stand, he winced in pain, falling back down in surprise. Pulling up his trouser slightly, he discovered his left ankle was bent at an odd angle and was surely fractured, if not broken. "Great, just great. First time on a new world and I have to limp in. Not a very good entrance, if I do say so myself."

Limping back to the door, the Doctor gingerly opened it a hair. Gunshots erupted and almost found their target. He quickly slammed the door shut and slid to a sitting position. Aliens with bullets? That was just unfair.

"This can't be good. How 'bout I just go somewhere peaceful, like Iowa. Yeah, I'll go to Iowa." The Doctor hobbled over to the controls and prepared for the familiar vibrations of the TARDIS entering the Time Vortex. To his disappointment, nothing happened, not even a small tremor of movement. "What in the world?" More gunshots erupted from outside the TARDIS, clearly determined to fight against him and his ship.

The Doctor groaned. "Great, just great."

"Unauthorized landing!"

SG-1 were in the conference room, waiting for Hammond to debrief them on their mission to PX816, when a guard burst in, an urgent look on his face. "There is an unauthorized spacecraft on base, sir."

Curious and concerned of a possible Goa'uld, the team hurried to the operations room. A troop of ten soldiers were on the base floor firing off shots at the strange ship.

"Is that... a telephone box?" Jack exclaimed, stepping closer to the invincible glass.

"It flew in here, sir." Walter Harriman announced to the Colonel.

"That's impossible, to say the least," Sam argued. "Telephone boxes cannot fly. For one, they don't have the right aerodynamic!"

"You may be right, major, but explain how we saw a man peak out of there," General Hammond remarked, clearly flustered by the whole situation.

Daniel looked towards the strange box in concern. "If that's true, sir, he's going to get shot if we don't stop shooting!"

TBC

I hope you like it! Chapter 2 will be out soon, but I'd like to know how you like it first. Please review!

Edited: 7/19/2014 at 12:22 AM

(I am currently working on rewriting this story, and I hope to update with a new chapter soon.)