LalaHachi: I WAS TIRED, PEOPLE! Anyway... I'm just saying, fan girls are crazy... And yes, that includes me.
It was a normal day in The Castle That Never Was when suddenly the impossible happened. A fangirl managed to get in. No one knows how it happened. But they all found her slightly annoying…
Axel: "Hey, want to go get some ice-cream?"
Roxas: "Sure."
Crazy fan girl: *enters the room* "AXEL! YOU'RE ALIVE!" *hugs Axel*
Axel: "Yes… I know…? Who are you?"
Crazy fan girl: "I'm Sasha!"
Axel: "Okay… do I know you?"
Sasha: "No, not really." *shrugs*
Axel: "Okay, can you let me go now? I'm going to go eat ice-cream with Roxas."
Sasha: "Oh right, don't get in the way of the AkuRoku! Almost forgot!"
Roxas and Axel: "Aku-what?"
Sasha: "AkuRoku; Axel and Roxas."
Roxas: "… And why does it stand for Axel and Roxas?"
Sasha: "Oh, it's a pairing. I mean, it's obvious you're in love!"
Axel and Roxas: *laughs*
Sasha: "The lines in your fading-away-scene totally give it away, Axel."
Axel: "My what?"
Sasha: "The scene you die!"
Axel: "I'm not dead…?"
Sasha: "You're not dead yet!"
Axel: "Ehm… Okay. Never mind. What exactly do I say?"
Sasha: "You're like: When I am with Roxas it feels like I have a heart…"
Axel: "I say what?"
Roxas: "Axel, you can't be serious. That's so gay…" *walks away*
Axel: "Wait, Roxas! I haven't said that!" *runs after him*
Sasha: "They're so cute together!" *squeals*
Demyx and Zexion are in the library and are currently sitting in the same couch.
Sasha: *pops up between them* "Aren't you going to, like, make-out?"
Demyx and Zexion: *looks disgusted* "NO!"
Sasha: "Why not?" *pouts* "You know you want too!"
Zexion: "Eh… No."
Demyx: "I do not want to make-out with Zexion."
Sasha: "But… why not?"
Demyx: "First of all, he's a guy!"
Sasha: "But you're gay, so you don't care!"
Demyx: "I am not gay!"
Sasha: "Yes you are!"
Demyx: "No, I'm not!"
Sasha: "You can't deny it for much longer… I guess you'll have to wait for him a little longer, Zexion…" *pats Zexions shoulder*
Zexion: "… Why would I want to wait for him?"
Sasha: "Because you want to sleep with him."
Zexion: *speechless* "What? I don't want to 'sleep' with Demyx. He's merely a coworker of mine."
Sasha: "Of course not, Zexion. I'm going to… Leave you two alone now…" *leaves*
Demyx: "… You want to sleep with me?"
Zexion: "GOD NO!"
Xemnas and Saïx are talking in a room somewhere in the castle.
Sasha: "Hello, guys! Shouldn't you be in a bedroom right now?"
Xemnas and Saïx: *looks at each other* "Why would we?"
Sasha: "You know… A little action!"
Saïx: *twitches*
Xemnas: *looks threatening*
Sasha: *runs away, waving* "Bye!"
Marluxia is eating in the kitchen.
Sasha: "Hello, Marluxia! I have a question for you!"
Marluxia: "Which is?"
Sasha: "Are you gay?"
Marluxia: "… Leave me alone now or suffer the consequences."
Sasha: *leaves*
The organization meets to discuss Sasha.
Marluxia: "She's crazy."
Axel: "Hell yeah, she is!" *shivers*
Saïx: "We need to get rid of her."
Xemnas: "Yes, indeed. However we can't kill her, we can't risk her becoming like us… We need her to leave on her own."
Roxas: "Axel, you do it. She likes you."
Axel: "Does not!"
Sasha: "Yes I do!" *pops up between them*
Roxas: "Told you."
Axel: "How long have you been here?"
Sasha: "As long as you have. I want to be wherever you are!" *winks*
Xemnas: "Number VIII, you deal with her…" *walks off*
Saïx: *smiles evilly and follows Xemnas*
Sasha: "I KNEW IT! YOU GUYS ARE SO GAY!"
Saïx and Xemnas: *glares*
Sasha: "Now that I think about it, maybe you're not…" *covers behind Axel*
Axel and Sasha are talking about stuff.
Axel: "What does it take to get you to leave? I mean… When will you be done here?"
Sasha: "I'm not leaving until this castle becomes as it's supposed to be. Full of loving couples!"
Axel: "WHAT?"
Sasha: "You heard me! I'm going to get you all to get together!"
Axel: *enters a portal leading to Xemnas room* "I think there might be a problem with getting Sasha to leave…
LalaHachi: I was tired. It's my only excuse if it's too weird.