No introduction this time just a disclaimer and an apology for it being NaruIno

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor do I own the song the original is based off of

Six months later

Naruto was wandering around town. His team consisting of Ino, Choji, and himself had finished their mission early in fact they were about a day early so now they had decided to stay an extra day but he wanted to do was get to his town and his Sakura-Chan.

"I wonder if Choji has found a ramen shop in this boring town" stated the bored genin.

Somewhere on the other side of town was a fat ninja stuffing his face with food

(Sneeze) "Hmm this either means someone is talking about me... or I'm going to die"

if you're wondering this means a scene, time, and/or POV change

Naruto got back to their hotel and went to his room.

"God this town is so boring (emphasis on boring) is they're any fun to be had in this damn town"

"That's what I've been asking myself this whole day" said a certain blond kunoichi entering the room they shared.

"Hey Ion how was your day" said Narrator, half-heartedly

"The same as yours, .fuck."

"Well its obvious, this town is full of boring old stuck up people who can't take a joke."

"We could have some fun in this town" said Ino suggestively.

Naruto, quickly understanding what Ino meant, said, "Ino, you know I'm in love with Sakura-Chan."

"I know, but from what I've heard, you finish very fast."

"...well what does that matter" said Naruto, feeling embarrassed.

"Naruto, you of all people should know by know that in sex, women like to be pleased too". If that pervert taught you anything, it should've been that.

"Just because my sensei was an ultra pervert, doesn't mean he taught me anything"

"Naruto lets be serious here"

"Just because he tried to teach me something doesn't mean I listened"

"WELL YOUR GOING TO LISTEN NOW!" said Ino, angrily

Naruto, scared for his life, said "Okay, you don't have yell"

"Good, now take off your clothes and read this" she said, throwing him a book "from page 60 to 53, I will be back in 10 minutes"

And with that she went to the bathroom with a make up bag she got from her luggage. Naruto began to read the pages of the book that looked familiar. Surprised, he asked, "Exactly why do you have a copy of icha icha paradise?" she then answered:

"I use it for research purposes"

"That's what they all say"

"WHAT DOES THAT MEAN"! said Ino, angrily.

"It means that you're a perve-WHOA"

Naruto was looking at the scantily clad blond in front of him (instantly pitching a tent in his pants).

Now", said Ino, seductively, "it's time for lesson one.

Next time

Lesson One: Foreplay