Monkey Man Mace
The council room was filed with bananas. A few seconds later the room is filled with banana peels. Mace feeling guilty attempts to flee the crime scene. He succeeds.
Later Ahsoka checks on the banana shipment that was ordered by Yoda.
Who in the galaxy could eat all these bananas? The guy would have to be a monkey.
She examined the countless piles of peels, "Yoda isn't gonna be joyful when he finds out his babies were eaten."
Anakin walks in, " Snips..did you?"
She shook her head no. It was obvious she couldn't do it. Her stomach was the size of a nut...as in walnut, yeah you bet.
"I heard that Togrutas have a larger stomach capacity than most beings."
"Where'd you hear that crap from?"
Anakin pointed a finger at Ahsoka," A chick framing a dude. I've seen you eat a whole akul family!"
"Are you calling me a dude? And I was super hungry since I hadn't eaten in weeks.."
It was Anakins turn to back away.
"NO, not all."
"Okay dokey Charlie. Any more suspects?"
"Master Ti looks suspicious, but she has no motive.."
Ahsoka made an O with her mouth.
"You wanna go sparring.."
"And quit the investigation?"
"Um..."
"HECK YEAH!"
So they go down to the sparring room. Right after they get down there they hear the furious screams of Yoda, as he discovers the brutallish sight of his yellow fruity babies.
Mace arrives and suggests a culprit.
Ahsoka Tano.
"I mean you yourself saw her eat a whole family of akul.."
"Hmm...call a council meeting."
30 minutes later...
Every one is crowded into the council room.
"Attention..you must give Master Windu..."
There was still alot of noise.
That was until Yoda gave them the death stare.
Mace lies through his teeth," It is Ahsoka tano."
Ahsoka and Anakin stand up," What! What!"
There was alot of oohhs and aahs
" I object, I would never do anything like that."
"Beilieve Windu, I do."
"WHAT!" This brang Aayla Secura to her feet, " ARE YOU SEXIST!"
She walked out on the council...slamming the door...
"Your punishment shall be decided by Mace."
Mace beckoned to Ahsoka leadning her to a small room.
Ahsoka started to make a scene, " Master Windu I know you did it."
Mace broke a sweat,"WHAT!"
"You ate all master Yoda's bananas."
"A Jedi is humble, isn't he? Call your bluff."
Mace Windu hesitantly replies loud enough for the council to hear for their range, "I ATE ALL YOUR BANANAS YODA.."
A gasp rang from every person's voice.
"YOU don't say!" Aayla cracked the door alittle than slammed it.
"Stand at attention you will .."
Mace tremebled as Yoda circled him, lifting his cane, "Go you will to Monkiopolis."
Mace raised an eyebrow.
"You will go. The people will help you with your addiction. When well you are, come back."
With that said, the Jedi never saw him again.
Yoda owed Ahsoka an apology," Sorry I am, for accussing without the wisdom of the force..."
"Does this mean that I can be granted a knight?"
Ahsoka grew puppy dog eyes.
Yoda denied her.
Yoda cackled as he watched Ahsoka and Anakin leave, little did they know Ti would violate them in the worst way possible.
Banana sticking.
Anakin went to see his wife, while Ahsoka sat down to watcha horror movie, laughing at every sight of fake blood.
One of Ahsoka's friends comes in screaming, " Ti is coming..for you and ur guy.."
"He IS NOT MY GUY!"
"Okay... Okay."
Rico backs out, and leaves.
Ahsoka turns the movie back on and watches more, until she sees a shadow...
She hears knocking on the door, and she opens it to see Anakin, she grabs him and runs..until they reach the courtyard.
"Shes coming for us...shes coming...were next..."
"What?"
"Ti...she is coming..."
"Breathe..."
"So..shes coming to do what? Give us a lecture?"
He chuckled, and Ahsoka turns white with nervousness.
"NO to banana stick you and me.."
He too went serious.." That sounds really wrong.."
"I know right."
"There are places bananas should never venture."
They looked at eachother
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