It is a dark and stormy night.
I'm at a party with my YouTube buddies. Toby, Jack, Brock, bla bla bla.
Suddenly, I hear something
It's coming from a closet
Jack hears it too I guess, we go to the door of the closet.
"1... 2... 3."
I open the door.
THEN A FUCKING GALLON OF MILK APPEARES AND IT ISS LIKE IT'SS LIKE UM IT IS UM 5 FEET TALL YEAH AND HE HAS LIKE ARMS AND LEGS AND HE SMILES AND UM AND UM YEAH ITS REALLY SCARY YEAH FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK SHIT
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON
I HAVE MILK ALL OVER MY FACE
I FUCKING HATE MILK
IT'S LIKE DRINKING A COW UP
I'M GONNA BARF
THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING DAY EVER
I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY JACK
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
DIE IN A FIRE