The Clown & the Author
Welcome to my newest and possibly most confusing One Piece story yet! I came up with this a couple weeks ago. I thought "Why is an author never a villain?" but then I "That's a stupid question" but then I thought "But what if he didn't have a choice..." well I won't keep you from the story any longer, so read & enjoy!
Disclaimer: I dont own one piece. I don't even own a working brain.
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The Going Merry...
On the Going Merry Buggy had tied up the hole crew to a pole. "Hahahaha! You're all doomed!" laughed Buggy "You'll al have to sit here and watch as I drive you to a navy HQ! Then my crew will abandon you and steal your ship while the navy executes the lot of you! Alvida!"
"Yeah?" said Alvida from downstairs.
"Are we there yet?" asked Buggy. "Just about" said Alvida. "Exelent!" said Buggy "and now I- WHAT THE!"
Buggy looked back & saw that the whole crew was gone. "Where are they?" asked Buggy. "Right here" said Zoro as he slashed him in the face "Rubber Nose Slice!". Although Buggy can split apart and swords don't damage him, it still hurts to get slashed in the face. The crew battled and fought. In minutes the straw-hat crew won and were on their way with there ship while Buggy was left in the life boat with the rest of his crew. "We'll get them next time" said Buggy. "Attention pirates!" said a voice from a navy ship that was charging at them "You are all under arrest!" "Bail!" shouted Buggy as they jumped into the water.
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The Going Merry, midnight...
"You're doomed my straw hat foe!" said Buggy as he tied Luffy up with his own limbs "I'll drown you in the ocean while the rest of your crew is sleeping! While they sleep in their hammocks, you sleep with the fishes!" "Not likely" said Sanji as he kicked Buggy in the head. "WHAT THE HELL?" screamed Buggy. "Your acrobat and lion tamer were fighting and it woke me up" explained Sanji "Then I heard your voice upstairs so I decided to see what you were up to. And now... Red Hot Spicy Chillidog!" Sanji charged up and kicked Buggy's head right off. "I'll get you next tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!" screamed Buggy as he went flying away.
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The Going Merry...
Buggy had tied up Luffy and was loading a cannon with one of his speacal Buggy Balls. "And once I blast you into oblivion I'll-" then Buggy stopped and realized something.
"WHERE'S THE STRAWHAT!" screamed Buggy.
"I don't know" said Alvida, Cabaji and Mohji at the same time.
"Take this!" said Usopp as he jumped down from the lookout shot a exploding star at his face "Exploding Salsa Star!"
"IT BURNS!" screamed Buggy "I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT EVEN HE GOT ME!"
"Gum Gum Blast!" shouted Luffy as he punched the whole circus crew into the distance. "DAMN IT!" screamed Buggy as the crew went flying away "I'll get you next... oh forget it!"
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Buggy's ship...
Buggy was sitting at his throne. "This time I've got the perfect plan!" said Buggy "All we have to do is... no wait, the reindeer can prevent that from happening with those rumble balls. Well we could... no, the swordsman could defeat me even if I could do that..." "Uh, sir" said Cabaji "What would you do if I said that you're an half-wit that couldn't come up with a plan to save his life?"
"I'd hang you" said Buggy. "Then forget I said it" said Cabaji.
"Buggy no offense but you're just not cut out for beating Luffy" said Alvida "You've failed at beating Luffy in over 180 stories"
"Wait a minute" said Buggy "Stories... that's it! I know exactly what to do!"
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Somewhere in Australia...
At a house somewhere in Australia, a 14 year old boy was typing up a story on his computer. "Then Chopper charged up to Buggy at horn point and knocked him right off the ship" said the boy as he typed up his story "I'll get you next tiiiiiiiiime! said Buggy as he went flying off. Ok this is looking pretty good so far. I'll just post it and then-" But he was cut off when he heard a strange noise outside.
"What the hell?" said the boy as he went outside to see what the commotion was. He walked down the driveway and saw a large ship with a clown, an acrobat, a lion tamer with a lion's mane, a gigantic lion & a slim sexy womon with a mace.
"Oh you're here for the costume party" said the boy "Um, we changed the location. Go down the road, take a right and keep going until you see a large blue house. Though I have no idea how you're going to get there if you use that ship. I'd recommend walking"
"We've come for you Lord Stingdingdingdingdingworth" said Buggy. "Um... I don't like where this is going" said the author. "Grab him!" ordered Buggy.
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Buggy's ship, Back at the Grand Line...
Buggy had tied up the author in the dungeon of his ship. "What do you think of my ship author?" asked Buggy. "It's ok I guess, and could you call me Matt?" asked the author. "Look I dont really care about your name" said Buggy "I care about your writing skills. You see I seem to always lose to Luffy in stories and I've grown sick of it. I want you to right a story where I win" "And why should I?" said Matt. "If you do then I'll give you all the money in the world!" said Buggy. "Nice try Buggs" said Matt "But you know as well as I do that berries don't count as real currency in the real world"
"Put it this way" said Alvida "If you make a story about Buggy winning, Buggy fans will love it. Then you'll get reveiws"
Matt's head perked up. Alvida had said the words that could grab the attention of any author. "Re- re- reviews?" asked Matt. "Ten per chapter" said Alvida.
"No... no I couldn't..." said Matt "I... I... I'll do it..."
"Wonderful!" said Buggy "Cabaji! Grab the enchanted paper!" Cabaji walked up to Buggy and gave him a piece of paper.
"What the hell is that?" asked Matt.
"Enchanted paper" said Buggy "Whatever you write on this comes true. But it's been jinxed so that you can't write a story where I lose!"
"I wouldn't think of it" said Matt "By the way, why can't you guys just write the story?"
"We can't read or write" said Buggy.
"Makes sense" said Matt "Now untie me & I'll begin the story"
"Alright!" cheered Buggy "Let the story begin!"
To be continued...
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I hope that you all enjoyed that. I'll be back with chapter 2 as soon as possible! See you then!