Back Stabbers Get Stabbed Back

Characters: Roxas, Sora, Kairi, Namine, Riku, Axel, Cloud, Sephiroth, Leon, Cid, and Aerith.

Chapter 1

Sora and Roxas are at the Sandlot in Twilight Town. Roxas is standing with his arms crossed and his hand on his chin. Sora is standing talking to him.

Sora "Come on Roxas, Kairi will only go out with me if you double date with Namine."

Roxas "Ughhh! (He rolls his cerulean blue eyes) I don't know. I like Namine as a friend but that's all. She's too flat for me, in the front and in the back. If you know what I mean."

Sora "Pleaeasssse! I really like Kairi, she slips me the tongue."

Roxas "Fine, just this once. Anyways, when's the date?"

Sora "Well I spent all my money on my pimpin gangsta necklace so we're going to have to go to a fast food place like …. umm McDonalds or Burger King. "

Roxas "What ever is cheaper because I'm a nobody. Xemnas never gave me an allowance, that cheap skate."

Sora "McDonalds it is. Oh yeah, the date's this Friday."

Roxas "You best get something out of this because I'm going to be pissed if u don't."

Sora "Me and you both!"

Roxas leaves to find Axel. He finds him hanging at the Usual Spot with Riku. Axel was sitting on the furnace thing and Riku is sitting on the couch.

Riku "Yeah I've always liked Kairi as more than a friend."

Axel "Really, short and dumb aren't my type."

Roxas enters the Usual Spot.

Axel "Oh, hey Roxas what's up?"

Roxas "There you are. I've been looking all over for you."

Axel "Who wouldn't be?"

Roxas "Ha ha ha you're a freaking comedian; anyways Sora is forcing me to go on a double date with Namine and Kairi."

Axel's evil thoughts "Man Roxas has been hanging out with Sora a lot. I hate that stupid brown haired pipsqueak. I wish I could get rid of him but how?" Axel gets that look on his face like he has an evil plan.

Riku "Wait a sec, you're going on a date with Kairi?"

Roxas "No Sora is. I'm going with Namine but I don't like her like that."

Axel "Hey I have an idea. In the middle of the date, I'll come and tell you there is an emergency meeting and Xenmas needs to see us."

Roxas "Hey that's a great idea, so I can get out of this date."

Riku gets up and walks out with a pissed look on his face.

Roxas "What's his problem?"

Axel "You know Riku, he's always pissed about something."

Riku walks to Market Street where he finds Cloud leaning against the wall with his arms crossed and a pissed look on his face. Riku leans against the wall next to him and crosses his arms too.

Riku "Hey Cloud, who rained on your parade?"

Cloud "I heard Leon is going on a date with Aerith on Friday at McDonalds because yesterday he spent all his money on new belts."

Riku "Talk about a coincidence, Sora is going on a date with Kairi this Friday at McDonalds too. He spent all his money on a pimpin chain necklace. Believe me I was with him when he bought it."

Axel walks out of a black portal.

Axel "Talk about bitches with a capital B."

Riku "Huh. Who are you talking about?"

Axel "You're so called best friends, Leon and Sora."

Riku "I guess."

Cloud "Yeah."

Axel "Going out with the girls you like knowing that you like them. Doesn't sound like best friends to me."

Riku "Well, I never really told Sora that I liked her because I knew that he had a thing for her too."

Axel "Exactly. But he never told you and you knew, a best friend always knows.

Cloud "Yeah I told Leon and he went after her anyways just to piss me off."

Riku "Ughh! I'm so mad."

Axel "Oh don't get mad, get even."

Cloud "Yeah! Let's sabotage their dates."

Riku "Yeah …………… but how?"

Axel "Your smart boys, use your imagination."