Lolz! I saw this comic strip and had to do something with it! Look!

http:/sujk0823 (dot) deviantart (dot) com/gallery/24445853?offset=24#/d2bk2d8

Disclaimer: Me no ownie South Park.

Outside the rain fell in sheets and thunder rolled in dull booms, faraway in the sky. Craig and Tweek were sitting side by side on Tweek's bed under a cover, the former reading a book he'd gotten from some random place.

Tweek gnawed his lip anxiously, quivering under his twitches and jerks. Oh, God, he'd heard them not too long ago, it had only been a couple of minutes...he didn't want to bother Craig, but they were coming, he was sure of it!

He twitched harder, eyes darting around everywhere. Sweet Jesus, the pressure! He whimpered, and then he saw them.

"Aahh! Oh God!"

Tweek whined and quivered and shook, gripping his thermos in tight hands as he followed their every movement with wide eyes. Should he tell Craig? Craig was still busy reading! Dear Lord, they were here! He couldn't take it anymore.

"Craig! Lo...look!"

"No." The raven said calmly, eyes scanning down the pages.

Tweek moaned, biting his lip again. He tried again hesitantly. "But...there are panty nymphs..."

"No. You delude yourself." Craig turned the page.

But there were! There they were on the carpet, giggling under their breath as they pattered around on tiny feet, trying to seek out any available panties. Argh! They knew about those cute little penguin panties he'd bought yesterday! Oh God, he knew he never should have bought them, it was so wrong; but they'd looked so cute and he didn't even care when the cashier had given him a dirty look! Damn that Victoria's Secret!

The panty nymphs moved closer to his shirt drawer, where he had the secret panties hidden, and Tweek stifled a shriek, twitching erratically. "Gah! Craig! Panty nymphs! Th...there!"

"Tweek..." Craig sighed in exasperation. He turned, touching his chin as he leaned forward and kissed him. Tweek's twitching stilled as his mind blanked. Craig pulled back, voice firm. "There are no panty nymphs."

Tweek nodded silently and the raven went back to his book in satisfaction. The panty nymphs found the penguin panties and danced in victory, making faces at Tweek. The twitchy coffee-addict only stuck out his tongue at them nonchalantly. He didn't care anymore. Let them take it.

The little thieves instead chattered angrily, cheated of their fun, and they flung the panties at Tweek's face, stomping out indignantly. The panties slapped his face, then slid down, hanging on the bridge of his nose.

Craig looked up at this point, pausing. "You have panties on your face."

Tweek's eyes rolled to look at his room. The panty nymphs were gone; there was no use telling Craig the truth now. He twitched and grumbled, pulling the undergarment off of his face.

"R...read your book."