BELLAS "ACCIDENT"
Once upon a day, Bella stood in her kitchen making Ramen noodles. She stood in front of the stove and marveled at the little blue flames. Her curiosity got the better of her and she stuck her finger into the fire. "OWW!! THIS FIRE, ITS LIKE …. THE SUN!!!", she said in her nasally voice. Edward rushed into the kitchen.
"What's wrong Bella?", he asked.
"The magical wizard in the stove burned me!", she exclaimed. Edward dropped his head into his hands.
"For the millionth time Bella, there is no wizard in the stove!", He shook his head.
"Then where does the …. WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!", she said as she noticed the little green man on the stool.
"Well, I am what you would call a leprechaun assassin." He said, "and I have been sent here to destroy you!" He cackled manically.
"But who would do that? Everybody loves me!" she said, naively.
The author suddenly popped up out of nowhere and said, "I WOULD! EVERYBODY IN THE REAL WORLD HATES YOU!!!", and disappeared. The leprechaun then shot her in the stomach five times with an automatic uzi.
"OWW! THIS PAIN, IT'S LIKE ….OWW!!!", she said idiotically.
"Oh no. Bella, your dying,", He said unenthusiastically. And with that Bella died a very painful death. YAYYYYY!!!!
This has been a happy-ending story by (||\/||) (Violet Machiavelli). Just a hint, I HATE BELLA!!!! So any of my stories with happy endings will end with her death or travesty. coughcough,Bellasucks,coughcough.
I do not own twilight, Stephanie Meyer does. Blub.