By M chick
A Billy Boy tribute
Where ever you and where ever you may be.
Just remember one thing where ever theirs laughter, volienc,
and chocolate doughnuts.
Billy Boy is their.
The Lord Of The Chocolate Doughnuts will come for you, in cookies
creamy filling.
Hohos an pop tarts if not cup cakes maybe.
Billy Boy is the face of doom with a wooden bat. Coming out of nowhere in just his boxers,
swining off trees like a Tarzan Wannabe or a monkey on a sugar high.
He likes to dive boom off objects pluse furniture. Billy Boy is a nut case but a cool one,
much better then a chalk board with false teeth.
While walking alone on a bright night he'll come out of nowhere to kiss you.Try offering some onion rings
or that root beer bottle, hoping he'll leave you in peace.
If Billy Boy doesn't like them he'll jump on you, tickling while laughing evilly.
"RUN MY LITTLE BON BON, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO THE GIRL SCOTT COOKIES!"
"YOU CAN'T ESCAPE WITH THOSE SMOORES!"
Billy Boy screams as he chases his victims, ridding pork sausages. With a gun made out of cotton candy.
So just remember as you walk alone, always bring that box of doughnuts.
Because you'll never known when Billy Boy will be coming.
End 3-21-06