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What really happened by Willis.

Hi my name is Willis and Kari only wants me not those spandex loving freaks! Anyway on with the story. You may have heard the ending go something like Matt was an astronaut, Tai was some ambassador or something like that. It was something to do with who did what and so on.

All that stuff was just a bunch of junk that Takeru had made up and someone had gotten a hold of. I mean please Taichi an ambassador!? I'd be surprised if that kid even got out of school. Well, he did and now sells ties. Tai the ties salesman it's great isn't it?

Anyway here's the truth. Matt never married Sora or had kids with Sora. Sora married Tai which made Matt turn evil. Matt runs a hair salon where he works out his evil plans to destroy Tai. Myotismon never actually died and works for Matt in his hair salon. Mimi is another one of Matt's assistants, but she has no idea what Matt is really about. Everyone knows that Joe became a doctor, but just what kind of doctor did he become? He became a plastic surgeon making loads of money by making people look better, or worse.

I don't know what happened to Ken and Yolei. They did get married I think and then had a bunch of kids. They haven't had much contact with anyone because they are always on vacations to try to avoid their many kids. If you didn't want that many kids than you should have thought about that before . . .well you know.

Moving on. I think that Cody died a few days ago or something. He got hit by a train after leaving his law office. He really did become a lawyer. It's hard to believe that a kid who can't lie became someone who's life is all about lying. Unless lawyers really tell the truth. Spandex man and Elastic boy were supposed to rescue Cody, but they were to busy helping the damsel in distress pick out a dress for a party.

Who is Spandex man and Elastic boy? Well, Davis is Spandex man and Elastic boy is his sidekick Takeru. The damsel? Kari of course, who else could draw those two pinheads from their work? They offered me a spot on their super hero team, but I refused. I don't want to prance around in tights and spandex with stupid goggles on my head!

Now about Izzy. Izzy is making loads of money off of those two buffoons Spandex man and Elastic boy. He's the one who sends them on their missions. He gets a call from someone saying that they need saving and for a small fee ($400 an hour) Izzy will get the Spandex duo out there to save the day. I think that they have saved a total of two people out of the seven hundred and forty-six people that called. One of them being Kari who calls often. The other being Jun who told the two that they were out of milk so they needed to pick some up on the way home. They live with Jun and thought that this was a life or death situation, so really they were saving themselves from Jun.

The beginning of my quest, Location: On the way to the lavender castle.

Yesterday I got an email from Izzy about one of the Spandex duo's biggest missions. He told me that this would be a great opportunity for my writing career if I follow them on this mission and record everything down. I will be making loads of money off of these two by recording the hilarious story about their daily lives of super heroes. It seems that the only ones who aren't making money off of those two are themselves.

About the mission, it is a mission where they will have to save Sora from the unfavorable Dr. Haircut. You would think that Matt would have thought up a more clever name for himself, but whatever.

Anyway, Tai called Izzy at 1:56 A.M. and told him that he woke up to go to the bathroom to find his wife missing. There was a note on Tai's bedside table telling him that he would never see Sora again unless he divorced her, signed the ever so wonderful Dr. Haircut. Tai being the guy that he is, Tai, he went away to go find someplace to divorce Sora. This is when he ran into Cody who told Tai to call Izzy before doing anything. Tai listened to his short younger friend and left him to walk on to his doom.

After leaving Cody Tai called up Izzy for some help. Tai was not really expecting the genius to be up at these early hours of the morning, but he was. I don't think that kid ever sleeps ever since that horrid day Matt's dad pulled him into a closet with him. Please no dirty thoughts! I know you all had them! Matt's dad was only saving the boys life by hiding him. But it scared poor Shiro right out of his shoes. He loved those shoes and Matt's dad stole them to give to Matt!!

So what was I really talking about before the closet incident? Oh yes, Tai called up Izzy to see if he could help. Izzy emailed me their conversation, it went like this:

"Izzy someone kidnapped Sora and some little creepy Star Wars guy told me to call you! What do I do?" Tai said.

"Well, first tell me was there a note?"

"Of course there was a note! What person kidnaps someone and doesn't leave a note!" Tai said.

"A lot of people Tai. If someone knew a persons handwriting then they could easily get them. What did the note say Tai?"

"It tells me to divorce Sora or I'll never see her again!"

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! You could just get remarried once you get a divorce. Unless the person is going to keep her, marry her and then you'll never see her again anyway! Besides doesn't Sora need to sign the divorce papers too? Who thinks your that stupid to believe such a thing? Don't answer that question Tai." Izzy said.

"Izzy you think too much. What are we going to do about this guy?"

"Who wrote the note Tai? Does it say?"

"Dr. Haircut."

"Of course it all makes sense now. Tai who hates you, loves your wife and is totally obsessed with hair?"

"Umm. . .the boogie monster?"

"It's Matt you moron!"

"Why would Matt do such a thing? We're best friends."

"What have I told you about trusting your friends?"

"Not to because they will only stab you in the back, but he didn't stab me in the back he took my wife!"

"Tai your not that stupid. You're starting to sound like Davis."

"Hey that's not cool man!"

"I'll tell Spandex man and Elastic boy your problem and they'll get on the case right away. Since you're my friend I'll give you a discount."

"Are you going to stab me in the back?"

"No, I'm going to help you get your wife back, but for a fee."

"But I'm your friend!"

"You're my rich friend."

So the mission went to Spandex man and Elastic boy who didn't know what was going on at first. Izzy was speaking to them over an intercom and they couldn't figure out where the voice was coming from. Soon they decided that it didn't matter because someone was in danger!

I have a meeting with Izzy this afternoon at his house, the lavender castle. I've never met Izzy before so I'm kind of nervous about this meeting. I don't know what kind of horrors lie in that lavender castle. It's just so lavender, so, so lavender.

The meeting with the genius, Location: Lavender castle

When I got to the lavender castle I was a little confused and scared. Half of the castle looked welcoming and pretty. The other half could use some yard work and especially did not look welcoming at all. Maybe someone lived in one half of the castle and someone else lived in the other. Which half did Izzy live in?

I didn't have a choice but to go into the half that was ugly because some block guy dragged me into it. The block person brought me into a very dark and gloomy dining room to wait for Izzy. Of course he never showed. Instead I was left to listen to his voice.

"So Willis, how are you doing?" He said.

"Well, I'm a little freaked out right now. What's up with the block men?"

"They protect me from evil."

"Who? Matt's dad?"

"Who told you that? Was it Davis? I told him not to tell!"

"You know he can't keep a secret."

"It's a lie I tell you a lie! Anyway on with business. I want you to follow SM and EB around. Don't let them know that you are following them or you will have to suffer the consequences. Also, you must record down everything they do and say." he said.

"Is this an advertisement so you can make more money?" I said.

"Of course, we'll both get rich."

"Brilliant."

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