1 Passions and Guests return…
So I really have to do this? Blaa bllaa, the characters from Passions and The X-Files or any other characters I happen to put in aren't mine. Blaa blaa. Ok? I didn't think I'd be making a sequel. I got some good reviews and bad reviews from Passions and some Special Guests, but here it goes.
Ethan: I'm glad everything worked out with Teresa and me. Now we'll have the baby and just pretend it's mine. And I still love Teresa if you didn't catch that.
Teresa: Oh Ethan! I love you so much! So what if I'm a complete nut case? So what if I really should get some psychiatric help? I have you!
Ethan: Um…ok honey. Remember, we're having my distant second uncle's cousins over for dinner tonight!
Teresa: Oh goody! Can I dress the baby up?
Ethan: Honey…the baby isn't here yet
Teresa: Oops! I forgot! Hee-hee
Ethan gives her a very disturbed look
Ethan: Oh, they should be coming anytime now!
Scene 2: Airplane to Harmony
Scully: Mulder, why are we visiting your cousins we hardly even know? Especially after last time…
Mulder: Oh Scully, they invited us. Besides, I thought we could use a vacation. The FBI decided to cut us some slack for once.
Scully: Well, ok, but why did I have to come?
Mulder: They invited you too. I think they think we're married. Besides, you wanted to go remember?
Scully: Uh…No, when did I say that?
Mulder: Don't worry, you did
A flight attendant comes on saying, "We are now preparing to land"
Scully: I have a bad feeling about this.
Scene 3: Ethan and Teresa's apartment (yes, they do have an apartment together. Didn't you hear?)
Ethan: Honey! They're coming!
The door opens as Mulder and Scully step through with their bags
Teresa and Ethan: Surprise!
Mulder: Um..Hey, Hi.
Mulder pats Ethan on the shoulder as Scully gives them a fake smile
Scully: So I heard from Mulder that you two are having a baby!
Teresa: That is so cute the way you two call each other by your last name! It's so adorable! We just call each other "sweetie" and "honey", but that very original
Scully: Umm..* Whispers to Mulder "should we try to explain?"*
Mulder: I wouldn't. Just play along
Scully: Ya, well, that's just our thing…
Ethan: But to answer your question, we are having a child
Teresa: Well, technically its Mr. Crane's child who was conceived while I was asleep did you know Mr. Crane uses Viagra? I almost aborted it but didn't have enough courage and then I tried to kill myself but Ethan saved me and then we realized how much we really loved each other even though I lie about pretty much everything.
Mulder: Oh…wow..
Ethan: ::waves hands out and clasps them together:: Oh Fox, I'm so glad you could make it
Mulder shivers
Mulder: Please, don't call me Fox. You can call me Mulder. Really.
Ethan: Ok, sure, Mulder it is.
Teresa: Oh my! The foods getting cold! Do come and eat with us!
They all move to the dinner table and begin to eat as the dinner discussion starts
Teresa: So did you hear about the man who died last month? Very tragic news. He spontaneously combusted!
Ethan: Isn't that amazing
Mulder and Scully exchange glances with each other
Scully: Mmm, yes, very tragic indeed
Ethan: Oh, yes, and did you hear about that man who died in a terrible gardening accident? I hear there was blood everywhere!
Mulder: Oh, don't think I've heard of that one.
Scully: Wow, who would have thought…
Ethan: Oh darling, your hair is such a lovely shade of red! You must tell me where you by it from!
Scully: Oh, it's natural thank you.
Teresa: Speaking of natural! When I told Tabby that you were coming, she said she wanted to visit you two.
Mulder: Is that so? Well, we'll visit her tomorrow I suppose, before we leave.
Teresa: Oh! Here's the address. ::writes on a slip of paper and hands it to Mulder::
Ethan: You two will have to drop in again some time
Scully: Well, we do a lot of traveling
Teresa: That's right, your garbage men aren't you?
Ethan: Honey, I think they were IRS agents
Mulder: Umm..we're actually with the FBI
Teresa: Never heard of that. Must be some secret trash organization.
1.1 Scully : *sigh* Sure. Whatever
Mulder: Great food, thanks a lot, but we're really tired. Can you show us to our rooms?
Ethan: Aww Mulder, you're such a kidder. We knew you guys would want to share a room, being in a deep romantic relationship and all. Maybe you guys can have a baby like we are.
Scully: mumbles, "Even if we did want a kid, we certainly would use Mulder's father"
Mulder laughs
Teresa: What was that Dana dear?
Scully: Oh nothing
Mulder and Scully are lead to there rooms. Ethan and Teresa close the door behind them
Mulder and Scully look at each other and then at the king size bed and sigh
Scene 4: Next day
Teresa and Ethan wake up to find Mulder and Scully gone
Scene 5: Car
Mulder and Scully are driving down a small road with donuts and coffee
Mulder: Thank god we got up early enough to escape them
Scully: Ya. Did you notice something strange about Ethan last night?
Mulder: Ya, I did- Oh! Here it is. 42 I'm-A-Witch lane. It's Tabby's address
Mulder and Scully get up and knock on Tabby's door
Scene 6: Tabby's house
Tabby: Timmy! Hide! The FBI agents have come to pay a visit!
Timmy: But I don't undwastand Tavy!
Tabby: Shut up and hide!
Tabby opens the door for Mulder and Scully
Tabby: Oh my dears! Come in, come in! I was just making a death potion- I mean tea!
Mulder: Sorry, we're both coffee drinkers.
Tabby: Damn! I mean, more for me!
Mulder and Scully look at each other, then at Tabby
Scully: Miss, umm..
Tabby: Oh, just call me Ms.Witch
Scully: Ms.Witch, why did you ask us to come here
Tabby: Oh, that's easy! I wanted to kill you-Oops! They won't miss that one.
Scully draws her gun on Tabby, Mulder does the same
Tabby: ::backs up against a closet:: I can explain! I only wanted to uh, make sure you were safe and that no one could possibly kill you. Yes, that's what I meant
The closet opens and Timmy rolls out
Timmy: Tabby, did wou kill whem yet?
Tabatha sighs as Mulder aims his gun on her
Scully: Maim, we'll have to arrest you
Tabby: You'll never take me alive!
Mulder locks the cuffs on Tabby
Mulder: We just did ::he drags her out to the car::
Scully stays behind and bends down to Timmy
Timmy: well Tabby be awight?
Scully: Listen kid, she has to go to jail. She didn't kill anyone, so the most she'll get is probably a year or two, We'll but in a good word, she's just a wacky old lady after all.
Timmy: What abwout me?
Scully: Umm..you'll have to come with us. You'll probably be put up for adoption
Timmy: nOOOO!
Scully drags Timmy out and just as they start to throw them into the car, a giant eye floats from nowhere
Giant Eye: Free them! NOOW!
Mulder and Scully look at each other, then the big eye, and let Tabby and Timmy go
Scully: It's for the best. They're harmless
Mulder: ya. But if you two try anything again, you're dead.
Timmy and Tabatha jump onto the eye and sail away as they wave goodbye.
Mulder: That was weird.
Scully: Too weird Mulder. Not X-Files weird. Lets get out of here
Scene 7: The last stand
Mulder and Scully are at the airport
Mulder on his cell phone: Ya, we'll miss you guys a lot. Sorry we couldn't stay longer, our meeting with Tabby took longer then we thought
Teresa: you're on speaker. Hope you guys have a nice flight. Wow, I can't believe you guys get to eat peanuts on airplanes! Who would have thought…
Ethan: Oh darlings, have a safe trip! Kiss kiss! Do come again soon. You two are just scrumptious!
Mulder: uh huh. Bye now!
Mulder and Scully bored the plane
Scully: Mulder, I figures out what's weird about Ethan!
Mulder: What's that?
1.2 Scully: Well, *GUSH*
Awww, sorry folks. We can't hear Scully over the sound of the airplane take off. If you'd like to guess what's weird about Ethan, and when it happens, post a review along with your guess! I'll e-mail you to tell you if it's right or wrong. Eventually I'll post the answer as a review.
Hope you liked it. If you red my first one, tell me how it compares. My first story was
Passions and some Special Guests. Just search under my author name to get it.
So I really have to do this? Blaa bllaa, the characters from Passions and The X-Files or any other characters I happen to put in aren't mine. Blaa blaa. Ok? I didn't think I'd be making a sequel. I got some good reviews and bad reviews from Passions and some Special Guests, but here it goes.
Ethan: I'm glad everything worked out with Teresa and me. Now we'll have the baby and just pretend it's mine. And I still love Teresa if you didn't catch that.
Teresa: Oh Ethan! I love you so much! So what if I'm a complete nut case? So what if I really should get some psychiatric help? I have you!
Ethan: Um…ok honey. Remember, we're having my distant second uncle's cousins over for dinner tonight!
Teresa: Oh goody! Can I dress the baby up?
Ethan: Honey…the baby isn't here yet
Teresa: Oops! I forgot! Hee-hee
Ethan gives her a very disturbed look
Ethan: Oh, they should be coming anytime now!
Scene 2: Airplane to Harmony
Scully: Mulder, why are we visiting your cousins we hardly even know? Especially after last time…
Mulder: Oh Scully, they invited us. Besides, I thought we could use a vacation. The FBI decided to cut us some slack for once.
Scully: Well, ok, but why did I have to come?
Mulder: They invited you too. I think they think we're married. Besides, you wanted to go remember?
Scully: Uh…No, when did I say that?
Mulder: Don't worry, you did
A flight attendant comes on saying, "We are now preparing to land"
Scully: I have a bad feeling about this.
Scene 3: Ethan and Teresa's apartment (yes, they do have an apartment together. Didn't you hear?)
Ethan: Honey! They're coming!
The door opens as Mulder and Scully step through with their bags
Teresa and Ethan: Surprise!
Mulder: Um..Hey, Hi.
Mulder pats Ethan on the shoulder as Scully gives them a fake smile
Scully: So I heard from Mulder that you two are having a baby!
Teresa: That is so cute the way you two call each other by your last name! It's so adorable! We just call each other "sweetie" and "honey", but that very original
Scully: Umm..* Whispers to Mulder "should we try to explain?"*
Mulder: I wouldn't. Just play along
Scully: Ya, well, that's just our thing…
Ethan: But to answer your question, we are having a child
Teresa: Well, technically its Mr. Crane's child who was conceived while I was asleep did you know Mr. Crane uses Viagra? I almost aborted it but didn't have enough courage and then I tried to kill myself but Ethan saved me and then we realized how much we really loved each other even though I lie about pretty much everything.
Mulder: Oh…wow..
Ethan: ::waves hands out and clasps them together:: Oh Fox, I'm so glad you could make it
Mulder shivers
Mulder: Please, don't call me Fox. You can call me Mulder. Really.
Ethan: Ok, sure, Mulder it is.
Teresa: Oh my! The foods getting cold! Do come and eat with us!
They all move to the dinner table and begin to eat as the dinner discussion starts
Teresa: So did you hear about the man who died last month? Very tragic news. He spontaneously combusted!
Ethan: Isn't that amazing
Mulder and Scully exchange glances with each other
Scully: Mmm, yes, very tragic indeed
Ethan: Oh, yes, and did you hear about that man who died in a terrible gardening accident? I hear there was blood everywhere!
Mulder: Oh, don't think I've heard of that one.
Scully: Wow, who would have thought…
Ethan: Oh darling, your hair is such a lovely shade of red! You must tell me where you by it from!
Scully: Oh, it's natural thank you.
Teresa: Speaking of natural! When I told Tabby that you were coming, she said she wanted to visit you two.
Mulder: Is that so? Well, we'll visit her tomorrow I suppose, before we leave.
Teresa: Oh! Here's the address. ::writes on a slip of paper and hands it to Mulder::
Ethan: You two will have to drop in again some time
Scully: Well, we do a lot of traveling
Teresa: That's right, your garbage men aren't you?
Ethan: Honey, I think they were IRS agents
Mulder: Umm..we're actually with the FBI
Teresa: Never heard of that. Must be some secret trash organization.
1.1 Scully : *sigh* Sure. Whatever
Mulder: Great food, thanks a lot, but we're really tired. Can you show us to our rooms?
Ethan: Aww Mulder, you're such a kidder. We knew you guys would want to share a room, being in a deep romantic relationship and all. Maybe you guys can have a baby like we are.
Scully: mumbles, "Even if we did want a kid, we certainly would use Mulder's father"
Mulder laughs
Teresa: What was that Dana dear?
Scully: Oh nothing
Mulder and Scully are lead to there rooms. Ethan and Teresa close the door behind them
Mulder and Scully look at each other and then at the king size bed and sigh
Scene 4: Next day
Teresa and Ethan wake up to find Mulder and Scully gone
Scene 5: Car
Mulder and Scully are driving down a small road with donuts and coffee
Mulder: Thank god we got up early enough to escape them
Scully: Ya. Did you notice something strange about Ethan last night?
Mulder: Ya, I did- Oh! Here it is. 42 I'm-A-Witch lane. It's Tabby's address
Mulder and Scully get up and knock on Tabby's door
Scene 6: Tabby's house
Tabby: Timmy! Hide! The FBI agents have come to pay a visit!
Timmy: But I don't undwastand Tavy!
Tabby: Shut up and hide!
Tabby opens the door for Mulder and Scully
Tabby: Oh my dears! Come in, come in! I was just making a death potion- I mean tea!
Mulder: Sorry, we're both coffee drinkers.
Tabby: Damn! I mean, more for me!
Mulder and Scully look at each other, then at Tabby
Scully: Miss, umm..
Tabby: Oh, just call me Ms.Witch
Scully: Ms.Witch, why did you ask us to come here
Tabby: Oh, that's easy! I wanted to kill you-Oops! They won't miss that one.
Scully draws her gun on Tabby, Mulder does the same
Tabby: ::backs up against a closet:: I can explain! I only wanted to uh, make sure you were safe and that no one could possibly kill you. Yes, that's what I meant
The closet opens and Timmy rolls out
Timmy: Tabby, did wou kill whem yet?
Tabatha sighs as Mulder aims his gun on her
Scully: Maim, we'll have to arrest you
Tabby: You'll never take me alive!
Mulder locks the cuffs on Tabby
Mulder: We just did ::he drags her out to the car::
Scully stays behind and bends down to Timmy
Timmy: well Tabby be awight?
Scully: Listen kid, she has to go to jail. She didn't kill anyone, so the most she'll get is probably a year or two, We'll but in a good word, she's just a wacky old lady after all.
Timmy: What abwout me?
Scully: Umm..you'll have to come with us. You'll probably be put up for adoption
Timmy: nOOOO!
Scully drags Timmy out and just as they start to throw them into the car, a giant eye floats from nowhere
Giant Eye: Free them! NOOW!
Mulder and Scully look at each other, then the big eye, and let Tabby and Timmy go
Scully: It's for the best. They're harmless
Mulder: ya. But if you two try anything again, you're dead.
Timmy and Tabatha jump onto the eye and sail away as they wave goodbye.
Mulder: That was weird.
Scully: Too weird Mulder. Not X-Files weird. Lets get out of here
Scene 7: The last stand
Mulder and Scully are at the airport
Mulder on his cell phone: Ya, we'll miss you guys a lot. Sorry we couldn't stay longer, our meeting with Tabby took longer then we thought
Teresa: you're on speaker. Hope you guys have a nice flight. Wow, I can't believe you guys get to eat peanuts on airplanes! Who would have thought…
Ethan: Oh darlings, have a safe trip! Kiss kiss! Do come again soon. You two are just scrumptious!
Mulder: uh huh. Bye now!
Mulder and Scully bored the plane
Scully: Mulder, I figures out what's weird about Ethan!
Mulder: What's that?
1.2 Scully: Well, *GUSH*
Awww, sorry folks. We can't hear Scully over the sound of the airplane take off. If you'd like to guess what's weird about Ethan, and when it happens, post a review along with your guess! I'll e-mail you to tell you if it's right or wrong. Eventually I'll post the answer as a review.
Hope you liked it. If you red my first one, tell me how it compares. My first story was
Passions and some Special Guests. Just search under my author name to get it.