Author's Note: Me and my friends were laughing about this so I wrote it and here it is! Flashbacks are in italics and now is in regular font.
P.S. I haven't read the books in a while, so I'm sorry if I make any mistakes
Lucius Malfoy watched as Lord Voldemort snapped off the snake from his wand. He could feel his heart breaking into two. That was HIS wand! HIS pimp cane!
Now he sat, sobbing in another room in his house. The other Death Eaters had left and now only his family and Lord Voldemort remained.
"It's okay, honey." His wife, Narcissa Malfoy, tried to comfort him.
"No it's not! That was my pimp cane! MY pimp cane! What am I supposed to beat my hoes with now?" Lucius yelled.
"Maybe you could glue-" Narcissa started.
"No! It's won't be the same!" He yelled. He went back to sobbing in his hands.
Draco stood awkwardly in the corner, unaware of how he should act to this new news about his father, the pimp.
"I hate the Dark Lord!" Lucius cried out before sobbing again. Narcissa patted him on the back comfortingly.
Sorry it's short, but my inspiration ran out.