Match #1 Mario vs. Link HYRULE TEMPLE 3-life match for the RPG Championship
Megaman: Hello, and welcome to the premiere of Super Smash Stadium!
Ash: We're your commentators, Ash Ketchum and Megaman X!
Megaman: We have quite a main event for you tonight, as Nintendo's two biggest villains will square off for the Super Smasher Championship!
Ash: But right now, Nintendo's two biggest heroes will face each other for the RPG Championship, at the Hyrule Temple in a three-life match.
Megaman: Princess Daisy is our ring announcer.
::A ramp appears out of nowhere leading down to the ring, and Princess Daisy walks into the temple:
Daisy: Introducing first, from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 225 pounds, MARIO MARIO!
::Mario jogs down the ramp into the temple to deafening applause. Some members of the audience hold up posters in Mario's favor:
Daisy: And now, from 14th-century Hyrule, weighing in at 250 pounds, the Hero of Time, LINK!
::Swinging his sword, Link runs down the ramp to deafening applause as well. Members of the audience hold up posters for Link. Link points his sword at Mario:
Link: This'll be what beats you!
Mario: I'd like to see you try!
Megaman: How many people do you think are here today, Ash?
Ash: Who knows, who cares?
Megaman: Mario and Link have been in the gaming world for over 20 years. Link was just 5 years old when he broke on the scene.
Ash: There is no way Mario is going to beat Link. Link is armed with a sword, shield, bow & arrow, and bombs. Megaman: Mario always seems to have a trick up his sleeve. Remember, he has a cape and can throw fireballs.
Ash: Whatever. I still say Mario will get annihilated.
Megaman: We're about ready as Daisy is counting down.
Daisy: 5...4...3...2...1...GO!
Mario: 0Link: 0
Megaman: Link swipes his sword at Mario, but the plumber dodges behind and hits Link with his cape!
Ash: Link slashes Mario once, knocking the plumber down!
Megaman: But Mario gets back up and kicks Link away! He's throwing fireballs!
Ash: Dodge, Link! Megaman: He doesn't dodge, and Mario hits him with a fire glove smash! He's fired up today!
Mario: 16Link: 44
Megaman: A crate falls at the far right, and Mario turns around and goes for it.
Ash: Oh, but he doesn't see Link's boomerang coming right at him!
Megaman: Mario turns around, only to get kicked in the face by the Hero of Time!
Ash: Yes! I told you Link would win this.
Megaman: This is far from over, Ketchum.
Ash: Link is slashing the hell out of Mario!
Megaman: Link does his own smash and picks up the crate! He's throwing it at Mario!
Ash: Crap. Mario rolls out of the way and throws a couple fireballs at the Hero of Time.
Mario: 67Link: 56
Ash: Link picks up yet another weapon to add to his arsenal, a star rod.
Megaman: Ouch! Mario is getting the crap beat out of him with that rod.
Mario: Pain.
Link: This is too easy.
Megaman: Come on, Mario! You can muster up some strength!
Ash: Uh-oh, why is Mario's fist glowing?
Megaman: It's the fire glove punch! Mario deflects the star back at Link! Link goes flying away!
Ash: But thank God, this is a big course, so he lands at the right edge.
Mario: 115Link: 80
Megaman: Mario advances towards Link, and picks up a home run bat. Ash: NO! He's getting ready to smash!
Megaman: But Link dodges in the nick of time!
Ash: Link makes Mario pay with a few quick sword slashes and another star rod blow.
Megaman: Mario counters it with a home run bat blow of his own.
Ash: There's a party ball at the left, but neither guy sees it. PARTY BALL, LINK!
Megaman: They're flailing away at each other, both above 100 damage now.
Mario: 147Link: 108
Ash: Mario's getting ready for a smash.
Megaman: Link gets his own smash off first! Mario is flying into the background! Ash: Yeah, go Link!
Mario: 0 D1Link: 108 D0
Megaman: Mario is angry now, and he comes back with a drop kick!
Ash: Link gets off two quick slashes, but Mario throws him across the huge stage!
Megaman: Mario runs toward him and does a baseball slide!
Ash: Now what's he doing?
Megaman: Headbutt! Link's turn to fly into the background!
Link: SHIIIIIIIII.
::Mario grows big::
Mario: 8 D1Link: 0 D1
Megaman: Both fighters are about dead even as they punch, kick, and slash each other.
Ash: Link throws his boomerang right into Mario's stomach, knocking him back!
Megaman: He takes out a bomb and hits Mario!
Ash: A smash attack.
Megaman: Mario does a double jump and grabs the edge!
Ash: Crap! He was this close!
Mario: 85Link: 44
Ash: Link's starting to get the advantage now, as he hits Mario with a bow shot.
Megaman: Mario jumps off the course! What the hell is he thinking?
Ash: He's going to the bottom level! There's a bob-omb!
Megaman: He picks it up and waits for Link.
Ash: NO! He can't react fast enough and gets blown to smithereens!
Mario: 94 D1Link: 0 D2
Megaman: Link has only one life left, it looks as if Mario will be our first RPG Champ.
Ash: It ain't over till it's over. Megaman: Link comes back with a downward stab and upward thrust!
Ash: Mario drill kicks Link, like that'll do any damage.
Megaman: Then he drop kicks Link! That does some damage!
Ash: Link slashes him in the back.
Megaman: But Mario comes back with another drill-kick-to-drop-kick combo! Link is taking some damage!
Mario: 126Link: 33
Ash: A pokeball appears at the right, who could it be?
Megaman: Someone has to see it first, and Link spots it!
Ash: It's Zapdos! Mario takes a ton of electric jolts!
Mario: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Link: Ha ha ha! You can't beat the Hero of Time!
Mario: Just watch me! ::punches Link!
::Link slashes Mario into the background:
Mario: Waaaaaaaaaahhh!
Ash: Ha ha. Link's right. No one can beat the Hero of Time.
Mario: 0 D2Link: 45 D2
Megaman: Both guys are down to their last life. The next KO will decide the RPG Champion.
Ash: Link's gonna get it. You watch.
Megaman: Link is slashing Mario a bit with the sword, and he throws a bomb!
Ash: The bomb explods on Link too, knocking both guys away from each other!
Megaman: Link is a pro at close combat, so Mario must be glad to get away.
Ash: He's throwing fireballs! Link can't get to him!
Megaman: Wait a minute, he uses the sword spin move and breaks through!
Ash: And Mario hits him with the fire glove! Link goes flying.
Megaman: Come on, fall.
Ash: Yes! Link grabs the edge without a jump!
Mario: 33Link: 87
Megaman: Mario is waiting for Link.
Ash: But the Hero of Time does a sword spin to knock the plumber away! And a party ball falls right on him!
Megaman: Get the party ball.
Ash: Aw, too bad. Link has it and hits Mario with it.
Mario: D'oh!
Megaman: There's FOUR bob-ombs!
Ash: Link uses his shield, but Mario can't take cover in time! He's gone!
GAME SET!
This game's winner, and the 1st RPG Champion is....LINK!!!!
Megaman: We'll go to our interview extraordinaire, Lakitu.
Lakitu: Thanks, Mega. I'm in the locker room of Mario and I'll be talking to him first.
::Mario enters:
Lakitu: Mario, you lost the RPG Championship to Link. What's going through your mind?
Mario: Uhh...I wish I won?
Lakitu: Anything...else?
Mario: Not really.
Lakitu: Will you be challenging Link for the RPG Championship anytime soon?
Mario: No. I'm going straight for the Super Smasher.
Lakitu: OK then. Good luck with that.
::Back in the booth:
Megaman: Well, Mario doesn't seem like he wants that RPG Championship too badly.
Ash: If he can't even win the RPG Championship, how's he going to become the Super Smasher?
Megaman: He'll find a way. He always does.
Ash: He didn't today.
Megaman: Shut up.
Ash: Make me.
::Megaman blasts him out of the booth with a blaster gun:
Megaman: We'll see you later, when the Tag-Team Champions will be decided.
Match #2: October 25, 2004, 4:30 PM
Falco and Fox VS Marth and Roy CORNERIA 3-life tag-team match for the Tag-Team Championship
Megaman: Welcome back. A few minutes ago we just saw Link defeat Mario for the RPG Championship, but we have two more belts to give out. Ash: Now we'll see two legendary teams face off for the Tag-Team Championship.
Megaman: These two teams aren't really familiar with each other...so there's no big rivalry coming into play here.
Ash: Daisy is walking out to the ring, and we'll hear the announcements for the fighters.
Daisy: Introducing first, from the Lylat System, weighing in at a combined weight of 389 pounds, Falco Lombardi, Fox McCloud, STARFOX!
::The huge crowd of 110,000 erupts into deafening cheers:
Megaman and Ash: Ow.
Daisy: And their opponents, from 10th-century medieval Asia, weighing in at a combined weight of 442 pounds, Marth and Roy, FIRE EMBLEM!
::Loud cheers:
Ash: It seems as if the StarFox duo has the crowd on their side this match.
Megaman: Marth and Roy only were introduced to the U.S. three years ago when they first appeared in SSBM. Fox and Falco have been around since the early '90s. Ash: Daisy is counting down.
Daisy: 5...4...3...2...1...GO!!!
Falco: 0Fox: 0Marth: 0Roy: 0
Megaman: The four get into it quickly with a brawl at the center, but Fox and Falco each grab their opponents and toss them away with a blaster shot!
Ash: Marth slashes at Falco, and Roy tries a shield breaker!
Megaman: Fox counters, using his reflector to knock Roy down and stop that attack.
Ash: I'm liking StarFox right now.
Megaman: You know, we're not supposed to be biased.
Ash: Screw that. GO STARFOX!
Megaman: Roy slashes Fox into Marth's shield breaker! Fox goes flying!
Ash: But not far enough, and he pays Roy back with a Fire Fox.
Falco: 12Fox: 70Marth: 32Roy: 40
Megaman: Falco does his illusion move to blast through Marth, ignoring a few sword slashes.
Ash: He uses his smash kick and knocks Marth away!
Megaman: Roy and Fox are getting into it at the bottom right.
Ash: It's an Arwing! Roy is hit!
Megaman: Fox tries a Fire Fox, but Roy counters in midair! Fox is down!
Ash: But he gets back up and kicks Roy up to the center.
Megaman: That was a mistake, as Marth and Roy get a few seconds to double-team Falco before taking a Fox Illusion in the back!
Falco: 66Fox: 92Marth: 55Roy: 74
Ash: Marth and Roy use their dancing blades in opposite directions.
Megaman: A great synchronized move...Wait.
Ash: They're charging up their shield breakers.
Megaman: Oh! Double whammy! Fox and Falco are both sent flying into the background!
Falco: 0 D1Fox: 0 D1Marth: 72 D0Roy: 74 D0
Ash: Fox is coming back with a blaster shot, and Falco does a Fire Bird to Roy.
Megaman: Roy comes pretty close to flying into the background there, but he comes back down with two slashes at Falco.
Ash: Falco kicks Roy away, and this time he can barely grab onto the edge! Megaman: Fox and Marth are battling at the left.
Ash: An Arwing comes and shoots both fighters!
Megaman: Falco and Roy are trading hits at the bottom right.
Ash: And Falco kicks Roy out!
Falco: 24 D1Fox: 45 D1Marth: 106 D0Roy: 0 D1
Megaman: Marth still has all three lives, and Fox is pounding away at him.
Ash: Yes! Fox kicks Marth upwards...Is he going?
Megaman: No! He counters another kick and sends Fox over the edge!
Ash: Get the edge, Fox, get the edge!
Megaman: Fox does indeed grab the edge, only to suffer another blow from Marth!
Ash: Roy's back!
Megaman: Roy is coming to his partner's aid, slashing Fox again and again!
Ash: But he doesn't see the kicks from Falco that send Roy over the edge as well.
Falco: 24 D1Fox: 95 D1Marth: 121 D0Roy: 36 D1
Megaman: A sword appears at the bottom right, and Falco runs for it!
Ash: Marth cuts him off and sends him toward Roy.
Megaman: That was a mistake! Roy is double-teamed and KO'ed with a smash kick from Fox!
Falco: 43 D1Fox: 111 D1Marth: 137 D0Roy: 0 D2
Ash: Now Falco and Fox turn towards Marth and KO him as well!
Megaman: But here comes Roy, and he's livid! Roy slashes the two over and over again with his dancing blade!
Ash: He's countering any attempts from Fox and Falco! Come on, guys, get him!
Megaman: Roy is getting some unneeded help from Marth, who smash-slashes Fox to KO him!
Roy: Falco, you little son of a (censored), you are going to suffer your partner's fate.
Falco: Oh, crap.
Megaman: And Roy unleashes a fully-charged Shield Breaker to KO Falco!
Ash: Roy and Marth both take damage from that as well.
Falco: 0 D2Fox: 0 D2Marth: 10 D1Roy: 10 D2
Megaman: Falco never got a chance to use his sword, but now a bat is there at the left. Ash: Despite already having a weapon to swing, Roy picks up the bat and swings it at the StarFox duo!
Megaman: He can't connect and is pummelled each time he misses!
Ash: Marth is taking a beating as well! It seems as if the tide is turning!
Megaman: Marth uses his dancing blade to knock Fox back, but Falco comes to the rescue with a smash kick, nearly killing Marth.
Ash: There's Roy, but he gets kicked, too! Megaman: Roy uses his blazer move to get back up and damage Falco.
Ash: Falco seems to be taking the lead here.
Falco: 23 D2Fox: 8 D2Marth: 86 D1Roy: 43 D2
Megaman: Falco and Fox are retreating from the Fire Emblem duo, and they're trapped at the left edge!
Ash: No! Roy, don't do it!
Megaman: Oh! He doesn't get the chance to unleash his shield breaker as Fox and Falco perform a synchronized Illusion!
Ash: Falco grabs Marth, and Fox kicks him into the background!
Megaman: Now Roy is getting pulverized 2-on-1!
Ash: Roy is hit high.
Megaman: But not high enough! He comes back down and slashes both StarFox members!
Falco: 55 D2Fox: 24 D2Marth: 0 D2Roy: 102 D2
Ash: Marth is back and angry as hell! He's slashing the StarFox members left and right! Megaman: Fox is focusing on Roy, who has over 110 damage.
Ash: Fox kicks him upward and Roy goes flying! He barely survived that one!
Megaman: One more big hit and Marth'll have to go 1-on-2.
Ash: Falco kicks Marth away, and Roy counters another Fox kick!
Megaman: Roy is trying desperately to stay in the game.
Falco: 74 D2Fox: 43 D2Marth: 18 D2Roy: 121 D2
Ash: Fox is backing Roy into the upper part of the ship.
Megaman: Roy slashes Fox into Marth, who uses a shield breaker!
Ash: He doesn't see Falco's kick from behind, though.
Megaman: Falco grabs Marth and hurls him left!
Ash: Falco's going for Roy.
Megaman: Roy slashes Falco away!
Ash: Oh, but Roy doesn't see the smash kick from Fox! He is gone!
Falco: 98 D2Fox: 61 D2Marth: 26 D2Roy: OUT
Megaman: Marth slashes both StarFox members from behind.
Ash: Can Marth actually have the advantage over two fighters?
Megaman: I don't know, but Marth has a lot less damage. If he can knock one out he has a good chance of winning.
Ash: Falco kicks Marth to the edge, and Marth grabs on!
Megaman: Fox picks him up and subjects him to a flurry of punches and kicks from Falco!
Ash: Marth's damage is building fast as Fox throws him into the side.
Megaman: Marth slashes Falco away, but Fox does a running kick that knocks Marth up!
Ash: Fox grabs Marth again, and Falco hits Marth with the Fire Bird! Marth is almost gone!
Megaman: Fox kicks Marth in midair and he's finished! Game Set!
This game's winners, and the 1st Tag-Team Champions....FOX MCCLOUD AND FALCO LOMBARDI, STARFOX!!!!
::On the stage:
::Roy and Marth have gotten back up now, upset about their loss:
Marth: No fair! Items no work!
Falco: What?
Roy: The items were supposedly set on low, but the only item that appeared during 3 1/2 minutes was your sword!
Fox: What are you saying? That we cheated?
Falco: It's not our fault. It's the breaks. We would have won anyway.
Marth: (censored)
Fox: (censored), huh? I swear I'm gonna (censored) your (censored)'in (censored!
Roy: Stop. I think we could all agree this was a great match, huh?
Falco and Fox: Yeah.
Marth: Hai.
Roy: So I want to say congratulations.
::Roy extends his hand to Fox. Fox shakes Roy's hand (though Fox doesn't really have a hand)::
Megaman: Roy showing some class there, shaking Fox's hand after being KO'd by him only a minute earlier.
Ash: Yeah, yeah. Now Lakitu will speak with the winners.
::Lakitu enters the StarFox locker room, only to find it empty:
Ash: OK...how about the losers?
::Lakitu enters the Fire Emblem locker room, to find it empty as well:
Ash: (censored) it!
Megaman: We'll be back in a few minutes with our next match, and then our main event!
Match #3: October 25, 2004, 4:50 PM Pikachu VS Pichu POKEMON STADIUM 2-life match Nontitle match
Ash: We're back with the match I was looking forward to the most, a Pokemon battle!
Megaman: Ugh...This is what I get for wanting extra cash.
Ash: Pikachu will be taking on Pichu in a two-life match here at Kanto's Pokemon Stadium.
Megaman: Yeah, the items will be off. If you want to save on your electric bill, turn your TV off for a few minutes.
Ash: You know, the less viewers we get, the less we get paid.
Megaman: Then never mind.
Ash: Anyway, Daisy is in the ring, ready to announce the fighters!
Megaman: If that's what you want to call those little mice.
Ash: Shh!
Daisy: Introducing first, from Prof. Oak's lab, weighing in at 12 pounds, PIKACHU!
::Many little kids cheer their heads off, while anyone over 10 either laughs or leaves:
Daisy: And his/its opponent, from Johto, weighing in at 4 pounds, PICHU!
::Few cheers come from the relatively small crowd for Pichu, and the few that do cheer are under 7:
Ash: And we're ready!
Daisy: 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...GO!!!!
Pikachu: 0Pichu: 0
Megaman: Pikachu and Pichu start shooting out little jolts of electricity, doing minor damage. Ash: They're advancing cautiously.
Megaman: Come on, start beating the hell out of each other!
Ash: Pokemon battling is an art, it must not be rushed.
Megaman: You got that off some show.
Ash: Uh...and Pikachu uses thunder to knock Pichu away!
Megaman: Pichu starts using his thunder jolt again, and is taking damage from his own attacks! Proves how pathetic Pokemon are.
Ash: Shut up! Pichu rushes at the larger Pikachu and tries a skull bash!
Megaman: Pikachu rolls out of the way and throws Pichu over the side!
Pikachu: 34Pichu: 70
Ash: Pichu is not looking good at this point, but wait...What's he doing...Is he calling someone?
Pichu: Pi! Pi Chu Pi! Pi Chu Chu!
Pikachu: Pika!
Ash: They're exchanging some words.
Megaman: Words? They're little stupid gibberish phrases!
Ash: Who's coming down the ramp?
Megaman: It's Mewtwo! Mewtwo is interfering, but on whose behalf?
Ash: Apparently neither! Mewtwo catches both Pikachu and Pichu in his psychic hold!
Megaman: Now this is getting good!
Ash: NO! PIKACHU!
Pikachu: Chu! Pika pi chu! (Ash, help me)
Megaman: A little late! Mewtwo slams Pikachu down onto the ground!
Ash: I need to get down there!
::Ash rushes out of his commentating booth and tears through the halls as Megaman sits calmly and eats popcorn:
Megaman: Oh, and Pikachu gets slammed down again! Mewtwo is turning his wrath on Pichu! Pichu and Pikachu are both slammed into the scoreboard and jolted! The scoreboard goes black!
::Ash enters the ring:
Megaman: There's Ash, and he throws a Pokeball! But he's too late! Mewtwo sees him, catches him in a hold, and hurls him clear out of the building! ::Mewtwo laughs and spins around:
Mewtwo: I am the best Pokemon here! These two are a joke! A JOKE!
Megaman: A bold prediction from Mewtwo. We'll be back in a few minutes for our main event, Bowser vs. Ganondorf for the Super Smasher Championship!
Match #4: October 25, 2004 at 5:15 PM Bowser vs. Ganondorf 3-life match FINAL DESTINATION (Master Hand's course)
For the Super Smasher
Megaman: Due to Ash's recent...incapacitation, I will have a new partner with me for this match. Please welcome WARIO!
Wario: Ha ha ha ha ha! Thank you! Thank you!
::::The crowd is virtually silent::::
Wario: Grr.
Megaman: Just sit down.
Wario: I understand this should be a very interesting match. Bowser and Ganondorf for the Super Smasher!
Megaman: That's right, Nintendo's two biggest archvillains going at it for the Super Smasher Championship.
Wario: Now you wait a minute! Just because I wasn't in SSBM doesn't mean I'm not as good a villain as them!
Megaman: Of course. Anyway, Daisy is walking out to the ring!
Wario: Man, she's hot!
Megaman: You don't have a chance, forget it.
Wario: Grr.
Daisy: This match is scheduled for three lives, and it is for the Super Smasher Championship!
Daisy: Entering the ring, from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 906 pounds, Mario's archenemy, King of the Koopas, BOWSER!
::::Bowser's dungeon music from Super Mario 64 plays as he goes out to the ring, roars, and digs his claw into the metal floor:
Daisy: And his opponent, from medieval Hyrule, weighing in at 385 pounds, Link's archenemy, GANONDORF!
::::Ganondorf's music plays as he sprints out to the ring and stares Bowser right in the face:
Ganondorf: That belt is mine!
Megaman: Ganondorf is grabbing at the belt that Waluigi, the referee, holds up!
Wario: Bowser hits him from behind, and Waluigi gets out of the way just in time!
Megaman: So we've started now, and Bowser is beating on Ganondorf hard!
Wario: Ganondorf gets one small punch in in the first few seconds.
Bowser: 7Ganondorf: 56
Megaman: These two guys can take a lot of damage, but they're not invincible, especially not to each other.
Wario: Bowser is using his koopa klaw to grab Ganondorf and toss him away!
Megaman: And now he hits him with a Bowser Bomb!
Wario: Ganondorf is down, so Bowser taunts him!
Bowser: Yours, huh? You're so pathetic you little son of a (censored) I-
Megaman: Ganondorf punches Bowser right in the face with his warlock punch! Ganondorf is now beating on Bowser!
Wario: Ganondorf punches Bowser and knocks him down!
Megaman: Folks, knocking down a 900 lb. monster is no easy task.
Wario: No, really....
Bowser: 72Ganondorf: 90
Megaman: Bowser breathes fire on Ganondorf, pushing him back!
Wario: Bowser picks Ganondorf up and throws him upward!
Megaman: Ganondorf does a stomp kick that knocks Bowser down!
Wario: As both fighters get up, an capsule drops in between them!
Megaman: Hey! There aren't supposed to be items in SSC matches!
Wario: Oops.
Megaman: Anyway, a home run bat pops out of the capsule and Bowser grabs it!
Wario: HOME RUN! Ganondorf is KO'd.
Bowser: 104 D0Ganondorf: 0 D1
Megaman: Ganondorf comes back down and stomp kicks Bowser!
Wario: When he comes back, he gets a flurry of punches!
Megaman: He knocks Ganondorf back with some fire breath!
Wario: He's getting ready for another home run smash.
Megaman: But he can't get it off in time! Ganondorf does the warlock punch, getting the bat and knocking Bowser off!
Bowser: 0 D1Ganondorf: 25 D1
Wario: Ganondorf and Bowser start pounding on each other like there's no tomorrow!
Megaman: But Ganondorf has that bat, and he's putting the hurt on Bowser!
Wario: Bowser goes up with a bowser bomb though, and Ganondorf can't get away from that! Ganondorf's bat goes flying!
Bowser: And now...it's payback time.
Megaman: Ganondorf is backing away from the King of the Koopas, but Bowser shows no mercy. He knocks Ganondorf off with a headbutt!
Bowser: 72 D1Ganondorf: 0 D2
Wario: This match is going pretty quick. By the way, is there a money prize?
Megaman: No, not that I know of.
Wario: Then what the hell are these guys competing for!?!?!? No money!?!?!? Whoever heard of that?
Megaman: Who knows, who cares. Bowser slashes Ganondorf and knocks him down!
Wario: Ganondorf's heart just doesn't seem to be in this match anymore. Bowser is flailing away at him and Ganondorf isn't offering much back.
Megaman: You're right, what is Ganon thinking?
Wario: I think the bat knocked out some brain cells or something, as Ganondorf is walking toward the edge.
Megaman: He jumps off! What in the world? Ganondorf just let Bowser win the Super Smasher Championship!
This game's winner, and the 1st-ever Super Smasher is....BOWSER KOOPA!!!!
Megaman: A very odd match, to say the least. Ganondorf jumped off the course to let Bowser win the first Super Smasher title.
::::Lakitu floats into the booth:
Lakitu: I looked everywhere, and Ganondorf is nowhere in sight. Bowser, however, has agreed to an interview.
Megaman: OK, so bring in the Super Smasher!
:::Crowd mixes with cheers and boos:
Lakitu: A very strange match you just fought, Bowser, what do you have to say? Bowser: Well, I thought Ganondorf was going to be tough to beat, but he wasn't anything. If it weren't for the bat, he wouldn't have KO'd me at all.
Lakitu: Why do you think Ganondorf might have done that?
Bowser: I'll worry about that next week. For now, I'm going to enjoy my Super Smasher title.
Lakitu: OK.
Megaman: Well, that's all for today. We'll see you next week on Super Smash Stadium! Be sure to send your reviews, questions, compliments, insults, or whatever! We'll see you again next Friday!
Summary:
Link def. Mario for the RPG Championship Fox and Falco def. Marth and Roy for the Tag-Team Championship Pikachu and Pichu ended in a no contest when Mewtwo interfered Bowser def. Ganondorf for the Super Smasher Championship
Megaman: Hello, and welcome to the premiere of Super Smash Stadium!
Ash: We're your commentators, Ash Ketchum and Megaman X!
Megaman: We have quite a main event for you tonight, as Nintendo's two biggest villains will square off for the Super Smasher Championship!
Ash: But right now, Nintendo's two biggest heroes will face each other for the RPG Championship, at the Hyrule Temple in a three-life match.
Megaman: Princess Daisy is our ring announcer.
::A ramp appears out of nowhere leading down to the ring, and Princess Daisy walks into the temple:
Daisy: Introducing first, from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 225 pounds, MARIO MARIO!
::Mario jogs down the ramp into the temple to deafening applause. Some members of the audience hold up posters in Mario's favor:
Daisy: And now, from 14th-century Hyrule, weighing in at 250 pounds, the Hero of Time, LINK!
::Swinging his sword, Link runs down the ramp to deafening applause as well. Members of the audience hold up posters for Link. Link points his sword at Mario:
Link: This'll be what beats you!
Mario: I'd like to see you try!
Megaman: How many people do you think are here today, Ash?
Ash: Who knows, who cares?
Megaman: Mario and Link have been in the gaming world for over 20 years. Link was just 5 years old when he broke on the scene.
Ash: There is no way Mario is going to beat Link. Link is armed with a sword, shield, bow & arrow, and bombs. Megaman: Mario always seems to have a trick up his sleeve. Remember, he has a cape and can throw fireballs.
Ash: Whatever. I still say Mario will get annihilated.
Megaman: We're about ready as Daisy is counting down.
Daisy: 5...4...3...2...1...GO!
Mario: 0Link: 0
Megaman: Link swipes his sword at Mario, but the plumber dodges behind and hits Link with his cape!
Ash: Link slashes Mario once, knocking the plumber down!
Megaman: But Mario gets back up and kicks Link away! He's throwing fireballs!
Ash: Dodge, Link! Megaman: He doesn't dodge, and Mario hits him with a fire glove smash! He's fired up today!
Mario: 16Link: 44
Megaman: A crate falls at the far right, and Mario turns around and goes for it.
Ash: Oh, but he doesn't see Link's boomerang coming right at him!
Megaman: Mario turns around, only to get kicked in the face by the Hero of Time!
Ash: Yes! I told you Link would win this.
Megaman: This is far from over, Ketchum.
Ash: Link is slashing the hell out of Mario!
Megaman: Link does his own smash and picks up the crate! He's throwing it at Mario!
Ash: Crap. Mario rolls out of the way and throws a couple fireballs at the Hero of Time.
Mario: 67Link: 56
Ash: Link picks up yet another weapon to add to his arsenal, a star rod.
Megaman: Ouch! Mario is getting the crap beat out of him with that rod.
Mario: Pain.
Link: This is too easy.
Megaman: Come on, Mario! You can muster up some strength!
Ash: Uh-oh, why is Mario's fist glowing?
Megaman: It's the fire glove punch! Mario deflects the star back at Link! Link goes flying away!
Ash: But thank God, this is a big course, so he lands at the right edge.
Mario: 115Link: 80
Megaman: Mario advances towards Link, and picks up a home run bat. Ash: NO! He's getting ready to smash!
Megaman: But Link dodges in the nick of time!
Ash: Link makes Mario pay with a few quick sword slashes and another star rod blow.
Megaman: Mario counters it with a home run bat blow of his own.
Ash: There's a party ball at the left, but neither guy sees it. PARTY BALL, LINK!
Megaman: They're flailing away at each other, both above 100 damage now.
Mario: 147Link: 108
Ash: Mario's getting ready for a smash.
Megaman: Link gets his own smash off first! Mario is flying into the background! Ash: Yeah, go Link!
Mario: 0 D1Link: 108 D0
Megaman: Mario is angry now, and he comes back with a drop kick!
Ash: Link gets off two quick slashes, but Mario throws him across the huge stage!
Megaman: Mario runs toward him and does a baseball slide!
Ash: Now what's he doing?
Megaman: Headbutt! Link's turn to fly into the background!
Link: SHIIIIIIIII.
::Mario grows big::
Mario: 8 D1Link: 0 D1
Megaman: Both fighters are about dead even as they punch, kick, and slash each other.
Ash: Link throws his boomerang right into Mario's stomach, knocking him back!
Megaman: He takes out a bomb and hits Mario!
Ash: A smash attack.
Megaman: Mario does a double jump and grabs the edge!
Ash: Crap! He was this close!
Mario: 85Link: 44
Ash: Link's starting to get the advantage now, as he hits Mario with a bow shot.
Megaman: Mario jumps off the course! What the hell is he thinking?
Ash: He's going to the bottom level! There's a bob-omb!
Megaman: He picks it up and waits for Link.
Ash: NO! He can't react fast enough and gets blown to smithereens!
Mario: 94 D1Link: 0 D2
Megaman: Link has only one life left, it looks as if Mario will be our first RPG Champ.
Ash: It ain't over till it's over. Megaman: Link comes back with a downward stab and upward thrust!
Ash: Mario drill kicks Link, like that'll do any damage.
Megaman: Then he drop kicks Link! That does some damage!
Ash: Link slashes him in the back.
Megaman: But Mario comes back with another drill-kick-to-drop-kick combo! Link is taking some damage!
Mario: 126Link: 33
Ash: A pokeball appears at the right, who could it be?
Megaman: Someone has to see it first, and Link spots it!
Ash: It's Zapdos! Mario takes a ton of electric jolts!
Mario: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
Link: Ha ha ha! You can't beat the Hero of Time!
Mario: Just watch me! ::punches Link!
::Link slashes Mario into the background:
Mario: Waaaaaaaaaahhh!
Ash: Ha ha. Link's right. No one can beat the Hero of Time.
Mario: 0 D2Link: 45 D2
Megaman: Both guys are down to their last life. The next KO will decide the RPG Champion.
Ash: Link's gonna get it. You watch.
Megaman: Link is slashing Mario a bit with the sword, and he throws a bomb!
Ash: The bomb explods on Link too, knocking both guys away from each other!
Megaman: Link is a pro at close combat, so Mario must be glad to get away.
Ash: He's throwing fireballs! Link can't get to him!
Megaman: Wait a minute, he uses the sword spin move and breaks through!
Ash: And Mario hits him with the fire glove! Link goes flying.
Megaman: Come on, fall.
Ash: Yes! Link grabs the edge without a jump!
Mario: 33Link: 87
Megaman: Mario is waiting for Link.
Ash: But the Hero of Time does a sword spin to knock the plumber away! And a party ball falls right on him!
Megaman: Get the party ball.
Ash: Aw, too bad. Link has it and hits Mario with it.
Mario: D'oh!
Megaman: There's FOUR bob-ombs!
Ash: Link uses his shield, but Mario can't take cover in time! He's gone!
GAME SET!
This game's winner, and the 1st RPG Champion is....LINK!!!!
Megaman: We'll go to our interview extraordinaire, Lakitu.
Lakitu: Thanks, Mega. I'm in the locker room of Mario and I'll be talking to him first.
::Mario enters:
Lakitu: Mario, you lost the RPG Championship to Link. What's going through your mind?
Mario: Uhh...I wish I won?
Lakitu: Anything...else?
Mario: Not really.
Lakitu: Will you be challenging Link for the RPG Championship anytime soon?
Mario: No. I'm going straight for the Super Smasher.
Lakitu: OK then. Good luck with that.
::Back in the booth:
Megaman: Well, Mario doesn't seem like he wants that RPG Championship too badly.
Ash: If he can't even win the RPG Championship, how's he going to become the Super Smasher?
Megaman: He'll find a way. He always does.
Ash: He didn't today.
Megaman: Shut up.
Ash: Make me.
::Megaman blasts him out of the booth with a blaster gun:
Megaman: We'll see you later, when the Tag-Team Champions will be decided.
Match #2: October 25, 2004, 4:30 PM
Falco and Fox VS Marth and Roy CORNERIA 3-life tag-team match for the Tag-Team Championship
Megaman: Welcome back. A few minutes ago we just saw Link defeat Mario for the RPG Championship, but we have two more belts to give out. Ash: Now we'll see two legendary teams face off for the Tag-Team Championship.
Megaman: These two teams aren't really familiar with each other...so there's no big rivalry coming into play here.
Ash: Daisy is walking out to the ring, and we'll hear the announcements for the fighters.
Daisy: Introducing first, from the Lylat System, weighing in at a combined weight of 389 pounds, Falco Lombardi, Fox McCloud, STARFOX!
::The huge crowd of 110,000 erupts into deafening cheers:
Megaman and Ash: Ow.
Daisy: And their opponents, from 10th-century medieval Asia, weighing in at a combined weight of 442 pounds, Marth and Roy, FIRE EMBLEM!
::Loud cheers:
Ash: It seems as if the StarFox duo has the crowd on their side this match.
Megaman: Marth and Roy only were introduced to the U.S. three years ago when they first appeared in SSBM. Fox and Falco have been around since the early '90s. Ash: Daisy is counting down.
Daisy: 5...4...3...2...1...GO!!!
Falco: 0Fox: 0Marth: 0Roy: 0
Megaman: The four get into it quickly with a brawl at the center, but Fox and Falco each grab their opponents and toss them away with a blaster shot!
Ash: Marth slashes at Falco, and Roy tries a shield breaker!
Megaman: Fox counters, using his reflector to knock Roy down and stop that attack.
Ash: I'm liking StarFox right now.
Megaman: You know, we're not supposed to be biased.
Ash: Screw that. GO STARFOX!
Megaman: Roy slashes Fox into Marth's shield breaker! Fox goes flying!
Ash: But not far enough, and he pays Roy back with a Fire Fox.
Falco: 12Fox: 70Marth: 32Roy: 40
Megaman: Falco does his illusion move to blast through Marth, ignoring a few sword slashes.
Ash: He uses his smash kick and knocks Marth away!
Megaman: Roy and Fox are getting into it at the bottom right.
Ash: It's an Arwing! Roy is hit!
Megaman: Fox tries a Fire Fox, but Roy counters in midair! Fox is down!
Ash: But he gets back up and kicks Roy up to the center.
Megaman: That was a mistake, as Marth and Roy get a few seconds to double-team Falco before taking a Fox Illusion in the back!
Falco: 66Fox: 92Marth: 55Roy: 74
Ash: Marth and Roy use their dancing blades in opposite directions.
Megaman: A great synchronized move...Wait.
Ash: They're charging up their shield breakers.
Megaman: Oh! Double whammy! Fox and Falco are both sent flying into the background!
Falco: 0 D1Fox: 0 D1Marth: 72 D0Roy: 74 D0
Ash: Fox is coming back with a blaster shot, and Falco does a Fire Bird to Roy.
Megaman: Roy comes pretty close to flying into the background there, but he comes back down with two slashes at Falco.
Ash: Falco kicks Roy away, and this time he can barely grab onto the edge! Megaman: Fox and Marth are battling at the left.
Ash: An Arwing comes and shoots both fighters!
Megaman: Falco and Roy are trading hits at the bottom right.
Ash: And Falco kicks Roy out!
Falco: 24 D1Fox: 45 D1Marth: 106 D0Roy: 0 D1
Megaman: Marth still has all three lives, and Fox is pounding away at him.
Ash: Yes! Fox kicks Marth upwards...Is he going?
Megaman: No! He counters another kick and sends Fox over the edge!
Ash: Get the edge, Fox, get the edge!
Megaman: Fox does indeed grab the edge, only to suffer another blow from Marth!
Ash: Roy's back!
Megaman: Roy is coming to his partner's aid, slashing Fox again and again!
Ash: But he doesn't see the kicks from Falco that send Roy over the edge as well.
Falco: 24 D1Fox: 95 D1Marth: 121 D0Roy: 36 D1
Megaman: A sword appears at the bottom right, and Falco runs for it!
Ash: Marth cuts him off and sends him toward Roy.
Megaman: That was a mistake! Roy is double-teamed and KO'ed with a smash kick from Fox!
Falco: 43 D1Fox: 111 D1Marth: 137 D0Roy: 0 D2
Ash: Now Falco and Fox turn towards Marth and KO him as well!
Megaman: But here comes Roy, and he's livid! Roy slashes the two over and over again with his dancing blade!
Ash: He's countering any attempts from Fox and Falco! Come on, guys, get him!
Megaman: Roy is getting some unneeded help from Marth, who smash-slashes Fox to KO him!
Roy: Falco, you little son of a (censored), you are going to suffer your partner's fate.
Falco: Oh, crap.
Megaman: And Roy unleashes a fully-charged Shield Breaker to KO Falco!
Ash: Roy and Marth both take damage from that as well.
Falco: 0 D2Fox: 0 D2Marth: 10 D1Roy: 10 D2
Megaman: Falco never got a chance to use his sword, but now a bat is there at the left. Ash: Despite already having a weapon to swing, Roy picks up the bat and swings it at the StarFox duo!
Megaman: He can't connect and is pummelled each time he misses!
Ash: Marth is taking a beating as well! It seems as if the tide is turning!
Megaman: Marth uses his dancing blade to knock Fox back, but Falco comes to the rescue with a smash kick, nearly killing Marth.
Ash: There's Roy, but he gets kicked, too! Megaman: Roy uses his blazer move to get back up and damage Falco.
Ash: Falco seems to be taking the lead here.
Falco: 23 D2Fox: 8 D2Marth: 86 D1Roy: 43 D2
Megaman: Falco and Fox are retreating from the Fire Emblem duo, and they're trapped at the left edge!
Ash: No! Roy, don't do it!
Megaman: Oh! He doesn't get the chance to unleash his shield breaker as Fox and Falco perform a synchronized Illusion!
Ash: Falco grabs Marth, and Fox kicks him into the background!
Megaman: Now Roy is getting pulverized 2-on-1!
Ash: Roy is hit high.
Megaman: But not high enough! He comes back down and slashes both StarFox members!
Falco: 55 D2Fox: 24 D2Marth: 0 D2Roy: 102 D2
Ash: Marth is back and angry as hell! He's slashing the StarFox members left and right! Megaman: Fox is focusing on Roy, who has over 110 damage.
Ash: Fox kicks him upward and Roy goes flying! He barely survived that one!
Megaman: One more big hit and Marth'll have to go 1-on-2.
Ash: Falco kicks Marth away, and Roy counters another Fox kick!
Megaman: Roy is trying desperately to stay in the game.
Falco: 74 D2Fox: 43 D2Marth: 18 D2Roy: 121 D2
Ash: Fox is backing Roy into the upper part of the ship.
Megaman: Roy slashes Fox into Marth, who uses a shield breaker!
Ash: He doesn't see Falco's kick from behind, though.
Megaman: Falco grabs Marth and hurls him left!
Ash: Falco's going for Roy.
Megaman: Roy slashes Falco away!
Ash: Oh, but Roy doesn't see the smash kick from Fox! He is gone!
Falco: 98 D2Fox: 61 D2Marth: 26 D2Roy: OUT
Megaman: Marth slashes both StarFox members from behind.
Ash: Can Marth actually have the advantage over two fighters?
Megaman: I don't know, but Marth has a lot less damage. If he can knock one out he has a good chance of winning.
Ash: Falco kicks Marth to the edge, and Marth grabs on!
Megaman: Fox picks him up and subjects him to a flurry of punches and kicks from Falco!
Ash: Marth's damage is building fast as Fox throws him into the side.
Megaman: Marth slashes Falco away, but Fox does a running kick that knocks Marth up!
Ash: Fox grabs Marth again, and Falco hits Marth with the Fire Bird! Marth is almost gone!
Megaman: Fox kicks Marth in midair and he's finished! Game Set!
This game's winners, and the 1st Tag-Team Champions....FOX MCCLOUD AND FALCO LOMBARDI, STARFOX!!!!
::On the stage:
::Roy and Marth have gotten back up now, upset about their loss:
Marth: No fair! Items no work!
Falco: What?
Roy: The items were supposedly set on low, but the only item that appeared during 3 1/2 minutes was your sword!
Fox: What are you saying? That we cheated?
Falco: It's not our fault. It's the breaks. We would have won anyway.
Marth: (censored)
Fox: (censored), huh? I swear I'm gonna (censored) your (censored)'in (censored!
Roy: Stop. I think we could all agree this was a great match, huh?
Falco and Fox: Yeah.
Marth: Hai.
Roy: So I want to say congratulations.
::Roy extends his hand to Fox. Fox shakes Roy's hand (though Fox doesn't really have a hand)::
Megaman: Roy showing some class there, shaking Fox's hand after being KO'd by him only a minute earlier.
Ash: Yeah, yeah. Now Lakitu will speak with the winners.
::Lakitu enters the StarFox locker room, only to find it empty:
Ash: OK...how about the losers?
::Lakitu enters the Fire Emblem locker room, to find it empty as well:
Ash: (censored) it!
Megaman: We'll be back in a few minutes with our next match, and then our main event!
Match #3: October 25, 2004, 4:50 PM Pikachu VS Pichu POKEMON STADIUM 2-life match Nontitle match
Ash: We're back with the match I was looking forward to the most, a Pokemon battle!
Megaman: Ugh...This is what I get for wanting extra cash.
Ash: Pikachu will be taking on Pichu in a two-life match here at Kanto's Pokemon Stadium.
Megaman: Yeah, the items will be off. If you want to save on your electric bill, turn your TV off for a few minutes.
Ash: You know, the less viewers we get, the less we get paid.
Megaman: Then never mind.
Ash: Anyway, Daisy is in the ring, ready to announce the fighters!
Megaman: If that's what you want to call those little mice.
Ash: Shh!
Daisy: Introducing first, from Prof. Oak's lab, weighing in at 12 pounds, PIKACHU!
::Many little kids cheer their heads off, while anyone over 10 either laughs or leaves:
Daisy: And his/its opponent, from Johto, weighing in at 4 pounds, PICHU!
::Few cheers come from the relatively small crowd for Pichu, and the few that do cheer are under 7:
Ash: And we're ready!
Daisy: 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...GO!!!!
Pikachu: 0Pichu: 0
Megaman: Pikachu and Pichu start shooting out little jolts of electricity, doing minor damage. Ash: They're advancing cautiously.
Megaman: Come on, start beating the hell out of each other!
Ash: Pokemon battling is an art, it must not be rushed.
Megaman: You got that off some show.
Ash: Uh...and Pikachu uses thunder to knock Pichu away!
Megaman: Pichu starts using his thunder jolt again, and is taking damage from his own attacks! Proves how pathetic Pokemon are.
Ash: Shut up! Pichu rushes at the larger Pikachu and tries a skull bash!
Megaman: Pikachu rolls out of the way and throws Pichu over the side!
Pikachu: 34Pichu: 70
Ash: Pichu is not looking good at this point, but wait...What's he doing...Is he calling someone?
Pichu: Pi! Pi Chu Pi! Pi Chu Chu!
Pikachu: Pika!
Ash: They're exchanging some words.
Megaman: Words? They're little stupid gibberish phrases!
Ash: Who's coming down the ramp?
Megaman: It's Mewtwo! Mewtwo is interfering, but on whose behalf?
Ash: Apparently neither! Mewtwo catches both Pikachu and Pichu in his psychic hold!
Megaman: Now this is getting good!
Ash: NO! PIKACHU!
Pikachu: Chu! Pika pi chu! (Ash, help me)
Megaman: A little late! Mewtwo slams Pikachu down onto the ground!
Ash: I need to get down there!
::Ash rushes out of his commentating booth and tears through the halls as Megaman sits calmly and eats popcorn:
Megaman: Oh, and Pikachu gets slammed down again! Mewtwo is turning his wrath on Pichu! Pichu and Pikachu are both slammed into the scoreboard and jolted! The scoreboard goes black!
::Ash enters the ring:
Megaman: There's Ash, and he throws a Pokeball! But he's too late! Mewtwo sees him, catches him in a hold, and hurls him clear out of the building! ::Mewtwo laughs and spins around:
Mewtwo: I am the best Pokemon here! These two are a joke! A JOKE!
Megaman: A bold prediction from Mewtwo. We'll be back in a few minutes for our main event, Bowser vs. Ganondorf for the Super Smasher Championship!
Match #4: October 25, 2004 at 5:15 PM Bowser vs. Ganondorf 3-life match FINAL DESTINATION (Master Hand's course)
For the Super Smasher
Megaman: Due to Ash's recent...incapacitation, I will have a new partner with me for this match. Please welcome WARIO!
Wario: Ha ha ha ha ha! Thank you! Thank you!
::::The crowd is virtually silent::::
Wario: Grr.
Megaman: Just sit down.
Wario: I understand this should be a very interesting match. Bowser and Ganondorf for the Super Smasher!
Megaman: That's right, Nintendo's two biggest archvillains going at it for the Super Smasher Championship.
Wario: Now you wait a minute! Just because I wasn't in SSBM doesn't mean I'm not as good a villain as them!
Megaman: Of course. Anyway, Daisy is walking out to the ring!
Wario: Man, she's hot!
Megaman: You don't have a chance, forget it.
Wario: Grr.
Daisy: This match is scheduled for three lives, and it is for the Super Smasher Championship!
Daisy: Entering the ring, from the Mushroom Kingdom, weighing in at 906 pounds, Mario's archenemy, King of the Koopas, BOWSER!
::::Bowser's dungeon music from Super Mario 64 plays as he goes out to the ring, roars, and digs his claw into the metal floor:
Daisy: And his opponent, from medieval Hyrule, weighing in at 385 pounds, Link's archenemy, GANONDORF!
::::Ganondorf's music plays as he sprints out to the ring and stares Bowser right in the face:
Ganondorf: That belt is mine!
Megaman: Ganondorf is grabbing at the belt that Waluigi, the referee, holds up!
Wario: Bowser hits him from behind, and Waluigi gets out of the way just in time!
Megaman: So we've started now, and Bowser is beating on Ganondorf hard!
Wario: Ganondorf gets one small punch in in the first few seconds.
Bowser: 7Ganondorf: 56
Megaman: These two guys can take a lot of damage, but they're not invincible, especially not to each other.
Wario: Bowser is using his koopa klaw to grab Ganondorf and toss him away!
Megaman: And now he hits him with a Bowser Bomb!
Wario: Ganondorf is down, so Bowser taunts him!
Bowser: Yours, huh? You're so pathetic you little son of a (censored) I-
Megaman: Ganondorf punches Bowser right in the face with his warlock punch! Ganondorf is now beating on Bowser!
Wario: Ganondorf punches Bowser and knocks him down!
Megaman: Folks, knocking down a 900 lb. monster is no easy task.
Wario: No, really....
Bowser: 72Ganondorf: 90
Megaman: Bowser breathes fire on Ganondorf, pushing him back!
Wario: Bowser picks Ganondorf up and throws him upward!
Megaman: Ganondorf does a stomp kick that knocks Bowser down!
Wario: As both fighters get up, an capsule drops in between them!
Megaman: Hey! There aren't supposed to be items in SSC matches!
Wario: Oops.
Megaman: Anyway, a home run bat pops out of the capsule and Bowser grabs it!
Wario: HOME RUN! Ganondorf is KO'd.
Bowser: 104 D0Ganondorf: 0 D1
Megaman: Ganondorf comes back down and stomp kicks Bowser!
Wario: When he comes back, he gets a flurry of punches!
Megaman: He knocks Ganondorf back with some fire breath!
Wario: He's getting ready for another home run smash.
Megaman: But he can't get it off in time! Ganondorf does the warlock punch, getting the bat and knocking Bowser off!
Bowser: 0 D1Ganondorf: 25 D1
Wario: Ganondorf and Bowser start pounding on each other like there's no tomorrow!
Megaman: But Ganondorf has that bat, and he's putting the hurt on Bowser!
Wario: Bowser goes up with a bowser bomb though, and Ganondorf can't get away from that! Ganondorf's bat goes flying!
Bowser: And now...it's payback time.
Megaman: Ganondorf is backing away from the King of the Koopas, but Bowser shows no mercy. He knocks Ganondorf off with a headbutt!
Bowser: 72 D1Ganondorf: 0 D2
Wario: This match is going pretty quick. By the way, is there a money prize?
Megaman: No, not that I know of.
Wario: Then what the hell are these guys competing for!?!?!? No money!?!?!? Whoever heard of that?
Megaman: Who knows, who cares. Bowser slashes Ganondorf and knocks him down!
Wario: Ganondorf's heart just doesn't seem to be in this match anymore. Bowser is flailing away at him and Ganondorf isn't offering much back.
Megaman: You're right, what is Ganon thinking?
Wario: I think the bat knocked out some brain cells or something, as Ganondorf is walking toward the edge.
Megaman: He jumps off! What in the world? Ganondorf just let Bowser win the Super Smasher Championship!
This game's winner, and the 1st-ever Super Smasher is....BOWSER KOOPA!!!!
Megaman: A very odd match, to say the least. Ganondorf jumped off the course to let Bowser win the first Super Smasher title.
::::Lakitu floats into the booth:
Lakitu: I looked everywhere, and Ganondorf is nowhere in sight. Bowser, however, has agreed to an interview.
Megaman: OK, so bring in the Super Smasher!
:::Crowd mixes with cheers and boos:
Lakitu: A very strange match you just fought, Bowser, what do you have to say? Bowser: Well, I thought Ganondorf was going to be tough to beat, but he wasn't anything. If it weren't for the bat, he wouldn't have KO'd me at all.
Lakitu: Why do you think Ganondorf might have done that?
Bowser: I'll worry about that next week. For now, I'm going to enjoy my Super Smasher title.
Lakitu: OK.
Megaman: Well, that's all for today. We'll see you next week on Super Smash Stadium! Be sure to send your reviews, questions, compliments, insults, or whatever! We'll see you again next Friday!
Summary:
Link def. Mario for the RPG Championship Fox and Falco def. Marth and Roy for the Tag-Team Championship Pikachu and Pichu ended in a no contest when Mewtwo interfered Bowser def. Ganondorf for the Super Smasher Championship