Teal'c walked from the infirmary, slightly annoyed at the far from unusual turn of events, but as he was trained to there was no sign of this in his face, he walked to his room glad of the deference and respect others gave him as it meant he was able to continue his train of thought.
Sitting at his computer he opened up the email browser and started up a new message.Subject: CLASSIFIED: Change in procedure.
Due to the enormous burden being placed on our medical staff a change in procedure has been ordered. In future anyone intending to get injured will be required to fill out form: Medical 35.4 "Prior advice of injury" before receiving the injury, failure to comply will result in medical staff using excessively large needles and complicated tests being run. This form will include information such as necessary time in infirmary, preferred bed (not the one closest to Dr Fraiser's office that is booked long term by Dr Jackson or the one closest to the door, that has been booked by Colonel O'Neill) and action being taken resulting in injury (SG1 can leave blank and "Saving the world" will be assumed).
Further to this is the form Medical 38.1 "Advice of forthcoming alien influence" and Medical 38.2 "Advice of forthcoming alien possession." This will only be approved for members of SG1 and attached personnel. Please take care in reporting the beneficial or detrimental nature of the influence (both to yourself and to the SGC)
Signed:
Sho'var Teal'c
Commander: Jafa contingent: SGC
The corner of his mouth curled up, 'this was fun.'