D decided to go to the zoo hopping no bad stuff would happen. After getting pop corn, 2-D visits the elephnats first.
"Ello Mr. elephant..."
He said petting the elephant then gives it some pop corn.
"Yes your ver ni-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
The elephant picks 2-D up in a blink of an eye, tossing him over it's gaint shoulders. Then lands in the sea lion zone.
"ACK HELP, I CAN'T SWIM!"
A sea lion pup looks at the drowning singer then helps him. Taking him to shore then barks at playfully at D.
"Aaaaawwww your a sweet little fing"
"Yyyyeess you aarrreee"
2-D said petting the sea lion pup, but then a huge of sea lion pups. Come at 2-D in a stamped form picking him up. Then bounces poor 2-D around like a ball, bouncing out of the sea lion zone and into a hippo.
"OOOOFFFF!"
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
2-D rans awat from the hippo as fast as he could, then climbs out of the hippo cage.
"Exuse me, but why are the animals attacking you sir?"
A zoo keeper asked looking at a tired 2-D.
"I HAVE NO IDEA BUT MAKE'EM STOP!"
2-D said very pissed off then goes to buy an ice cream. He figured that the bird exibit would be much safer to look at.
"Mmmmmm straw berry"
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"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
2-D quickly jumps behind an old lady, while all the birds start dive bombing an stuff.
"EEEEEEKKK!"
The birds start spreading their crap, hitting everyone with it but 2-D. Who keeps trying to hind, dodge, dance, an pulling on the doors. But he finally gets it open an rans far away.
"AAAAAACCCCCCK HELP ME MOMMY!"
Alittle kid yelled who was getting nailed with peanuts, being thrown by monkeys after 2-D rans pass them. About afew moments later the entire zoo went into chaos, animals were roaming free everywhere.
"YYYAAAAYYY D-SANS BACK!"
Noodle yelled happly runing to the lobby enternce hugging 2-D. D was a mess, his clothes were torn, dirt all over his face.
"So D how wuz the-"
"IF I HEAR THE WORD ZOO!"
"I'LL SERIOUSLY GO OFF ON YOU!"
2-D yelled grabbing Russel by the collar. Then storms off to his room.
"What was all dat about!..."
Russel asked with a white face an messed up shirt.
End