"Shave?"

"Yeah, you don't really take care of yourself down there, do you?" a girl with pink pig tails stated glumly.

"I-I mean what's the point...not like anyone's going to see it. It's a waste of money on razors too," a raven girl said in defense.

"What do you mean, 'no one'? Usui-kun is going to some day!" Sakura said back excitedly just thinking about their special moment.

"W-Why would Usui see that?!" Misaki asked turning a bright pink.

"Misakiiii, don't tell me you've never thought about that?" Sakura exclaimed.

"Never thought about w-what..?"

Sakura suddenly had an uncharacteristic dark aura around her, and she walked to where Misaki was sitting and put her mouth right next to her ear and seductively whispered, " Thought about you and Usui lying together in bed hearing nothing but pants from each other as Usui makes his way inside of you while kissing your naked bod-"

"NO! I have NEVER thought about that!" Misaki screamed back deafening any one within a mile radius.

"Awww! Your face is bright red meaning you have!" Sakura cried jumping back into her usual state.

"Hah?!"

"You know it's going to come soon, right?! He's going to want it and you'll be in his apartment and then! and then! He'll sneak you off to his bedroom and you two wil-"

"NEVER HAPPENING!" Misaki cut her off before the crying girl could finish and got up and ran to the bathroom before lunch ended.


Misaki furiously flipped through the student council papers barely able to comprehend any of them as Sakura's words taunted her mind.

"What is she thinking?! W-Why would I ever think about Usui and me like-like that?!" she thought. Her face turning darker than a stop sign at the mention of her and Usui doing those things.

Usui shot her out of her thoughts when he wrapped his arms around her waist and landed a quick kiss on her left cheek.

"What do YOU want, Idiot!?" Misaki nervously shouted quickly recognizing who it was by his behavior.

"I can't hang out with my girlfriend, Misa-chan?" he teased.

"Not while I'm in the student council room! Normal students aren't allowed in her, baka!"

"Oh, but I thought I was a perverted space alien? Wouldn't that make me not normal?" Usui said inching closer to her face.

"W-What are you doing?!"

"Nothing, just trying to kiss my girlfriend that's all."

"Well, we can do that somewhere else! N-Not here!"

"So your saying you'll allow me to do things to you if we're alone, Misaki?" Usui purred into her neck.

Sakura's words hit Misaki's mind like a brick and her face lit up like fireworks. Her second instincts shoved Usui off her and raised her hands in defense.

"N-NO!"

By then he whole student council had become aware of this and turned away as it happened almost every day.

Usui smirked and was pleased by her reaction.

"As expected of my girlfriend," said as he casually walked out of the door.


It was now midnight in the Ayuzawa residence. A raven haired girl tossed and turned in her bed as she was asleep occasionally letting out a few whimpers and squeaks.

"Takumi...no...ahh.." she slept talked.

The next morning she bolted out of bed sweating bullets down her face. She collapsed her head inside of her hands unable to suppress a blush that flamed over her cheeks.

"WHY did I dream about that...? No no no no...I am not perverted like him...no," she repeated to herself throughout the morning.

At school, she did her best to avoid Usui. She couldn't see him, or she thought she might die of embarrassment right on the spot. However, it is nearly impossible to run away from Usui.

He spotted her on the roof and walked up behind her.

"Why are you avoiding me?" Takumi smirked. He had overheard Sakura and Misaki's conversation the other day.

"Eh!? U-Usui why are you here?!" Misaki questioned getting up from her spot.

"Nee, Ayuzawa. That doesn't answer my question."

.

.

"Uh, there's n-no reason," she stammered.

"Really, Misaki?" the blonde started, "is it that you've been thinking about me too much?"

Misaki was down the stairs and gone from the rooftop in a flash. Her dream replayed in her mind and much to her discomfort it was vivid and detailed. She could still remember feeling the warmth of his skin across hers, and the smell his body radiated.

She already knew that the next few weeks were going to be hell.


Each day passed horribly for Misaki. She could barely sleep as dream after dream about her and Usui kept her up all night. She successfully avoided Usui for almost a week now, and it was finally Friday.

Misaki quickly finished her student council papers and made a dash for her work until a certain perverted alien stopped her in her tracks.

"You're coming with me," the alien ordered.

"I-I am not coming with you! I have work!" Misaki cried with discontent coating her voice as she realized who had her.

"No, I called them in and said you were sick. We need to talk, so walk with me to my apartment."

"You did WHAT?! It's not you pla-"

"Misaki, come on. Don't you want to spend time with your boyfriend? It's too late already. You'll be late if you walk from here," Usui said matter of factly.

Misaki took a look at their surroundings and found that they were almost at his apartment. How did they get there so fast? Misaki didn't reply and allowed him to drag her into his apartment.

"What do you want to talk about?" Misaki menacingly glared.

"I want to know why you haven't talked to me this entire week," Takumi bluntly said.

"I-I've just been busy and-"

"Busy avoiding me, Ayuzawa? I want to know the real reason. Is it because of what Sakura said?" he smirked.

Hearing those words, a blush nestled on her cheeks.

"You...you heard that?!" she screeched overly embarrassed.

"Every. Single. Word," Usui teased.

Takumi started to walk towards Misaki. Noticing his movements, she started to walk backwards until her back hit the wall and Takumi was pressed against her.

"So, you have been dreaming about us, deshou?" Usui hotly breathed onto her ear.

"NO!"

"Tsk, tsk. If you don't tell me the truth, Misaki," Takumi paused and made eye contact with her, "I'll just stand here until you do."

"AHG, No, maybe, I-I. FINE, YES! YES, I have been dreaming about US!" Misaki confessed unable to bear the intense stare he was watching her with.

"And what have they been about, Mi-sa-ki?"


I've been daydreaming about this for a few days, so I decided to write it down. Sorry if it is ooc or weird. I'll probably post another chapter by Friday if my school work doesn't get in the way. The next chapter will be a lot better than this one wink wink ;) Anyway, I hope you liked it!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kaichou wa Maid-Sama!