Hi... I cant believe you're reading this after reading my name. But oh well, is not that

I blame you. Ok ok. I dont own these characters but i do own them. Hahahaha, in video games.

Ed: Hi! my name is Edward and I'm writting this e-mail for the contest. I hope im number 1000!

well, if i aint, i will suicide... nah.

Two days later...

*Knock knock knock*

Ed: Coming! *Opens the door* OMG! I WAS NUMBER 1000!

Yusuke: Yah, so we're here for a whole day!

Ed: Guys come in, come in. This is your house

Kuwabara: Wow, dont you think this place is too small for 5 people

Ed: Actually six

*A naked hoe walks out of Ed's room* *Just kidding*

Kuwabara: Were's the sixth?

Ed: Youko of course

Kurama: Oh

Yusuke: Hiei, why are you so quiet?

Hiei: Blah blah, happy?

Kuwabara: So ed, what are we doing first?

Ed: You guys know how to play Nintendo?

Hiei: yes in deed

Ed: lets go then!

*I turned on melee*

Hiei: Oh man i want roy, he has a sword

Kuwabara: I'll get DK

Kurama: Fox is for me

Yusuke: Don't you dare touch my captain Falcon



*They started to play while i watched them*

Kuwabara: Why did i had to fall first?

Hiei: Shut up you morron

Kuwabara: *Pauses the game* Just who are you calling morron?

Yusuke: Guys!

Hiei: *draws his katana* Calm the hell down

Kuwabara: Dont you think you scare me you shrimp! Spirit Sword!

*By the time Kuwabara was done saying his last word, i shot him with an Elephant tranquilizer*

Kuwabara: Hey what was that fo... (Falls a sleep)

Ed: Ok, if you want, i'll go buy some ice cream at Ralphs.

Hiei: Is that sweet snow?

Kurama: Yes

Hiei: Ok now get going

Ed: Bye!

*15 mins later*

Ed: Im ba.. Whata fuck?!?!?!

*I saw all my video systems destroyed more that The terminator in T3*

Ed: Who did this?

Hiei: Damn thing was possessed. I couldnt even win once!

Ed: Damn it! Kurama what are you...oh, thanks

*Kurama was washing the dishes*

Ed: Omg hell no, Yusuke!

Kurama: Oh, that means Ed has a comp or a sister

Ed: Yusuke! why are you watching porn in my house!

Yusuke: Hee hee, *whispers at Hiei* Damn it, you forgot to tell me he was coming!

Hiei: No i didnt, hahaha, thats why they call me the bser!

Ed: Enough! *runs to the back yard and pulls out a shotgun*

*When ed walks back to the comp room, Yusuke is gone and the window is open. Ed peeks out and

sees Yusuke*

Yusuke: Chill out man you can delete it!

Ed: *Fires straight up* Ok get your ass here or the next one aims at you!

*Yusuke jumps back in*

Kuwabara: *yawning* what are all those screams?

Kurama: *chuckles* Yusuke broke in Ed's comp

Kuwabara: Man, Urameshi will never learn his lesson

*so the night came*

Hiei: Well, it's time to sleep

Ed: No, im waiting for someone

*Knock Knock Knock*

Ed: There she is!

Yusuke: Did you just say SHE?

Ed: Yah, my sis

Yusuke: Omg, first time someone has both, a comp and a sister

Ed: HI maya!

Maya: ED! you won the contest?????????!!!

Ed: Yah

Kuwabara: Hi *With his ugliest face*

Maya: *beams* where is Kurama???!!

Kurama: Holy *Runs to the closet*

Ed: Kurama, Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Echoes for 30 sec*

*It was too late, Kurama jumped into the closet*

Hiei: Huh? Why?

Ed: Shit, i call that the closet of no return

Kuwabara: That sounds familiar

Ed: That closet is huge and stuffed, Kurama will never find his way out

Hiei: Hn, cut the crap *Walks in direction to the closet and grabs the knob*

Ed: I wouldnt if i were you

*Hiei opens the closet. In seconds an avalanche of stuff falls on him.*

Ed: Told you

Kuwabara: Man that place is bigger than... than... *Thinks hard*... i dont know but is big!

Hiei: Help!



*Ed jumps into the pile removing stuff as fast as he could Kuwabara helps him while Yusuke

flirts with Maya*

Hiei: So you werent kidding

Ed: How are we gonna get Kurama out of there?

2 B CON T NUED... *Someday*