A/N: Yo people's, it's me again. I'm doing a re-write and looking over things in this story that I think should be edited. Sorry I haven't done my other stories, a.k.a, A dawn of a new era, but I kinda lost my "muse" or my concentration, so to speak, on those other stories.

So anyway, I've been re-reading Bleach as of late and I decided, if I failed on my last Naruto crossover why not do another one to see how it goes.

So this is what I'm doing. This story is where Naruto is Ichigo's brother figure and still has all his shinobi powers plus some, so it kinda makes him godlike with the powers I'm giving him, but look at Ichigo, he has a vasto lorde and final getsuga tenshou form that made Ulquiorra and Aizen lose in about a minute! Though the final getsuga tenshou form took a while to get.

So yeah enough with that and I might try doing omake's at the end of some chapters if there's an unexplained event and I will try make it as funny as possible though I will have some help from one of my friends on this site.

Though I don't have friends so… yeah. If you want to be my BETA please pm me and we'll work things out.

Ok, let the story… Begin!

Disclaimer: This is a waste of time, I'm only doing this once and this is that time, I DO NOT own Naruto or Bleach. They got to their respective creators which are Masashi Kishimoto and Tite Kubo (?).

Chapter 1: Prologue.

The story starts off with a blond man standing at 6 foot 1, facing off against a mad man named Madara Uchiha. This man glared at the blond, wondering what happened to his plans and why this man stopped them.

Flashback: 1

"You think you can stop us boy, we're Uchiha's, the best of the best, the elite of the elite, and we're gods on Earth! What makes you think a lowly peasant like you can stand up to us?!"Shouted a man named Obito Uchiha.

"Yeah dobe, what makes you think you can beat us?" Asked/ shouted his one-time best friend Sasuke Uchiha. "Face it Naruto, you can't beat us."

"Now we'll start the biju extraction. Say goodbye to the all the biju, boy, for the next time you see it, it will be your death." Said Madara

Now, after a series of hand signs and a shout of Yin/Yang release: Gedo Mazo Absorption Jutsu! , the giant demonic statue started releasing a green mist that went straight to Naruto's stomach where the seal was.

At the same time in his mindscape:

"Hey guys, I think this is the end of the road for us." Said Naruto looking at the nine tailed beasts in front of him.

"It's not bad kit. Sure we've had our good and bad days but with this plan going through the way it is now, you'll have no choice but to take in all the chakra and become the new juubi." Exclaimed Kurama, the big nine-tailed fox.

"Well good luck Naruto, you're going to need it." Said Son Goku, the four-tailed ape/monkey.

"I'll miss you guys a lot, Yin/yang style: Reverse Absorption Jutsu!

Flashback end:

Back outside in the real world:

The big demonic statue started shaking and the green mist started to flow back into Naruto along with eight and a half (remember they only started absorbing the biju) figures. Madara instantly realised what's happening but before he could comment he and the other two Uchiha started becoming transparent and started flowing to the seal on Naruto's stomach, and before they could react, were absorbed into the seal and their powers and knowledge along with the biju's became his.

All of a sudden a light hit him and he started having a growth spurt, making him stand at 6 foot 3, made his muscles become more hard and defined. After this was done he started feeling woozy, and after being hit by a small rock, he fell into the world of blissful unconsciousness.

5 Minutes later:

Two figures stood at the unconscious boys' side. One a deathly pale man with horns on both sides of his forehead, dressed in a white and purple robe with a black sash and long white hair that could rival the colour of blankness, stood the Shinigami King, ruler of Seireitei(Spelling?). And next to him stood a stunningly beautiful woman with long, shiny black hair that reached her mid back, a figure that most woman would die for and men would die from nosebleeds looking at it and a face that screamed authority and power.

"Well Shin, he did the impossible and defeated Madara but became the ten tails, what should we do?" Questioned Kami, stroking Naruto's hair affectionately.

"Remember that orange haired kid who was brought here by his father so they could play?" Asked the death god. "Well apparently the boy's father is one of my underlings so maybe I could give him a mission to watch over this boy." Said the god, pondering on what to do.

"Well maybe we could, I mean, Naru-chan here hasn't had that much of experience with family love and this should be the perfect opportunity to help him gain some of that experience." Said Kami, looking down on the blond man that had his head in her lap. The one she failed to protect from the prophecy that fate decided to make. Ugh, what a bitch.

"Or you could let me choose seeing as we're talking about me here?" Said a familiar voice to the two gods. Said gods were blushing in embarrassment seeing as they forgot about the male blond, who was also blushing due to the closeness of him to the female goddesses, ahem, place in the place..

"Okay then kid, you want to start over in a new world or stay here where there is no form of human life anywhere… unless you want to procreate with my sister here, but then again, I may just get her to recreate the human race with her powers, but where's the fun in not getting laid?" Said Shin (This is the Shinigami's name now) pointing at the blushing goddess.

Naruto, getting the not so hidden message about banging the God of Deaths' sister grinned and looked at Kami and said, "I'm okay with that how 'bout you, eh, Kami-Chan?", he nudged her to tease her even more.

By now Kami was blushing up a storm, and in the spur of the moment said, "Well it is best that you get going now, Shin will implant the knowledge while your unconscious in the other world so bye!" She said that so fast that only Shin could catch what she was saying, and that was barely. A portal opened and Naruto got sucked in before he could protest and got sent away with new clothes and some new knowledge.

A/N: Woohoo I'm finished. That was a bit harder re-writing than expected.

In the next chapter will be Naruto re-uniting with the Kurosaki family, in a new body and an explanation on how he knows them.

He (Naruto) will also be a perv, so don't go asking why he is. I'm talking about you, person who reviews and asks why he's a pervert. I mean, he hung out with how many major and one super pervert. Honestly! Anyway, I'm going to try to make an omake next chapter which will hopefully be up quicker than what my old stories chapters were up and there were only two chapters.

Okay Read and Review and I'll see you guys' next chapter with an explanation on how Naruto met Ichigo.

BYE!