Yuuka: Chee, there are so gullible.. I want them to be together.. (drooling over Naruto and Sasuke)
Muse: Well make them! Who are you, a Creator or a Scaredy-cat?
Yuuka: But I'm laaaaazy!! (pouts)
Muse: I'll show you lazy... (starts biting)
Yuuka: OUCH! Stop! I'm writing! I'm writing! Sheesh, talk about crazy...
Muse: What was that? (shows teeth)
Yuuka: Oh nothing, nothing... (sigh) oh well, I'll just start typing.. Hey, Muse?
Muse: What?
Yuuka: (grins evily) What do you say if I suggest making a BIG TROUBLE day for Naru-chan?
Muse: (grins evily) Now that's my girl! That's the spirit!!!
Yuuka and Muse start discussing something quietly...
Muse: Hey now, we'll be busy here for a while now..
Yuuka: Yeah, we're making a 'Naru Sasu Sandwitch!!!'
Muse: Quiet you, you'll spoil the surprise!
Yuuka: Oh, right.. So, uhh... On with the story! Enjoy!
Of Tricks And Trouble
by Yuuka
Prologue.
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"Hey now, you're going a bit overboard with this, no?"
"Yup"
A quiet chuckle.
"Well, you've always been a bit on the sadistic side..."
"Yup"
A soft smile on both faces.
"So.. Who's your victim?"
"Well... I thought about Naruto first..."
"No."
"Huh? Aren't you just acting like a mother hen here, Iru-chan?"
"Oh cut that out. But just think: do you really suggest to put the always-surprising one into this?"
"Well.. Guess you have a point there.."
It's quiet for a few minutes - looks like some serious thinking has to be done...
"Well that leaves just one possible choise."
"And what about the pink-haired girl?"
"Iruka. Answer this: are you crazy?"
"Chee, would you stop that, it's annoying..."
"... You forgot the whole point of this, didn't you?"
"Nee, Kakashi... What if we're making a big mistake?"
"Are you kidding me here? Did you see how they look at each other?"
"Well... Looking is one thing. What if they really hate each other?"
A moment of silence...
Followed by a very loud laugh.
"Yeah, right, and I'm straight."
"Kakashi." A glare that could be considered scary.
"Well that was a very stupid idea, Iruka. It's so obvious they're in love with each other. I'd even say they're mad about each other!"
"Literally."
"Could be, Iru-chan. Could be."
"Well, they're not the only ones then..."
"Oh now, if that was a hint, let me reward you for going crazy about oh-so-gorgeous me..."
A few more minutes of silence followeed, interrupted only by soft moans.
"Kakashi. Sto.. Ah! stop it.. We're in a middle of... discussing an important.. Oh God! Matter here..."
"What else to discuss, love? We'll just make those kids understand what they're missing..."
"I hope not on... our.. example..."
A moment of silece,
"You just gave me a marvellous idea."
"KAKASHI!"
"Just kiddin', Iru-chan, just kidding."
"Good. Now why the hell did you stop the rewarding?"
"Oh now, aren't we impatient... Maybe I should enjoy myself more and tease you a bit..."
"Aahhh..."