Jose: Well, it's just a random spoof, so don't hurt me Tea Fans. (If there are any…
Bakura: Gah! Finally someone comes up with this idea…
Tea: What?
Jose: Never mind, just sit in this chair so we can tie you down.
Tea: Why?
Jose: No reason… JUST DO IT!
Tea: (Rolls eyes) Fine… (Sits down in the chair and is tied down.) This is so stupid…
Jose: The Tea-haters won't agree!
Tea: What?
Jose: Nothing. Be the disclaimer…
Tea: Jose doesn't own Yugioh… Sorry if there are any Tea fans, but this isn't a good one if you respect me. Also… Jose's name is pronounced Josie… Get it wrong and she will bite your head off…
Tea Snaps
It was a Sunday, and there was no school, no life-altering duels, and no homework (good readers should not listen to me on this one…)
Everyone was at the arcade, a heaven for bored people. The arcade was filled with people, machines, food, and the sweet smell of chocolate. The gang just so happened to be there… Yami and Jose went off to get chocolate, and the others were scattered around the building to play video games. Tea had gone over to the DDR games.
There he was… Seto Kaiba. His purple eyes were turned away towards a broken machine. He seemed really angry at the machine… Tea had to walk up and ask what was wrong… That was a bad mistake…
"Hey Seto, what's wrong with the machine?" she asked, frowning.
Seto turned around, frowning. His arms were crossed. "Nothing you should be worried about." He said.
Tea blinked and put her hands on her hips. "That's mean." She said.
"Considering it's you we're talking about, it's not mean at all. What's mean is your face." He said back in an icy tone of voice.
"Okay, ouch…" Tea said quietly. She sighed and turned around, frowning. She then saw Jose and Yami walking towards them, holding a box of chocolate.
Jose smiled. "Hey Seto, what's wrong?" she asked.
Seto sighed. "This stupid machine is broken…" he replied, walking towards them.
Jose sighed and rolled her eyes. "That thing is always broken… Why not just get rid of it?" she said, frowning.
Seto thought for a second. "You have a point…" he said, frowning. They then all started to talk without insults or anything.
Tea couldn't stand this torment anymore. She growled and walked up to Seto. She punched him in the face and laughed in a creepy way. Tea stole Jose's chocolate and laughed evilly, her eyes twitching. She quickly consumed the treat and went on, starting to break the arcade machines and torment innocent people.
Jose looked at Seto, who was knocked out, and smirked. "Cool." She said, and chuckled.
Yami sighed and watched Tea. "She finally cracked… She's gone totally crazy." He said with his calm, cute way of speaking.
Jose smiled and hugged Yami, pretending to be afraid of Tea. "Oh, she's so scary Yami!" she said cutely.
Yami giggled at her little act and grabbed his cell phone. He called a specific number and sighed. "Hello, yeah, she's at the arcade, and she's gone crazy. Yeah… Yes, I'm a friend…somewhat… Thanks." He said and hung up the phone, and turned it off.
"Are they coming to take her away Yami?" she said, still pretending that she was frightened.
Yami smiled. "Yeah." He said, smiling.
-A few days later… -
Tea sighed as she tried to get out of a straightjacket. She saw Jose and Yami by the 'conversation door' as she called it and sighed.
Jose sighed "Do you feel better?" she asked, frowning.
Tea sighed. "Yeah." She said.
Jose chuckled. "Well, I don't thing Seto will ever insult you again…" she said.
Tea nodded, frowning. She couldn't believe she just lost control like that!
Jose chuckled again. "Stupid Friendship Girl…" she said, smirking.
END!
Jose: MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yami: (Grins sheepishly) That was fun!
Tea: I'LL K-
Jose: Well that's all the time we have today! Please R&R, sand don't forget to not flame me!