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(Author's Note: I have absolutely no clue what to write! I'm sitting in front of my computer, waiting for inspiration to come... I'm thinking a comedy, what do you think?)

A PRANKSTER'S BOOK OF PRANKS

By, Jays

Sirius Black and James Potter were two kids who were always together. You couldn't find one without the other, unless they were in separate detentions. Even than, you knew the two were in detentions because of something they did together. Pranksters the two of them were, yet loyal to the end. It became even bigger when Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew came into the group.

Yet at one time, they weren't together. They didn't even know each other. It wasn't until Hogwarts, that the two became two of the most memorable students ever to attend the Wizarding School. They are history, and there history still lives in the school today. The secrets of how they accomplished it all, well, that's between our favorite Marauders.

I got you worked up, didn't I? Yes I probably did. Well, here's just one of the stories to go into A Prankster's Book of Pranks. Just read and learn...

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Chapter one

By Jays

James Potter came running into the common room in search of a certain black haired, grey eyed kid, "Sirius! I've just got an AMAZING idea!"

The boy in question looked up from his chess game with Lily Evans, a redhead Gryffindor. "James, I'm in the middle of an important chess match! Can it wait?"

"No, it can't, I'm sorry Lily for interrupting your chess match, but if we do it, than we have to do it tonight. Get Remus and Peter," James said, impatiently.

"It's fine with me James. Just as long as I'm announced winner of this game," Lily said, looking at Sirius.

"Fine, you win, Lily. Remus and Peter are up in the dormitory. I hope this is good, James! You know I hate losing."

So the two boys ran up the boys dormitory stairs, smacking right into the two boys in question: Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew. James dragged the rest of the gang into the room and began to speak.

"Marauders, we have a mission to accomplish. It may be difficult, but with Moony's brains, Padfoot's luck, and Wormtail's smallness, we can do this without problems. Our target: Slytherins," James said, talking to the crew.

"Awe Prongs, You make us feel like we actually have a life outside of pranks and broom closets!" Sirius said sarcastically, "Heh, Heh, let's get the prank on the road."

James told them the plan, "Jamie! It sounds rocken full of Boomshacalaca!" (A/N-Sorry, but I love that word!) Sirius said, while patting James on the head.

"Sirius what have I told you about calling me Jamie, and that Boomshacalaca thing was weird"

"Sorry, but it was FUN"

"Sirius I--"

"Okay you two! Stop Fighting like an old married couple and let's GET TO WORK! We only have about an hour to plan before we take action," Remus said. Peter nodded helpfully.

"Okay, one two three BREAK!"

A few hours later, James pulled the invisibility cloak off the four Gryffindors.

"God, I can't wait till tomorrow. It's going to be a beautiful day, won't it Wormtail?" Remus said, while taking off his school jumper.

"You have no idea, Moony," Peter said, sliding into bed.

The next day was an early one for Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs. They were one of the first at breakfast, which wasn't too normal for the Marauders, though some days they would. They felt that sometimes if they wake up early, the teachers wouldn't always think waking up early meant prank, though today was defiantly a prank day.

All of the Slytherins always walked to breakfast together. As they all sat down, nothing looked too weird. Well, until they started drinking the assorted drinks. What the Slytherins didn't know, was that four Gryffindor 2nd Years decided to meddle with there drinks. All of a sudden, a few of the Slytherins started quacking. A few more started mooing, and a couple after them started neighing. All of a sudden, The Slytherins slowly started to become farm animals. The Marauders took one look at them and started laughing uncontrollably. The rest of the Great Hall noticed the laughter, and looked over at the Slytherin table. Soon the Great Hall was overcome by laughter. Even most of the teachers were laughing. One big duck waddled over to the Marauders and started quacking horrendously. Sirius just patted its beak and told him to be a good little ducky and sit with the rest of the duckies and wait till there head of house herded them away.

"James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew," Professor Dumbledore called out, with a twinkle in his eye, "You know where my office is. Please report there after breakfast."

"Of course, Albus. James, Lead the way!" Sirius said.

"Good boys, good," Professor Dumbledore said. Than he turned to Professor McGonagall and asked, "Minerva, do you know what farm animals eat? Knowing the four Gryffindors, who just recently started calling themselves the Marauders, they're going to be like this for quite some time."

Professor McGonagall just looked at him and said, "Did you just ask me what farm animals eat? God, what is this world coming to! Hogwarts became a school for Pranksters to practice in when James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, and Peter Pettigrew came in as first years! And the worst thing is, is that three of them are exceptionally good at all subjects! Peter has some difficulty, but he's not exactly dumb in anything except maybe divination."

"Oh Minerva, this school needs to have people like the Marauders every ten years! If not, than this school would be boring! Ah, I must go see to there punishment. I'll see you later, Minerva," Dumbledore said, than abruptly leaving.

When he got to his office, James Potter was petting Fawkes, Professor Dumbledore's phoenix, Remus Lupin was looking at his library, Sirius Black was sitting in his chair, and Peter Pettigrew was looking up at the portraits of the former Headmasters of Hogwarts.

"Professor Dumbledore! How are you, dear chap! What may I ask is our punishment for tonight?" James asked, when seeing Dumbledore enter the room.

"You know this conversation way too well, don't you all?" Four heads nodded happily, "Your punishment is that you have to write an essay on how to transfigure a group of people, giving it a time limit. I would like it handed into me by next Friday."

"Awe, Albus, Your getting easy on us!" Sirius said, "You know you we could write that in our sleep! Not even a detention with a 'Ol Finch and his cat?"

"Albus, I think you enjoyed this prank," Remus said, "Do you think I could ever borrow this book? It looked quite interesting"

"I think Mr. Finch is through with your detentions for the year. And it's only his first year as well! And I think you may be right Remus, as always. I did enjoy this, but don't tell Minerva, or she may be sending me to Saint Mungos! That book is a very good one. Yes you may borrow it."

"Awe I love you too, Albus. Now if you'd please excuse us, we have a Transfiguration class to attend. Good day Albus!" James said, walking out the door.

"Oh, by the way, when do they turn back?" Albus asked while Peter was walking out the door.

"Whenever they decide that they don't want to kill us. Than they turn back," Peter said, gleefully.

"This is going to be a very long, yet exciting six years," Albus Dumbledore sighed as he watched his door close, "I will miss those four when they leave to live their lives after Hogwarts. Hopefully there will be more like them, but never tell Minerva, or she'll have my head!" He chuckled.

Author's Note:

This is how it ended up! I started having no clue what to write, and I end a half hour later with this! I hope you like it, and whenever I have time and have good ideas for pranks, I will make Chapter 2, 3, and so on! If you have any good prank ideas, please send them to me in my review, and you will get credit!! Thanks a bunch and please review if you hated it or loved it!

-Jays