This is based on a script me and my friend Carol-Ann. made randomly SO ENJOY, AND, ALSO, I DON'T OWN DEATH NOTE. OR DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?
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BTW, I'M AIRI-SAN
Voice of doom: Fear me; I am THE voice Of DOOOOOOOM
Airi: Shut the fuck up, I'm busy rating the hotness of anime characters!
V.O.D: But I'm EVILLLLLLLL
Airi: Look, who do you think you're messing with? I'm a bad-ass assassin, and I'll kick your teeny little ass with a hidden ninja skill!
V.O.D: But, I'm the voice of DOOOOOOOM! I do not fear you
Airi: I have PMS
V.O.D: OH CRAP! Umm sorry…I didn't mean to….yeah
Airi: Such a loser
V.O.D: AHA! BEHOLD SASUKE UCHIHA AND HIS SECRET GIRL SLAP!
Airi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the girl slap….(has plan) Oh Sasuke, Naruto's around the corner….alone!
Sasuke: COOOEYY! NARUTO! YOU HUNK OF A NINJA, C'MERE, SASUKE COMING! (Runs off happily)
V.O.D: It seems, I am no match for you, you have thwarted me!
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VOICE OF DOOM RETURNS!
Airi: Leave me alone, GOD DAMMIT! Or I'll hurt you!
V.O.D: AND THEN……
Airi: And then, I will….avenge Deidara's death!
V.O.D: AND THEN….
Airi: And then, I will revive him
V.O.D: AND THEN…
Airi: LOOK, Do you want me to list all my wedding plans, and baby name ideas?
V.O.D: AND THEN…
Airi: NO AND THEN!
V.O.D: AND THEN…
AIRI: NO AND THEN
V.O.D: AND THEN…..
Airi: Shut up! Or I'll unleash an awesome ninja technique, and if you say and then one more time, I'll kill Sasuke.
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AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN AND THEN!
Airi: (Kills the emo)
V.O.D: And behold, The EMO KING, UCHIHA SASUKE!
Itachi: But….But I am the EMO KING! WAAAAAA!
Airi: all hail the emo GOD, Itachi
Itachi: But….But…
Airi: God is WAYYYY more snazzy than 'King'
Itachi: But….I want you in my bed
Airi…ITACHI YOU WEASEL FREAK, IF YOU PULL ANYMORE OF THAT PERVERTED CRAP YOU DO ON ME, I WILL KICK YOU OUT OF MY BASEMENT!
Itachi: But…..don't you love me?
Airi: …
Itachi: (does chibi eyes)
Airi: AWWWWW! CHIBI EYES! DATTEBAYO! (Looks at Deidara, who is also doing chibi eye) WHO DO I CHOOSE! WAHHHHHHH!
Itachi + Deidara: Don't you love ME? (UN)
Airi: SHUT UPPPPP!!!! I have a headache (cries) I best go see if Sasori wants to make it better….
Tobi: Tobi wants a hug!
Airi: …! Good boy Tobi, (has IDEA) GROUP HUG EVERYONE!
ALL: YAY
V.O.D: I wish I had arms!
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THE NEXT DAY!
Itachi: She loves me more
Deidara: NO MEEEEE! UN
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy
Ryuk: NO MEEEE!
Itachi: Dude, wrong anime!
Airi: DUDES, CHILL. IT'S A CROSSOVER!
Deidara: Greaaaat! Now there's EVEN MORE competition! UN!
Airi: Now, does anyone know where I can find a hot character?
ALL: (hands up) MEEE!
Airi: Me and my stupid mouth
Temari: You just called yourself stupid, darling!
Airi: Well, look around, some of the guys with the biggest ego's are here. And I asked where to find a hot character
Temari: Well. That is pretty stupid. But I see your point. Tell you what; I hear Light from Death Note is set to arrive on this fic soon!
Airi: OMGOD! NO WAY! YAYNESS!
Itachi: This.
Deidara: UN!
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1 WEEK LATER
(Deidara, Itachi, Tobi, Sasori, Sasuke, Ryuk and Naruto are busy calling every character that wants Airi's love)
Itachi: Ok, HI! Competition for Airi's love. I'M GONNA WIN!
Deidara: (high pitched voice) Like, Oh my Gaww-d! There's like, totally a competition for Airi's love! How cool?! Neat, huh? ERRR (lowers voice) ART IS A BANG, UN!
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy. Are you a good boy? Tobi wants a hug! Tobi is a good boy! Tobi wants a cookie. No, Tobi doesn't know what 'Tobi should do with his cookie' Tobi didn't know that was possible. Tobi is scarred for life. Deidara Senpai REALLY wants Tobi to do that? IS A GOOD BOY, AFTERALL
(Tobi shoves cookie in Deidara's ear)
Deidara: WTF?!FFS! TOBI YOU RETARDED…..RETARD! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!? TOBI…YOU'RE A BAD BOY, GO TO YOUR ROOM! UN
Tobi: (SNIFF) Tobi…isn't…a…good…boy.
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Light: Hi.
Deidara: HI (death glare) UN
Itachi: Hello. You must be 'Light'
Ryuk: Hello! Long time no see!
Airi: OMG! HAIII! Umm, you other characters…be nice to Light please?!
Tobi: Tobi will be a good boy!
Light: Is he always like that?
Deidara: (groans) the only ever thing he says usually has the words 'GOOD BOY'UN
Itachi: He's not the only one with annoying catch phrases (glares at Deidara and Naruto)
Deidara: ART IS A BANG, UN!
Naruto: Believe it!
V.O.D: Itachi! Is it true? Is it TRUE that you have been wearing Deidara's underwear because yours got shrunk in the wash?
Itachi: (Goes RED)
Deidara: OMFG! UNDERWEAR STEALER! YOU F*****G F**K! How F*****G DARE YOU. IT'S MY F*****G UNDERWEAR! YOU PERVERTED LITTLE S**T!
V.O.D: Tobi. Is it true you religiously sing the cheeky song in the shower?
Tobi: Tobi….is a bad boy :'(
V.O.D: Deidara, is it true? Is it true that you have a collection of collectable Barbie dolls and musical videos?
Deidara: I inherited it from my dead aunt. She thinks I'm a girl! UN
V.O.D: YOU PUT IT ON YOUR CHRISTMAS LIST!
Deidara: SHUT UP!
V.O.D : I'm a VOICE OF DOOOOMM! I MUST CREATE DOOM!
Light: I wonder if L knows what this voice of doom looks like?
Ryuk: It's a VOICE you idiot.
Naruto: HAHAHA! YOU'RE ALL IDIOTS!
V.O.D: Naruto, is it true that you still don't know how to count to the number 2?
Naruto: I'm a ninja of the leaf village, not a maths teacher, what does it matter?
: ON the contrary. Everything.
Airi: Voice of doom. Do not bully my friends
V.O.D: They're not your friends. You do not like even one of these characters. You already say they're all gay retarded duck heads!
Airi: No. GET IT RIGHT! I say SASUKE is a retarded excuse for a ninja, and he's gay with Naruto. And his hair is ACTUALLY A chicken butt. SO NAHH!
V.O.D: STOP THAT! STOP BEATING ME!
Airi: Itachi, You owe me ramen, because that PROVES girls ARE better than guys!
Itachi: DAMN!