Chapter 1: AC goes to Hogwarts, ride that train, baby!
Aaralyn Jacyn Lulu Bellemauve was a very smartilicious girl. She was taught by Einstein himself, that's how smart she was. And right now she was frolicking on her way to the Hogwarts Express, because aside from being smartilicious, she was also specialicious: Aaralyn Jacyn Lulu Bellemauve was a witch.
Once she boarded the train, she found a compartment for herself and settled down for the enjoyable ride to Hogwarts by herself. As she looked out the window, her crystalline violet eyes spied a young, dark haired wizard walking through the crowd with his less sexylicious friends. He was of a muscular build and had sparkly green eyes that glittered like emeralds behind his wire-framed glasses that framed his face with the utmost delicacy and emphasized his high cheekbones.
She averted her gaze to his two friends. The bushy haired girl had chocolate curls that framed her face nicely and coco-coloured eyes. His other friend was gangly and had a mop of russet coloured hair on his head and mocha coloured eyes. They were not an unattractive bunch, but it was obvious that the dark haired boy was their leader. She vowed to get to know them.
The rest of the ride was uneventful.
The Hogwarts hall was decorated exquisitely with crap. After all the first years were sorted, Dumbleydore got up on stage and said, "Dearly Beloved, we have gathered here today to commence another year in Hogwarts, all rules apply and there is one more student needed to be sorted. Students, put your hands together for Aaralyn Jacyn Lulu Bellemauve."
The doors burst open, with the sound of a million bells tinkling, and in walked the most beautiful girl Harry had ever seen. She had a voluptuous, yet athletic build. Her long white blond hair reached her bum, and had natural black streaks in it which she had acquired when she was a wee five year old. Her violet eyes shone like diamonds in the moonlight, but Harry noticed that it looked like she was hiding some great pain from the world. She was dressed in light green capris that flared out toward her shinial area and her six inch heels were a sparkly silver colour that lit up every time she stepped with a bright red light. Her shirt was made entirely out of pink rose petals and it showed her midriff which allowed the students to admire her smexilicious belly button ring.
She walked to the staff table with an air of confidence and she seemed to ooze sexuality from her every pore. She gracefully plonked her derriere on the stool and allowed McGoonigall to place the manky talking on her gorgeous head. Harry had never been so jealous of a hat before. The hat himself could not make up his mind as to where to place this amazing girl. She had qualities that would be of an asset to all the houses. After much silent deliberation, the hat decided to put her in Hufflepuff because they could use someone like her.
"HUFFLEPUFF!" He screamed, and Aaralyn Jacyn Lulu Bellemauve felt her whole world collapse.
"NO!" She ejaculated, "I refuse to be placed in that house!" And put the hat back on top of her head. After many threats on her behalf, the hat finally decided that it would be best if she were placed in another house.
"GRYFFINDOOR!" He bellowed, and the table cheered, they were so lucky to have such a smexylicious new student.
Once the cheering had calmed down, Dumbleydore stood up and said, "Miss Bellmauve will also be teaching how to find your true self. This class is open to all students from any year, dig in kids!"
And the food appeared.
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