A/N: Beware the insanity that is my and my friend's minds. This is what
happens when we get together on a sunny Saturday. Even though most of the
words don't make sense in their places they are ALL intentional.
Disclaimer: this is pretty obvious.
Happily ever after (In which muffins attack the earth and Ron DOES NOT hook up with Draco)
Once upon a time there was a little boy named Ron. Too far in the past. Present Day: Ron was riding in a carriage with his friends: nameless people from Switzerland. All of a sudden they heard a loud clunk on the roof. To everyone's surprised (not Olga's) it was Charlotte. Ron was speechless from joy of meeting this mysterious girl and a closely following weirder girl who he also did not know. "Chippy!!!" yelled the weird one, as charlotte looked at Ron and his Swiss friends. Suddenly charlotte started to lose her balance and fell into Ron's arms. Unexpectedly a blond head of Draco popped out of nowhere "Oh beauty that is Olga!!!" he cried out passionately "Will you marry me?" Olga was startled "How did you know my name and how did you know I wasn't sleeping?" Draco had love in his eyes "I could smell it with my heart". "Get away you weirdo. Get him Master Chief!" yelled Olga and a small dog wearing a space helmet jumped out of the woods. The Swiss people started to feel uncomfortable. One of them jumped up and his hair fell out. "Oh bloody hell" he said vaguely "It looks like I'm bald now". Draco sighed, "Watch your language in front of the ladies, especially as fair as Olga" While all the commotion charlotte was still in Ron's arms looking at him lovingly. "Oh good Ron, Hi. My name is Charlotte. I like walks on the beach and chicken wings." Ron looked delighted "Me too." Charlotte snogged him "We're made for each other." Olga finally fell off the roof, Draco wanted to catch her but he was too slow and plus Master Chief chewing on his leg didn't help. "All right people. Time to go to school" Olga yelled excitedly. "Yes!!" a rose flew by as Tuxedo Mask struck a womanly pose. Andrea followed closely "I finally caught up with you Mr. Mask" She threw herself on him and began rubbing her face against his." Tuxedo Mask looked vaguely uncomfortable. "My heart leaps with joy." He said. Bushy-haired guy was looking bemusedly at the scene unfolding before him. "Okay people no point in holding up the traffic, Move along." Draco turned around with a maniacal look in his eyes "I will NOT let you talk to us (me) like that. Don't you have some grounds to keep? Or someth.." His speech was interrupted by the sound of a speeding away carriage "NO!! Not again.." soon Draco was speeding after the speeding carriage. By the time Draco got to school a couple of hours passed and every one was already sorted except Tuxedo Mask, they kicked him out 'cause they said he was too creepy with that mask on and the flowy cape and all. Olga also almost got kicked out for randomly pointing at passing people and mentioning Chippy so much for no reason what so ever.
A/N: gasp I wonder what's going to happen next. What houses did the girls get sorted into? What happened to Tuxedo Mask after such brutal rejection? And how will Draco cope with that one-sided love of his?
Disclaimer: this is pretty obvious.
Happily ever after (In which muffins attack the earth and Ron DOES NOT hook up with Draco)
Once upon a time there was a little boy named Ron. Too far in the past. Present Day: Ron was riding in a carriage with his friends: nameless people from Switzerland. All of a sudden they heard a loud clunk on the roof. To everyone's surprised (not Olga's) it was Charlotte. Ron was speechless from joy of meeting this mysterious girl and a closely following weirder girl who he also did not know. "Chippy!!!" yelled the weird one, as charlotte looked at Ron and his Swiss friends. Suddenly charlotte started to lose her balance and fell into Ron's arms. Unexpectedly a blond head of Draco popped out of nowhere "Oh beauty that is Olga!!!" he cried out passionately "Will you marry me?" Olga was startled "How did you know my name and how did you know I wasn't sleeping?" Draco had love in his eyes "I could smell it with my heart". "Get away you weirdo. Get him Master Chief!" yelled Olga and a small dog wearing a space helmet jumped out of the woods. The Swiss people started to feel uncomfortable. One of them jumped up and his hair fell out. "Oh bloody hell" he said vaguely "It looks like I'm bald now". Draco sighed, "Watch your language in front of the ladies, especially as fair as Olga" While all the commotion charlotte was still in Ron's arms looking at him lovingly. "Oh good Ron, Hi. My name is Charlotte. I like walks on the beach and chicken wings." Ron looked delighted "Me too." Charlotte snogged him "We're made for each other." Olga finally fell off the roof, Draco wanted to catch her but he was too slow and plus Master Chief chewing on his leg didn't help. "All right people. Time to go to school" Olga yelled excitedly. "Yes!!" a rose flew by as Tuxedo Mask struck a womanly pose. Andrea followed closely "I finally caught up with you Mr. Mask" She threw herself on him and began rubbing her face against his." Tuxedo Mask looked vaguely uncomfortable. "My heart leaps with joy." He said. Bushy-haired guy was looking bemusedly at the scene unfolding before him. "Okay people no point in holding up the traffic, Move along." Draco turned around with a maniacal look in his eyes "I will NOT let you talk to us (me) like that. Don't you have some grounds to keep? Or someth.." His speech was interrupted by the sound of a speeding away carriage "NO!! Not again.." soon Draco was speeding after the speeding carriage. By the time Draco got to school a couple of hours passed and every one was already sorted except Tuxedo Mask, they kicked him out 'cause they said he was too creepy with that mask on and the flowy cape and all. Olga also almost got kicked out for randomly pointing at passing people and mentioning Chippy so much for no reason what so ever.
A/N: gasp I wonder what's going to happen next. What houses did the girls get sorted into? What happened to Tuxedo Mask after such brutal rejection? And how will Draco cope with that one-sided love of his?