My Dinner with Gordon
"So your name is Gordon… Ok, I'm Catherine. I work at a juice bar, what do you do?... Mysterious are we, kind of like some of the people I have to serve. They say some of the most cryptic things. Oh look the menus are here. Thanks. Hmm, I think I'll get the butter chicken, what about you Gordon? Ahh, you want me to order for you? Well if you're anything like the other men I've met, you probably want the beef vindaloo. You want to prove yourself. Typical man. You're reminding me a bit too much of my ex. Quite a strange man. He was always…, oh, umm, I'll be right back."
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"Hello, what would you like to order? Ahh, this is awkward, I'll be back when she is."
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"Sir, you've been wasting my time and everyone else's. Please leave the premises. I'll give you till 5 before I call security. 5…4…3…2…1 and a half…1… are you serious? Ok, umm, well I don't have any security. You caught me out there. Just please leave before I call the police."
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"Sir the restaurant closed half an hour ago, are you going to go anywhere? What the… why do you have a gun…"
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"This is the police, please drop your weapon, and put your hands up. What the... You've made a big mistake sir, a very big mistake. Unfortunately for you, we have trained sni
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