AN --

ok so this is the first of many little scenarios where Kakashi will be acting like a complete fool. Thanks to Againstnormals new fic - 100 things Naruto characters would never do - which is where i got all the ideas from, and for their help with making it beter.
I will also be doing similar things with Sakura, Sasuke and whoever else i decide to pick on. Please note - these are complete crack fics.

Last note - In this Sasuke has come back, sai dissapeared somewhere, and team kakashi are all like really close.

Disclaimer - Dont own it - never have, never will.

Team Kakashi were lazing around on the ground of training grounds three after a hard day of training. After a while Naruto and Sasuke got up saying that they were going out to get something to eat.

Sakura and Kakashi were sitting there on the ground under a tree, he was reading his book and she was watching him while shredding a blade of grass.

Kakashi, feeling someone watching him, looked up from his book with a questioning look on his face; she immediately looked away and focused her attentions on the blade of grass in her hands.

"You know Sakura…" Kakashi started, as she looked up from the piece of grass she was shredding.

"I've been thinking a lot lately and I have realised something…"

"Really? And what might that be?" She asked slightly intrigued.

"We could never have kids." he said matter-of-factly.

"I see" She said rather sarcastically, wondering where the hell this even came from.

"And why is that?" She asked curious as to where he was going with this.

"Well you see, your hair colour and my hair colour mixing, well it would be a disaster to say the least, I mean could you imagine a poor kid with silver hair and pink streaks? Or the other way around? I just can't put my child through something like that." Was his serious reply.

"Well I suppose it's a good thing then that were not together and never will be…"

"Hmm" was all he said in reply.

There was a long silence before she spoke again.

"Kakashi?"

"Hmm?"

"Why were you thinking about having children with me anyway?"

"Uh… Well… Oh! Is that Tsunade calling me? Better go" and with that he disappeared in a puff of smoke dropping his latest Icha Icha book.

Sakura picked up the book and flipped to one of the pages which had a detailed picture of a man and a woman getting intimate. When she studies it a little closer she realised that the woman looked a lot like her, and the man looked a lot like Kakashi. She then turned to the front cover and read the title. 'Icha Icha – Teacher's pet'. In a panic she opened a random page and started to read her eyes growing wide with both disgust and slight interest.

That damn Pervy Sage had written a book about herself and Kakashi.

She closed the book and put it into her weapon pouch and went off looking for Kakashi, with some rather interesting ideas in mind.

AN --

ok so this was number 89 - Tell sakura that they could never have kids because her hair colour and his hair colour mixing could be disasterous - and i think i did a fairly good job , again thanks to againstnormal - seriously, read the list, its friggen funny.

anyways, review people.

PEACE!