15 Ways to annoy Eragon
Author's Note: I do not own any of Paolini's characters.
1. Say that you think Saphira's colour is too manly for him and offer to pimp his ride.
2. Tell him that you saw Arya and Murtagh kissing.
3. Hold up a pink top beside him and tell him that pink is his colour.
4. Mention to Eragon that Saphira's put on weight and then tell him that you saw Thorn and Saphira together... alone while Eragon and Murtagh were asleep.
5. The next day paint a stone the same shape as a dragon egg purple, polish it and show it to Eragon and ask him if it looks like a dragon egg.
6. Stare at him while he's talking to Murtagh like you fancy him and at a random moment say "You're hot!"
7. Make a beeping noise when Eragon speaks and when he asks what you're doing say "I'm sorry, that's classified information."
8. Tell Murtagh that the beeping noise is an alien-o-metre and the readings are abnormally high.
9. Watch Murtagh burst out laughing and when Eragon asks you what you said just reply, " It's so obvious! Stupid hottie."
10. Tell Arya that Eragon has been boasting about them dating to Murtagh and say to her, "I didn't know you two dated!"
11. Take Eragon clothes shopping and ask him for his opinion on clothes until lunch time. When he starts moaning that he's hungry, take him to a bar that doesn't have a vegetarian menu.
12. On a windy day eat meat in front of him so the smell drifts towards him and ask, "Why did you stop eating meat?"
13. Tell Eragon that Thorn and Saphira have been comparing him to Murtagh and that he got 1/10 and Murtagh got 10/10.
14. Ask to spar with Eragon and whilst doing so, trip him up so he loses and say "Whoops, my bad!"
15. When Eragon is sleeping wake him up loudly without waking everyone else up, and if he asks what the time is, reply "CHICO TIME!" and if he asks who Chico is, start singing and dancing to 'It's Chico Time',