Twinkle, twinkle little star
Man with Bowl on Head go far
I see him floating in the sky,
I wonder "Oh, how does he fly?"
He answers my thoughts, his
voice hurried and high:
"I'm being chased by Starlight
Swords
And remember; Chevies--not
Fords."
Right then he flew
Right out of view
Right then I knew
That he would be Anubis stew
Unless I helped him (which
I wouldn't)
I might ignore him (which I
couldn't)
So I built him a nice tombstone,
Which didn't last too long,
And in honor of his bravery
I sang him this nice song:
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Man with Bowl on Head go far
I don't know why he had to
die,
But Man with Bowl on Head...
Goodbye.
Author's Notes: I dunno
how much caffeine I had drunk the day (probably night) I wrote this, so
please excuse the ridiculosity™, I did warn you.
This is the first poem I ever
wrote--it figures it had to do with Ronin Warriors. ^_^; Circa 1998, I
didn't start to write poetry regularly until '99-'00. So you see
there's a big gap between years...
Anyway, you have my dad to
thank for this. He was watching RW with me and he was making fun
of Anubis--whom he dubbed the "Man with Bowl on Head" as you can see.
And he does have a "bowl" on his head...so I can't really argue
with it. ^_^;
Thanks for reading, everybody.
=) If you liked this one, try out my Untitled and Down the Road They Go
poems, both about RW and equally insane (if not more so). ~Mistress Jakira
This Other Note: If you are unsure about the meaning of this whole ridiculous poem and what the inside joke is, or if you're wondering about the "Starlight Swords," ask your friendly neighborhood Ronin Warrior fan about it, and they're sure to know--and if there is no friendly neighborhood RW fan available (or if there isn't one who isn't a raving lunatic whom you as a normal person are too afraid to approach), then you can e-mail me about it.