It was a typical weekday at the Loud House, if one of Lincoln's sisters weren't already being disruptive, they were looking for a way to be.
Lincoln was monitoring the hall that all their rooms shared. Lincoln wanted to sneak to Gus' Game n Grub, he knew Rusty and Stella were planning on meeting up there. Usually this wouldn't be worth sneaking around about, but Lincoln couldn't help the fact his sisters were nosy, and he COULDN"T risk them finding out he was going out to meet with a girl (even if Rusty was also there).
Lincoln look making sure the coast was clear, then he ran towards the stairs "Lincoln?" Dang it.. so close "What are doing? Lori asked him with his older sisters behind her.
"Dude, here's a tip. Try not to look so suspicious when you're trying to sneak" Luna advised him
"Solid advice" He thought
"Loo-" is all Lincoln could out before his NOSY younger sisters joined, it's like they have team up on Linc senses.
"What's going on here" Lola asked Lori
"Lincoln's up to something as always" Lori answered Lola "Now you're going to spill what you're up to" Lori said as all the girls stared at him, waiting him to spill what he's doing.
"NOTHING" Lincoln yelled "The only reason I'm sneaking around is because having 9 siblings in your business is a headache, I just want to go to Gus' Game N Grub in peace" Lincoln explained
"Simply commuting to Gus' Game N Grub wouldn't require such strategical methods of leaving the house elder brother. The only conclusion I can reach is you're meeting someone there you don't want us to know about" Lisa said, easily figuring Lincoln out
Crap.This is exactly what Lincoln feared, 'No need to panic yet.'
"I'm just meeting up with friends, you guys already know Rusty..." Lincoln explained
"Why didn't you just say that twerp" Lori told Lincoln
"Why didn't you just mind your business LORI" Lincoln shot back
"Well maybe if you weren't always coming up with stupid schemes against us we would" Lynn said in defense of Lori
"That's right!" Lola said
"she kind of has a point dude" Luna said agreeing
'Ugh' Lincoln was annoyed, "Whatever I don't have time for this, just leave me alone!" Lincoln, only for Lynn hit him in the stomach, not really that hard, but just hard enough and in the right spot to knock the air out of him, which wasn't Lynn's intention but she had to stand by it.
"Don't talk to us like that Lame'o" Lynn said as Lincoln tried to catch his breathe "We're just trying to look out for you, loser."
'They sure had a funny way of doing it'
"Hey Lynn, back off!" Luna said pushing Lynn
"Are you alright Linky?" Leni asked
"Hey!" Luna shouted as Lynn pushed her, she bumped into Lana, making Lana bump into Lola.
"EwwWWWw, you got mud on me" Lola said pushing Lana away from her
Lynn was now fighting Luna, and Lola was fighting Lana,
"See the trouble you caused Lori?" Lucy asked
"Me? I dare you say that again weird goth girl" Lori replied
"Hey don't talk to her like that" Lynn & Luna stopped fighting to chastise Lori.
Eventually Lynn, Lucy & Luna started fighting Lori and the fight engulfed the entire hallway and all the Loud Kids were now fighting eachother.
"KIIIIIIDDDDSSSSSSS!" Lynn Sr. yelled getting his children's attention. They stopped fighting and gave their father their attention
"What have I told you kids about fighting?" Lynn Sr asked his children.
"Um.. not to?" Lisa answered
"Exactly!" Lynn Sr. said pointing to Lisa "Since you kids can't seem to learn this lesson or get along instead of cleaning the attic I'm going to have you clean the entire house. Including the front yard."
"AHHHHHHHH"
"What?"
"WEAK!"
All you could hear were the Loud kids complaining as Lynn Sr. walked away.
"THIS IS ALL LINCOLN'S FAULT!" Lola shouted, everyone started to agree. 'Tough crowd, Luna and Leni were just on my side a few seconds ago' Lincoln thought to himself
"This is LITERALLY why we can BARELY stand you! So YOU can take care of the front yard" Lori shouted as Lincoln rolled his eyes, he really didn't have the energy to argue with 9 girls, thanks to them he's not gonna get to hang with Rusty and Stella
The Loud girls threw Lincoln outside as they started arguing over who was gonna clean the living room and kitchen.
"Ughh what a perfect way to spend a Saturday, what did I even do to deserve this, it's not like I started the fight, I was the one hit" Lincoln said to himself quietly
It was now 5:00pm, Lincoln had spent 3 hours cleaning but he was about done.
"Oh, heyyy Lincolnnn" Lincoln saw Mollie, Girl Jordan,Kat, Renee, and a cute girl he didn't recognize in his neighbors yard, Mollie and Girl Jordan were waving at him, what were they doing?
"hey guys" Lincoln said not in the best of moods "What are you guys doing?" Lincoln asked
"We were hanging out at Beatrix's house with her sister?" Renee told him
'Beatrix? Beatrix Yates? Oh yea, that is the Yates house. When did they become friends? Where is Beatrix anyways?'
"Where's Beatrix then" Lincoln
"Right here" the cute girl said raising her hand as she gave a huge smile, 'oh yeah that's her, but she looks different. I guess since her parents stopped being so strict she changed her style up a little.'
"Hey Lincoln, you're just who I wanted to see. We're going to be hanging out at my house tomorrow, why don't you come by, you can even bring Clyde and Rusty" Girl Jordan asked
Lincoln nodded agreeing, he was tired of his sisters and was looking for any excuse to never deal with them again.
Beatrix smiled "See you guys tomorrow" she said winking at Lincoln.
Lincoln just about finished and decided to call it a day, so he started to walk inside until he's stopped by Lori and Lola.
"What do you think you're doing buddy?" Lola asked.
"Going inside" Lincoln said with zero emotion "It's dark out here" Lincoln told his sisters
"Well you're not gonna get us in trouble again cause you decided to half ass your job!"
'ugh' Lincoln couldn't help thinking, it's annoying enough they blamed him for everything and gave him the hardest job but now they refuse to just leave him alone! 'Tomorrow can't come soon enough' Lincoln thought
The Next Day
Lincoln had woke up early this day, he did NOT want to deal with his sisters. Today was going to be a stress free day, it was the first day of the weekend and he had made plans to hang out with Clyde, Rusty, Liam, and Zach, then they were going to hang out with Girl Jordan and their friends. Most importantly he was DONE with his sisters! They didn't appreciate him and always acted like his presence was a nusance, so he was removing his presence away from them. Lincoln had got ready and headed towards Clyde's house.
"Morning buddy! Pretty early for a Saturday, especially for you." Clyde said letting Lincoln in his house
"Yea... Honestly I just couldn't tolerate my sisters for much longer, I think I'm close to losing it and it's probably best I spend some time apart from them." Lincoln told his best friend
"Well no worries Lincoln! You can relax here, today should be a fun day right?" Clyde said trying to cheer his friend up.
"Yea" Lincoln said smiling a bit
Clyde and Lincoln watched cartoons while nodding off, after a few hours they were fully awake and started playing games until the door bell rang.
"hey guys" Rusty said with Liam, and Zach next him
"Are you guys ready to head to girl Jordan's?"
"You bet" Clyde said as Lincoln nodded his head.
They began to walk to Girl Jordan's house, they goofed around the entire way, but it helped lift Lincoln's mood.
Rusty pushed the door bell to Girl Jordan's house.
"Hey guys" Jordan said excitedly "come in" Jordan said inviting them in
"Lincoln and his friends are here" Jordan yelled!
Beatrix being the cheerful and nice young lady she was, was super happy to see Lincoln, She quickly ran up to Lincoln and locked him into a hug.
"HiiiiIIIIIIiiiiIIIIiiiiiiiiiii!" Beatrix says super happy to see her neighbor again.
Lincoln was kind of stunned, he hasn't felt such a warm embrace in a LOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGG time, even his sisters are never this excited to see him, it was a feeling Lincoln had been longing for, he couldn't help but stroke Beatrix hair, she was so warm and nice, and her hair was soooo smooth.
"Um, hey Beatrix" Lincoln finally said getting out of his mind "Guys, this is my neighbor Beatrix" Lincoln said introducing his friends
"Hi?" Clyde said confused
"Howdy" Liam said
"Hey... Ugh Lincoln always gets the cute girls"
"Hi, I'm Zach" Zach said chuckling a bit "I didn't know you and Lincoln were so close..." Zach finished
"Of course we are he's my neighbor" Beatrix said, as if it were obvious.
"I'm glad you guys could make it" Girl Jordan said smiling.
Soon Clyde, Rusty, Liam, & Zach decided to leave as it was getting dark. Lincoln decided to stay a bit longer, anything to minimize his time with his sisters.
Girl Jordan stares at her watch "Hmmm... Guess it's late enough" She says
"We'd get in trouble if we stay out too long anyways" Kat replies
"What are you guys talking?" Lincoln asks tilting his head in confusion,
"We're talking about the test of courage!" Mollie said sneaking up on Lincoln grabbing him in an attempt to scare him.
"Test of courage?" Lincoln said looking back at Mollie grabbing his shoulders from the back.
"Yep, it'll be fun. Unless, you're scared?" Girl Jordan says teasingly
"This. Will. Be. SO FUN!" Beatrix said with still a lot of energy.
"That's the spirit, let's go!" Girl Jordan said ushering the pack out.
The 5 girls left, with Lincoln hesitantly following behind, he wasn't so sure this would be fun but anything sounded better then going home. The 5 girls marched while singing, while Lincoln thought it was cute he was more then sure they were only doing this because they were scared and were trying to keep their minds off the noises.
"Hehe, see this isn't so bad" Jordan said
"I'm definitely not scared" Kat said before flinching at the noise of a bird in a nearby tree flying away.
"Haha, not scared? yeah right!" Lincoln said teasing Kat
"Oh yeah? Why don't you take the lead if you're so brave." Kat challenged him
"Um.. Yea, pfft. No problem" Lincoln said making his way to the front with Mollie signalling him to the front smiling, as Renee stepped on a twig to scare Lincoln, effectively making him flinch.
"ughh" Lincoln looked back at the girls smiling/laughing at him looking annoyed.
Lincoln took charge and continued the march and chant, until he noticed something upfront and immediately stopped, causing all the girls to crash into each other.
"Ow" Beatrix groaned rubbing her butt after falling on it.
"What's the deal Lincoln" Mollie said
"Sorry it's just... That small little hole right there" Lincoln says as he points at the nearby cavern.
"Wow a cave." Kat says.
"It's a cavern Kat.." Jordan tells her.
"What's the difference!" Kat snapped back with some attitude.
"Well there actually isn't much of a difference see a cavern-" Beatrix tried to explain before being interrupted.
"Ok does it really matter guys?" Renee said rolling her eyes.
Lincoln smiled, it was almost like hanging out with his sisters, except no one was teaming up against... At least not yet.
"Yeah, let's just go investigate it already! I'm going first!" Mollie said
"No, I'm the leader so I'm going first" Jordan said as all the girls raced to the cavern.
'I thought I was the leader...' Lincoln thought, but didn't say anything as he didn't want to be the first in the cave.
All the girls trying to get in the Cavern first tried to force themselves into the entrance and all got stuck.
"Ahhh, I"M STUCK!" Renee yelled
"Move your big butt Beatrix" Kat said
"Mollie is taking up more room then me" Beatrix responded
"Excuse me?!" Mollie said insulted.
"Lincoln, can you help us" Beatrix asked still struggling.
Lincoln just rolled his eyes, but he shrugged it off and gave a slight smile. He walked to the girls and started pushing on Beatrix's butt, since she had more to grab onto. Unfortunately she didn't budge. Lincoln stopped to think for a second, 'maybe I should push Mollie since she's in the middle.' Lincoln takes a few steps back and run to push Mollie, causing her to yelp in slight pain.
"Sorry" Lincoln blushed.
"Try me, I'm kind of loose." Renee offered.
Lincoln started pushing on Renee, 'She's right, I think I can oush her through.", Lincoln grabbing her thighs slowly pushed her into the cavern, and also setting the other girls loose, Renee quickly rushed in the Cavern followed by the rest of the girls.
"Get off me Beatrix, you're heavy!" Mollie said as Beatrix fell on top of her.
"Wooooow" Kat said looking around, being the last one in.
"Ohmygoodness, Lincoln you gotta check this out" Mollie said.
Lincoln thought about it, although he didn't want to go home eventually he'll have to go home for curfew... 'Might as well check it out real quick then head back' Lincoln thought as he crawled into the cave.
"Whoa" Is all Lincoln could manage.