On The 12 Days Of Christmas Yodaime Gave To Me

by Jessie Roug3

This is a oneshot story, with that old familair song, sung at Christmas times. To find out more about it read it, hint: Naruto gets palyed in the ending.

ON THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS YODAIME GAVE TO ME….

By: Kunoichi Echizen

I am the disclaimer, I only wish I owned the Naruto characters, Neji ,your destiny with me is mine though. Since the OD, XD, part is the number one, this song will be sung backwards.

All: On the 12 days of Christmas, Yodaime gave to me ….

Naruto: ….12 shadow clowns,

Sasuke: … 11 emo screen shots,

Oroachimaru: …. 10 girls kicking Naruto's ass again,

Kyuubi:… 9 Kyuubi soup bowls - RRRRRROOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!

Kiba: …8 bugs Shino raped-- I meant ate,

Sakura: ….7 times Naruto& Sasuke tried to kill themselves, koff emo brotherskoff

Mr. Ichiraku: …6 lunch breaks at Ichiraku.

Rookie 9: 5 IMPORTANT NINJA SQUADS!!!!

Iruka: 4 man cells (example squad 7...)

Kakashi, Sasuke, and Itachi: 3 badass sharingan ninja,

Kakashi and Sasuke: 2 Rakiris [lighting blade…

All: AND ONE REJECTED NARUTO UZUMAKI!!!!!

Naruto: -sniff- That hurts, nothing that ramen can't heal! One order of Miso Pork Ramen Deluxe!

- End-

Kunoichi: Hi! You read, you would of stopped if you didn't like it or not, either way, Send in a review