I've decided to make a classic: how to annoy characters, but with a different, original twist!

Hermia

1. Tell her that she's short.

2. Tell her Lysander doesn't love her.

3. Tell her he loves Helena instead.

4. Pay for body guards for Helena.

5. Tape Hermia making attempts on Helena's life.

6. Laugh as she is beaten up each time by the body guards.

7. Sell the tape on e-bay.

8. Visit Hermia when she is recovering in the hospital.

9. Announce to her that she's not going to be forced to marry Demetrius.

10. When she celebrates, say, "Oops, I made a mistake."

11. Tell her that she's going to marry Demetrius in three days.

12. Say again that you made a mistake, she's marrying him tomorrow morning.

13. When she attempts to throw herself out the hospital window, tell her, "Now now, young lady, you're marrying him whether your in the hospital or not."

14. Bring her back inside after she jumps.

15. Pay for a priest to come in the next morning using the money from the sale of the tape.

16. Bribe Theseus and Egeus to "approve" the marriage.

17. Tell Demetrius that if he comes in tomorrow morning Helena will stop stalking him.

18. When he looks unsure, point out Helena hiding around the corner, looking at Demetrius with hearts in her eyes.

19. Ask the priest to read from a cue card.

20. Tape the wedding the next morning.

21. Snicker as the priest walks in, reading, "Ta-da! You're Ms. Demetrius."

22. Listen to Hermia's screams as she is taken to Demetrius' house to live forever as his eternal wife.

23. Make a documentary of her living with Demetrius, with you doing a voice over of "And here's Hermias Agravas, a rare species of madwoman."

24. Record her pushing you away.

25. Call her an "Ethiop" (Lysander's words, not mine.)

26. Tape her slapping Demetrius every time he tries to kiss her.

27. Show it to Theseus.

28. Pretend to cry as Hermia gets in trouble for not being a good wife to her husband.

29. Watch as she is put in jail.

30. Pay Helena and Lysander to walk around together acting all lovey-dovey.

31. Break Hermia out of jail.

32. Show her the tapes you took of the 'couple' of Lysander and Helena kissing.

33. Tape her pulling her hair out by the roots.

34. Yell, "Help, help, there's an escaped convict on the loose!" and point at Hermia.

35. Tape her withering away in her cell.

36. Make yourself invisible and whisper to her "Hello, Hermia." in her ear.

37. Tape her going mad.

38. Make copies of it.

39. Sell them on e-bay, under the title, "The Progression of Madness".

40. Use the funds from the sale to bail her out.

41. Hold movie night.

42. Show all your homemade movies, including "The Progression of Madness", Lysander and Helena kissing, the body guard tape, and everything else.