Hello fellow Aveyond fans!
So this is a slightly more random bit of fan Drabble from yours truly:p I came across this idea for another fandom and started doing some of my own for Death Note, but I was bored and sitting in the doctor's office and started putting a list of "things the Aveyond characters cannot do" together starting with Mel:) This is the first edition of random, hope you all enjoy!
Things Mel Cannot Do
1. I cannot run away from Edward when he's annoying
2. I am not allowed to steal from the nobles
3. I am not allowed to steal from anyone
4. Even if they are stuck up snotty stick up the- CENSORED
5. "Accidentally" spilling water on Stella's white dress so that she'll change into travel sensible clothes is forbidden.
6. Tricking Edward into eating fire ants is also banned
7. Oiling the bottom of Te'ijal's boots so she'll end up un graceful for once in her life is a bad idea, it's also dangerous for my health if she catches me
8. I cannot tell Galahad that it's so romantic how he looks at Te'ijal unless I want a hour long lecture and to put Te'ijal into a teasing mood
9. Putting itching powder in Lydia's clothes is forbidden
10. I also cannot put stinging nettles in Lydia's sleeping bag
11. Apparently "she's a demon in disguise" isn't justification for giving her puffy rashes and hives
12. Forcing the jailers to feed a human Gyendal nothing but mouldy greens is against the decent treatment of prisoners Thais laws
13. Planting a magic fart bomb spell in the Queen's dress room is forbidden by royal decree.
14. It doesn't matter that the decree was only made yesterday during a emergency meeting, it's still forbidden
15. Buying a cockroach potion to slip into Gyendal's food so I can step on him and eliminate him is forbidden by Te'ijal
16. I cannot tell Te'ijal that her purple eyes are very pretty, she will bite me for it even though she isn't a vampire and being bit hurts
17. Conspiring with Spook to prank Edward and scare the crap out of him is forbidden
18. It doesn't matter that Edwards expression when he freaks out is hysterical, it's still against the rules.
19. I cannot "accidentally" lock Edward and Stella in a closet together so that they'll just confess and kiss already!
20. It doesn't matter that the romantic I-have-a-crush awkwardness has been going on for months, it's forbidden to lock them up.
21. I cannot fulfill the Darkthrop Prophecy, which is a stupid rule since I never wanted to anyway.
So what did you think? Reviews are welcome! Flames shall be laughed at, posted for others to laugh at, and ignored as I continue the random Aveyond drabbles.