Alright. I'm on a role with new fandoms. I just started with Harry Potter and now I'm onto Maximum Ride. Hmm. Who knows? Maybe I'll start writing for Percy Jackson, just for kicks.
Wait, we're getting off topic.
Anyway, I borrowed Justin Ride from St. Fang of Boredom (the supreme ruler of awesomeness-Saint rocks my socks!), who understood that I had this monster idea. I actually have more ideas for more songs, so it may end up being more than one chapter…
This song is to the tune of "The Ballad of Sweeney Todd" from (where else?) "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street". This song isn't in the movie, so don't bother to rent/watch it again just to learn it. You'll need to listen/read the actual score for the musical to get this tune right.
Oh, and part of it involves layered voices, so I had to use really extreme computer editing on Word. I hope I got it right…
Well, I'm done here. Disclaimer Time!
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Disclaimer #1: I do not own Maximum Ride. Kudos to James Patterson.
Disclaimer #2: I do not own Twilight. Kudos to Stephanie Meyer.
Disclaimer #3: I do not own Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. It was originally an urban legend in London, so I can't really tell you who it belongs to.
Disclaimer #4: I do not own Justin, Spiffy, Pooky, or Saint. Kudos to…well…Saint. (that last one was kind of self-explanatory…)
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Wow…I only barely own this…-sigh-…
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SAINT:
Attend the tale of Justin Ride
Unlike his dad he saw with his eyes
Fangy gave him to Rosalie
Because he claimed that he had not been with Iggy
So Fang took off and Max with him
And left Justin
The horrible product of Figgy
Justin was raised by the Cullens
As Emmett's son, Edward was sullen
'cuz Justin could fly and had awesome wings
While Nessie only had those pointy teeth things
And he's Justin
He's Justin Ride
The horrible product of Figgy
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EVERYONE:
Lift your wings up high, Justin
Point them towards the storm
You're the one who Fangy shuns
Forevermore
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ROSALIE:
I loved him dearly just like a son
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EMMETT:
Didn't think to make him one of us
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ROSALIE AND EMMETT:
But when he asked why he was that way
We had Spiffy and Pooky lead him away
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SPIFFY AND POOKY:
With Saint's help he went on a trip
With Pook and Spiff
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EVERYONE:
The son of Fang and Iggy
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GIRLS AND IGGY:
In MR FanFiction Justin saw
And heard a loud obnoxious call
Fan girl funnies
Big plot bunnies
Justin smelt Gazzy and gave Saint money
Iggy cried when he first saw him
Fang, meanwhile, he looked somewhat grim
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BOYS:GIRLS:IGGY:
Justin had hoped
But he was haunted
Wasn't Justin
What Fangy wanted
Justin had hoped
But he was haunted
Wasn't Justin
What Fangy wanted
Justin Justin had hoped
Really was, wasBut he was haunted
JustinWasn't JustinJustin had hoped
Really was, wasWhat Fangy wantedBut he was haunted
JustinJustinWasn't Justin
JustinJustinWhat Fangy wanted
JustinJustinJustin
JustinJustinJustin
JUSTIN!JUSTIN!JUSTIN!
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JUSTIN:
Attend the tale of Justin Ride
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EVERYONE:
Attend the tale of Justin Ride
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JUSTIN:
I knew that Fang had made up his mind
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EVERYONE:
He knew that Fang had made up his mind
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JUSTIN:
I'll never earn my father's pride
I think that he wonders just why I'm alive
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SAINT:
Says Justin
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EVERYONE:
Says Justin Ride
The horrible product of Figgy
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SPIFFY AND POOKY:
dadadaDA
dadadadadaDA
dadadadadadadadadadadadada
dadadaDA!
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Review please! If not for me, than for James Patterson, Stephanie Meyer, London, and/or Saint!
…Or for me?