Behind the Scenes

Hiya peoples (and for any of you who reviewed me last time, I'm back and betta than eva (or at least I hope so) and well I've been here for a while and now I'm here to entertain you today, night, evening what ever works for you! So enjoy and if you don't like humor and would rather read lovey dovey crap (which I like it too but I would also like to read some of the funnies to ya know) then I've got two things to say to ya, you could either one: put down your dainty tea cups and go play in the mud. Or two: you could just stop reading here and go jab yourself with a spoon until you realise that I'm here to present the funny not the "oh Kiwi (Kiari) I wuv you"! just kidding but still if you don't like the funny look else where bub! So please enjoy if you're here for a good laugh and not the soap opera stuff...

(TADA!) Disclaimer: I do not, I REPEAT, DO NOT own any of the Kingdom Hearts or Final Fantasy characters (especially Sora the hot and sexy muffin, he belongs to Squaresoft and of course he's also Kiari's. Although I do own Samaru, Rimi, Susan, and Stev (it sounds like Steve but it's spelled differently because he's special like that!). Note: FunnyBunnyWarrior and I have joined custity of Samaru and Rimi. Man that was a mouthful, so now on to the elderly seanile non-since that is my story...

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chapter one: Gift or Curse

Summary:We now have a new narrator named Stev (to do the voice for YOU ARE THE ONE WHO WILL OPEN THE DOOR...) not Steve with an 'E' or Steven, just Stev so now our story begins...

"I'm here, hey who are you, where's Jack our creepy narrator?" asked Sora acting concerned as he barged in for rehersal , "I'm his replacement Stev he was terrifying the audience so he had to be demoted." replied the new narrator. "You don't know how happy this makes me", he said trying to choke back his tears, then he said laid back,"So Steve you're..."

" It' not Steve with an 'E' you big-goofy-shoed-dwarf, what you think I can't read the subtitles?" Stev said interrupting Sora with a blinded rage which back fired as Sora's anger welled up inside him and he yelled infuriated,"WHAT'S WTIH EVERYONE MAKING FUN OF MY SHOES, THEY'RE NOT BIG MY FEET ARE JUST SMALL, AND ANOTHER THING I AM NOT A DWARF, MIGIT LITTLE PERSON, OR ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH MY HEIGHT, YOU GOT THAT PUNK AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN READ MY CONTRACT!" "y-yes master", Stev said as he crawled under the desk like a scared wounded animal. Suddenly Riku and Kiari came in with a puzzled look on their faces then Kairi, walking towards the terrified narrator asked,"What's going on, why's the new narrator under his desk?" " Hey how did you already know about the new narrator?" Sora asked scratching his, then Riku stepped up and along with Kiari said,"Connections" then he said cunningly said," Let me guess, he called you short and made fun of your shoes didn't he?" "yeah, wait, how did you know?"

Riku just rolled his eyes and said," Connections..", this confused Sora on so many levels, which made him ponder things like: "where are they getting connections...why do people always make fun of my height and shoe size...and did I leave the hair gell out again I don't want to have to find Kiari's cat dead again from eating it, I'm getting tired of having to replace the stupid cat (secretly of course).

Kiari then went on to comforting the terrified narrator and with a gentle warm voice she said,"it's okay Stevie he won't hurt you anymore, he just get's very emotional about his appearence that's all". Then like a twig Stev snapped again and said with a fury," how many times do I have to tell you, you self obsorbed poser that it's Stev, not Steve with an 'E', not Stevie, and not Steviekins, get it right you hollow-headed-numb-skulled-moron!" and with that Kiari began to cry and the boys weren't to happy about it either they were about to beat he hell out of him but then Leon came in and said with a sigh,"why are fighting, you know it's pointless, we're all going to die anyway so why spend your pointless lives pointlessly fighting, when you could be doing something else pointless, like...oh...I donno you could try saving the pointless-God-foresaken-world or something..." then Sora turned to him and said proudly,"uh...yeah...sorry to break it to ya but I already saved the world and the intire universe incase you haven't noticed" then Leon said turning to leave the rehersal room,"what-ever, look if you need me I'll be in the bathroom cutting my wrists later losers" then before he could leave the door way Sora said,"wait a sec., you cut your wrists?" then Leon retored,"uh...yeah...why else would I wear these gay-ass gloves?" then proudly and with a goofy smirk on his face, Sora said," because they're cool, all the chicks love it when I wear my gloves!" Leon sighed again and said as he left the room,"what ever you say Sora, what ever you say..." then he trailed off, then his goofy smiled faded as he realized that the narrator was nolonger nervously hidding under the desk and then before he could turn around Stev yelled," Take this half-pint!" then 'BONK!' Sora was clubed by a giganic rotting fish and was out cold the instant it smooshed his head, not from being clubed but from the horride smell of the decaying fish, when Kiari saw this she began to cry harder and louder until the security guards came...

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And that's where I'm stopping for now and if you didn't find this funny don't worry it get's better, I wish I could write more but I'm beat worse than Harlem Beat, my pathetic mind can't take much more of this...so well please review...or else (if you've read her story Kingdom Idiots you would know) I will have to give FunnyBunnyWarrior yet another shipment of the world's most cute and adorible kittens...don't think I would try me!

Sora: try what?

Chobitsgirl: it's for anyone reading my story...idiot

Sora: What did you say?

Chobitsgirl: n-nothing now go get teh next shipment of kittens ready for FunnyBunnyWarrior

Sora: yes ma'am!

Chobitsgirl: please don't flame me!