Twilight had been studying all day. She usually studies all day, but this day was different. She had took the scroll of time travel that Swirlstar the Breaded had used from Princess Digestia's library and was making a longer time spell. She wanted to go back to when humans lived and study them because the pony biologists didn't have much infromation on the race of humanity. Twilight though of it as being her fathful duties as the princess' most perfect sunflower retina, and smiled at her own determination.

"Twilght, you've been studing so much today! You should go socialize with friends and such matters can be withheld at the time being." Spike the green dragon pet instanced.

"No Spike, these are of important matters, I must recive this incantation so as to learn what we do not know of the worldly beings. SPIKE you must understand these needs!" Twilight imploded in such vulnerability.

"Fine, Twilight. But, just know you will eventually go deaf from such spell reading, to be sure." Sipke worded cautionly before rolling away into the kitchen area with great multitude.

"What a stupid reptilian monster he is. Hatching him was a huge mistake, it's so sad." Twilght mumbled to herself looking back at the anchient scroll. She tensed up her horn and grunted loudly. Sparks flew from her horn and hit Spike all the way in the kitchen.

"OW! Twilight what the butt?" Spike grumped about like a little wuss.

"Man up! I can't baby you forever!" Twilight shouted at the ugly dragon.

"Just you wait... one day..." Spike muttered.

"WHAT WAS THAT?" Twilight said hovereing angrily over the baby dragon, her eyes were burning a powerful white.

"Nothing." Spike said, internally crying.

Twilight smiled in satisfaction as she walked back to her books and scrolls, continuing to read. The minutes rolled into hours and eventually Twilight heard a knock on the door. She got up and went to the door. She answered the door.

"SUPRISE!" Pinkie Pie exclaimed in overbearing and annoying enthusiasm.

"Oh sweet Digestia why-"

"I hadn't seen you ALL DAY, so I decided to come over and say HI because you're my friend and I love friends. I think friendship is great and magic, too!" Pinkie shouted in Twilight's purple face.

"That's cool but I'm busy, so-"

"OH WOW BOOKS!" Pinkie pushed over Twilight and ran over to Twilight's books, pushing her face intrudingly into them.

"OW." Twilight said. "Pinkie those are private you rude pony."

Rainbow Dash suddenly flew into the tree house, crashing into a just organized shelf of books, knocking them all over. Rarity and Fluttershy followed in, applauding Rainbow's massive crash.

"Wow, a new record! You destroyed Twilights book shelf in 5.6 seconds this time." Fluttershy claimed excitedly as a bundle of butterflies flew out of her giant pink mane and into the house.

"Damn it all!" Twilight exclaimed, throwing her scroll on the ground. "This is why I never go out anymore!"

"Oh darling!" Rarity piped in her annoying voice. "You look like you haven't slept in days. You need a make over!" Rarity laughed maniacally as she pulled mascara and cherry lip gloss from out of her mane with her magic unicorn powers.

"NO. DAMMIT RARITY." Twilight said as she locked herself in her closet. "Go away, all of you."

"Fine!" Rarity huffed like the brat she was. "Rainbow Dash, I'm giving you a make over."

"NOPE." Rainbow stated as she flew up out of the pile of forever-damaged books. "NOPE. NOPE. NOOOPE."

"God, why are you all being so unfashionable today!" Rarity cried in frustration.

Pinkie Pie finished reading Twilight's scrolls and looked up.

"Why do you want to travel through time Twilight?" The obnoxiously pink pony asked.

"I want to study the ancient human civilizations and learn, unlike you dense dumbells." Twilight grumped from inside the closet, still mad at her idiot friends.

"Um... Twilight... that sounds um... very dangerous... um..." Fluttershy quietly murmured as a ferret poked it's head out of her tail.

"Well no shit Fluttershy! All science is dangerous, but you're too busy being a pansy all the time to know that!" Twilight rudely shouted.

Fluttershy cried.

Suddenly Applejack was there too, but no one noticed. Rarity then began looking through Twilight's personal things in a very nosy manner and Rainbow Dash had begun following Spike, begging him to let her use him as a punching bag. Pinkie Pie had made a cake somehow.

"Twilight, dear. You've been in that closet too long. Come out already." Rarity scoffed impatiently.

"NO."

"I made a cake! We can have a coming out of the closet party, wheeee!" Pinke squeeled.

"NO. I'm not coming out."

"Just come out of the closet already!" Rainbow Dash demanded.

"I can't hear you." Twilight yelled as she began listening to Maretallica and Panic at the Discord on her Zune.

"Ah remember when ah was in mah closet..." Applejack reminisced being stuck in her closet. "But Rainbow Dash helped me come out!"

"Cause I'm awesome!" The egotistical rainbow pony chimed in. "I broke that closet door down with my sheer, brute, sexy force!"

"OKAY. I'll come out, just shut up already Applejack!" Twilight then teleported out of her closet with pony magic.

Twilight was then greeted with a cake to the face. Pinkie Pie giggled as she began throwing cake in all directions getting cake and frosting all over Twilight's books and scrolls. Fluttershy hid in a corner with Spike becasue she had a frosting phobia. Rarity began to cry because she got cake in her mane, and she has to shower five times to get it all out.

"PINKIE. I SWEAR TO DIGESTIA." Twilight seethed as cake boiled off her red face. "I WILL MAKE YOUR DEATH LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT."

The pink pony giggled and began licking the cake off of Twilight's things, only making things worse as Rainbow Dash began tossing Owlicious like a football at Applejack. Applejack got hit in her head and was knocked unconcious, but no one really did anything about it.

"Yeah! That's the third time I've knocked someone unconcious today! I'm so cool." Rainbow Dash said to nopony as she punted Owlicious out the open front door.

Twilight began to read the scroll again after wiping all the frosting off of it, purposely ignoring all the chaos her friends were causing behind her. Fluttershy began ripping pages out of Twilights books and using them as makeshift armor to prevent the frosting from touching her innocent, yellow body. Rarity began giving an extreme make over to Spike who had fallen asleep, she had a crazed look in her eyes as she did so. Pinkie Pie had somehow obtained balloons and preceded to suck the helium out of them, making her voice even MORE squeaky, high-pitched, and annoying.

"Wheeeeeeee! WOW, I sound silly. Even more silly than how Iusuallysound,sothatsEXTRAsilly. Isn'tthissofantastic? Ican'teven-" Pinkie's rant was interrupted by Fluttershy giving her a strong buck to the face.

"Thank Digestia." Fluttershy said to herself as she stared at the stunned pony on the ground.

Pinkie Pie quickly recovered and began sucking the helium rapidly out of the balloons until she began to inflate. She had sucked so much helium, she was now a giant horse balloon bouncing and bumping into shelves all over the library.

"Pinkie don't do that, you know I have an inflation fetish!" Rainbow said as she began to sweat rapidly, staring at Pinkie's sexy, round, beach ball-shaped, body.

"OKAY." Twilight stated loudly, trying to shut everyone up. "I think I can do the spell now. I can finally go back in time, and get away from all of you!" She laughed in an unhealthy matter as loose hairs began to spring out from her tidy mane.

Twilight lowered her head and grunted adruptly and loudly, her horn began to glow and sparks flew out. She tensed up even more, reciting the spell in her head. Then, suddenly Pinkie jumped and grabbed Twilight around the waist.

"Take me with you!" She cried.

Suddenly all the ponies grabbed onto Twilight, even the unconcious Applejack was touching her somehow, and by the time Twilight realized it, it was too late. They were being transported through the universal warp hole of time and space. They began twisting and distorting through the realms of time and paradoxal stuff. Finally, after what seemed like hours, Twilight released the spell and all the ponies fell into a black abyss.

When Twilight had awoken, she was greeted by a bunch of startled humans in robes, staring at her. She got up excitedly.

"Hello! Do not worry my good friends, my name is-"

"SPAWN OF LUCIFER!" One of the crowd members screeched loudly like a bald eagle.

"YOU HAVE BEEN SENT BY THE DEVIL HIMSELF!"

"A TALKING CREATURE OF GOD? WHAT SINLY ABOMNATION IS THIS?"

"What is this I don't even-"

"Devil child, Devil child, DEVIL CHAAAAAYLD!" A random black woman whooped, as she splashed holy water on the purple pony.

"DEMON! DEEEEEMON!" A huge pregnant women hollared from the back of the crowd.

The crowds cries became more menacing as they enclosed around the cartoon pony.

Oh wow. Twilight thought. Looks like I got myself in another sticky situation!

*studio audience laughter*

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