Hello beautiful readers! ^^ MoonlitSatin is here bringing you one of the most messed up cracks to come out of my brain yet! This is my first ever anything with Bleach characters so beware…. These little mini things will be made with the help of maxride4life and will involve any characters we can think of. This first one just happens to start with Kiskue and Ichigo because, well , I wanted to make something with the two of them. Enjoy~!
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, a man does. I forget his name at the moment but let's just call him god. He really is a god for bringing us so many beautiful men!
Urahara's Super-Dooper-Stick-In Fun Toy!
"Hello~! My name is Urahara and I would like to offer you my super-dooper-stick-in fun toy!" Kiskue held up a thick purple stick with the words 'fun toy' written on it.
"Urahara…." Ichigo sweat dropped, "That looks like a purple dildo….That you wrote on with a marker….."
"NO!!!" He yelled, "IT"S MY SUPER-DOOPER-STICK-IN FUN TOY~!!!"
"Okay…." Ichigo decided to egg the crazy blond man on for the heck of it. "How does it work?"
"Turn around and I'll show you."
Ichigo obeyed, saying, "Fine, but I don't see how me turning around will-"
*poke*
"…………….!"
"…….~"
"…Urahara."
"Yes Kurosaki-san?"
"Did you just poke my ass with that?"
"…Maybe…."
"I'm gonna kill you."
In a flash Kiskue was gone. Where he had stood popped up an inflatable version of himself, smiling gaily.
"And that concludes today, " Came a recording of his voice from a voice box, "Remember kiddies: If you don't by one of my brand new super-dooper-stick-in fun toy you're either a lesbian or a gay rod~. Buy now while supplies last~!"
Ichigo faced palmed himself, muttering, "The only gay rod around here is him…"
~End~
Let me know what you though. Review please~! Urahara commands you to! XD
-MoonlitSatin