OVERALL DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN STORM HAWKS OR ANY SONGS PARODIZED IN THIS FIC!
To the tune of 'Jingle Bells'.
Cyclonis Smells
Dashing through the clouds, in a rusty, banged-up ship,
Snow falling all around, we're going on a trip.
To Cyclonia, to drop by and say hi,
We'll have fun with Talons, and maybe eat some pie.
Oh, jingle bells, Cyclonis smells,
Dark Ace laid an egg,
Ravess's skimmer, lost its glimmer,
And Snipe played ballet, hey!
Jingle bells, Cyclonis smells,
Dark Ace laid an egg,
Ravess's skimmer, lost its glimmer,
And Snipe played ballet.
We ran out of crystal fuel, on this festive day,
So we had to stop, but soon carried on our way.
Now the Condor's ready, bye, we will see ya,
Let's get going, come on, Stork; to Cyclonia!
Oh, jingle bells, Cyclonis smells,
Dark Ace laid an egg,
Ravess's skimmer, lost its glimmer,
And Snipe played ballet, hey!
Jingle bells, Cyclonis smells,
Dark Ace laid an egg,
Ravess's skimmer, lost its glimmer,
And Snipe played ballet.
When we finally arrived, the Talons ran and hid,
But they got enraged when they'd seen what we did.
Finn hit Stork in the eye, and the Condor landed wrong,
I bet you can just guess the next portion of our song.
Oh, jingle bells, Cyclonis smells,
Dark Ace laid an egg,
Ravess's skimmer, lost its glimmer,
And Snipe played ballet, hey!
Jingle bells, Cyclonis smells,
Dark Ace laid an egg,
Ravess's skimmer, lost its glimmer,
And Snipe played ballet.
The Talons fired bolts, of crystal energy
The shots came so fast that we could hardly see.
We got out of there real fast, and that is the end,
So, now we say, merry Christmas, good friend!
Oh, jingle bells, Cyclonis smells,
Dark Ace laid an egg,
Ravess's skimmer, lost its glimmer,
And Snipe played ballet, hey!
Jingle bells, Cyclonis smells,
Dark Ace laid an egg,
Ravess's skimmer, lost its glimmer,
And Snipe played ballet.
Merry Christmas, everyone! Here are the full lyrics of 'Cyclonis Smells', from my drabble series. This came to me and I just had to finish it. Review!