How to Avoid Reading Bad FanFictions

by imonthiswebsitewaytoomuch

This is the second time I had to post this. Actually I never even noticed some took it down until a couple of minutes ago. So I thought, what's the best way to piss them off? Re-posting! It's a good thing I saved this document! But all future flamers, say it with me. PARODY. P-A-R-O-D-Y. It's a joke. Please keep that in mind. Anyway, The title says it all.

Okay, so I know I am going to offend a lot of people with this fanfic. I apologize in advance. But if you still feel the need to flame, I will read it and laugh my butt off!

How can you tell if the fanfiction you are reading is crap?

Excellent question. I have devised a list to help you poor helpless readers from having to read a horrific story.

1. If they spell characters names wrong or un-capitalized in summery

Everyone's Pretty by PercyxAnnabethforevers

Hi. My name is annabeth, everyon calls my ugly. Even Reachel my old bff. this is my story on how i came to find out eveyones pretty. Even me

2. If they don't even write a summery and claim 'I suck at summaries' and demand you just read it.

My Story Is Amaz-z-zing! by MeBeAwesome

I SUX AT WRITING SUMMARIES! JUST READ ITS REALLY GOOD!

3. If the title run into itself

Rachel Learns ALesson by Cookieisfood

4. In the first sentence it explains things are completely unnecessary

Hi, I'm Percy. I go to camp half-blood each year and my mom's name is Sally, she makes blue food because blue is my favorite color and I guess that would make sense since I'm the son of Poseidon and I have a girlfriend named Annabeth, who has grey eyes and blond hair and I have another best friend named Grover and he blah, blah, blah, blah…..

5. If they misspell simple words

"Clarisse, i dont want to fight you." I yelled. "Wel, i wanna fight u!" She scremed an charged at my. I stod me grond. i wasnt goin to do this.

6. If they contradict themselves

Percy and Thalia had never met so I introduced them to each other.

(Next chapter)

Since Percy and Thalia were cousins they had known each other for a long time.

7. Alright it's time for me to be a hypocrite. If they make any character have a twin

"Yo-you look just like me!" I stuttered. "And you look just like me!" Percy exclaimed. Sally stepped forward, "I have a confession. Percy, you have a twin." We both gasped.

8. If they make Percy/Annabeth cheat on the other

"Percy/Annabeth! How could you do this?" Percy/Annabeth yelled. "No! You don't understand!" He/She cried. "I understand perfectly! You slept/made out with Rachel/Luke!" "I'm sorry!" "No. It's too late." He/She walked off.

9. If they have no reviews

My Lover by NeverSayNever

Read how Percy randomly bursts out in song and sings JB! And if you don't know who he is then get heck outta here!

Words:347 Reviews:0 People who automatically hate this story: Error. Too many.

10. If their disclaimers make characters talk

So-and-So: Hey Nico! Say it!

Nico: no

So-and-So: SAY IT OR I'LL KILL THEY MARY SUE I HAVE CURSED YOU LOVE!

Nico: No! So-and-So doesn't own PJO!

So-and-So: R&R!

And there you have it! The list on how avoid horrible stories. Use it wisely.