Hades strolled through the halls of his domain. It had been nearly two days since he returned from Halloween Town with his newest prisoner, well he wasn't exactly under Hades' control yet, but it shouldn't be too much longer. He heard a thunderous commotion and knew it was Cerberus's turn to play with the warrior. Nodding to himself that all was well he turned to head off to take care of other matters when he heard the strangest thing. It was faint, but unquestionable; laughter.

Hades headed over to the balcony to look down at the arena below. Cloud Strife was staring down the massive triple-headed canine, sword raised and gaze determined. Okay, Hades couldn't see anything amiss. Perhaps he had just been mistaken.

He watched as Cloud smirked and threw his sword. It sailed over the dog's head, missing its target completely. It clattered on the ground near the other side of the field and Hades leaned against the rail with a devilish smile. "Yes! He's mi-"

"Go fetch boy!"

Hades' jaw dropped. "….whut."

Cerberus turned away from the blond and pounced on the sword. It picked the sword up in its jaws turned and with his tail wagging a mile a minute trotted happily over and dropped it at Cloud's feet. He then yipped and lowered his center head so Cloud could pet him.

"Good boy, you just needed some attention, huh? That mean ol' Hades keeps you cooped up with no time for fun."

The dog whimpered with sad eyes as if trying to make itself look more sympathetic to the warrior.

Cloud held up his hand. "Alright, sit."

The dog's rear plopped onto the ground with a thunderous thud, his tail still wagging.

"Good, now down."

Hades watched on in stunned silence as the his ferocious guardian of the underworld was reduced to a puppy and obeying commands from it's suPPOSED-to-be prey.

Only when Cerberus was on his back as Cloud rubbed his tummy did his mind click and his blue flames flared red.

Cloud looked up towards where Hades was roaring with anger and snickered as he turned back towards Cerberus. "Good thing I have experience with big strong puppies, huh?"

Cerberus yipped in agreement as his tail continued to wag.

A/N: Okay, so, I have plans to rewrite Saving the Lost once it's finished since it's been a several year-long project and I've improved over that time. Also back when I started my knowledge of both the KH series and FF wasn't….well it just wasn't that great. I didn't know as much as I do now. Hence why in very early chapters I called Cloud a SOLDIER and not a swordsman. I know better now guys! But while tinkering with ideas I played with some more humorous tones and I figured, hey, what if these were bloopers on a gag real? They're small, but they made me chuckle. Maybe you'll get a laugh out of them too. There won't be any spoilers to future chapters, but it'll just cover over stuff that you already know about. I know it's weird to have all this at the end, but I don't want to ruin the funny by shoving all this in your face right off the bat.

Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy and all its characters belong to Disney and Square Enix. The plot is a byproduct of my oddball mind.

Enjoy!

If there is a scene you'd like me to turn funny then feel free to let me know in a review and I'll give it my best shot. ;)