How Orochimaru Takes Over America

A/N: On the last day we had to have Dunkin' Donuts. I then thought this. I REALLY hate that slogan!!!! I hope you people think this is funny. This is the umpteenth time I tried comendy, and I hope this one's good.

Disclaimer: I do not own: Tivo, Dunkin' Donuts, Naruto and any related character, and any other thing I put in here that is from some other show, book, or what not. So please... Don't send a lawyer, for they will be killed by my pertner in crime, Balthazar.

Balthazar: THIS IS FOR STUPID PURPOSES ONLY!!!! I DO NOT WISH TO USE THIS FOR REAL LIFE!!!! It's like that mivie where the terorist gets on an American Idol type show and decides to not blow the set(that even the terorist group likes). So please... use your brain and enjoy. Don't report unless we are ACTUALLY doing something wrong!!!!!!!

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Orohimaru paced around his chamber in one of his secret camps.

" Kabuto!" He shouted happily. " I have a brilliant idea!"

" What is it, Lord Orochimaru?" Kabuto asked. " Does it involve how we are to destroy Konoha?"

" Yes and no." Orochimaru said. Causing Kabuto to sweat drop. " How?" Kabuto asked.

" Well," Orochimaru asked, walking towards his desk and picked up a remote control. " I will show you with the magic of Tivo..."

" Wait!" Kabuto shouted. " Since when did you get a Tivo?"

Orochimaru turned to face the confused med-nin. " There are things about this secret hide out that you don't know about." He picked up another control, pushed a button, and a wall slid down revealing security camera feeds.

" This is of the Uchiha mansion." Orochimru said happily.

" But why are there cameras in the bathroom facing the toilet? I mean, I can understand the shower." He points at the screens facing the shower head. " But why facing the toilet?"

" Uh," Orochimaru said. " Never mind!" He pushed another button and the wall covered the screens again.

" Now," Orochimaru said. " Before I was so rudely interupted." He glared at Kabuto. " I was going to show you this."

Orochimaru pressed play on the remote and the paused screen, the bar at the bottom showed that the live show was almost done. The live show being " Invader Zim".

" America runs on Dunkin'." The announcer said.

" There!" Orochimaru shouted.

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Far away on the other side of the hide out.

" There!" Orochimaru shouted.

" Did you hear..." Minion number one asked.

" I don't wanna know." Minion number two said.

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" Did you hear that?" Orochimaru asked.

" Yeah, so?" Kabuto asked, still confused.

Orochimaru sighed. " Don't you get it?" Kabuto still looked confused. Orochimaru sighed again. " And you say that you're the smart one." He rubbed his temples.

" If we wipe out Dunkin' Donuts we will rule America!" Orochimaru exclaimed

" But why do we want to rule America?"

Orochimaru groaned. " They have missiles! Bombs! Grenades! Explosives of all kinds! Things we will need to destroy every inch on Konoha! Even those hiding places for the women and children! And besides... we'll conquer another country in the process!"

Orochimaru chuckled like a common evil genius, lightning striking in the background. When Kabuto asked a disheartening question.

" How do we destroy Dunkin Donuts?"

Or was it?

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I'm leaving it at that for now! And I really hate that slogan!

A/N:Please R&R!!!! I'm on my knees here!

Reader(if they got this far)-Pathetic.