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Insane sleepover Chapter 1
The cast of FFVII is at school, and they are on their lunch hour. Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Aeris(unfortuanatly), and everyone else you know?
Vincent: So then, using my great powers, I made sure that blood sucking butt pirate would never attack the sanctity of my dog house again.
Yuffie: what great powers? You have a friggin pistol, and you can turn into a nasty smelling monster that has no control over his powers, and you don't even have a dog. So why do you have a dog house?
Vincent: My own reasons.
Cloud: Whatever. Anyways, I am hosting my own sleepover at my house and everyone but the girls and the evil people that have tried to kill me throughout my video game. But they are sitting somewhere else.
Tifa: WHY NOT THE GIRLS???
Cloud: It wasn't my decision. My mom said no girls.
Aeris: Well that's a load of crap!
Cloud: Yes it is. My mom ish still a little angry at what happened last time. (glares at Zack ish sitting with someone else)
Zack: (glares back) what ish your problem?? So I wanted a little action, so what?
Cloud: Grrrr! Sorry girls.
Yuffie: I don't think you're mom is the one who is making us not go, she's a woman and she knows that us girls have to stick together. YOU JUST DON'T WANT US TO COME YOU A-HOLE!!!
Tifa: I agree, you've always had it out for girls.
Cloud: What are you talking about??
Barret: Now you need to be quiet, Cloud doesn't want to not-include you. Zack was a pervert and he got us all in trouble.
Aeris: Shut yer trap Barret!
Barret: What did you say??
Aeris: Don't make me start rod time!(1)
Barret and Vincent: I'll bust a cap!
Cloud: everyone shut up!
Everyone is quiet.
Tifa: Well fine, I will just have my own sleepover at my house, and only girls are allowed.
Aeris: Good, we'll show them.
All the girls walk off.
Cloud: Umm, okay, yeah. You all need to be by my house tomorrow at five. Got that. And do not tell Cait Sith.
Vincent: why?
Cloud: Cus I hate him
Vincent: Oh.
Over at the evil people table
Sephiroth: So that idiot, Cloud, is having a sleepover with all those fools. Now ish my chance to get him for that nasty prank on me last time.
Enters Flashback
Cloud: This'll be great.
Sephiroth is skipping down the street talking to himself
Sephiroth: I had four biskets, then I ate one, now I only have three. ^_^
Barret: Okay now!
Sephiroth is hit by a rotten chocolate cake that fell outta the sky.
Sephiroth: What the heck??? Where did this come from?
Cloud, Barret, Zack, and Vincent are laughing their heads off.
In the sky, Cid ish with Red XIII and Yuffie in the Highwind
Cid: Bullseye!
End Flashback
Sephiroth: I'm gonna get them for that. I'M GONNA HAVE A SLEEPOVER OF MY OWN AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GET THEM!!!
Cloud: (behind Sephiroth) Uh, dude, I'm right here, I can hear everything you're saying.
Sephiroth: good, then I don't have to repeat myself. MUHAHAHAHA!!!
Cloud: Uh, okay.
~End~
1= that is not my original idea, PrincessGarnetTribal is the owner of that specific phrase. author: I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!!! YOU LIKE TO MOVE IT!!! Oh, sorry. I was listening to that song from DDR while I was writing this, I know this wasn't so funny, but it'll get better. I promise.
Insane sleepover Chapter 1
The cast of FFVII is at school, and they are on their lunch hour. Cloud, Barret, Tifa, Aeris(unfortuanatly), and everyone else you know?
Vincent: So then, using my great powers, I made sure that blood sucking butt pirate would never attack the sanctity of my dog house again.
Yuffie: what great powers? You have a friggin pistol, and you can turn into a nasty smelling monster that has no control over his powers, and you don't even have a dog. So why do you have a dog house?
Vincent: My own reasons.
Cloud: Whatever. Anyways, I am hosting my own sleepover at my house and everyone but the girls and the evil people that have tried to kill me throughout my video game. But they are sitting somewhere else.
Tifa: WHY NOT THE GIRLS???
Cloud: It wasn't my decision. My mom said no girls.
Aeris: Well that's a load of crap!
Cloud: Yes it is. My mom ish still a little angry at what happened last time. (glares at Zack ish sitting with someone else)
Zack: (glares back) what ish your problem?? So I wanted a little action, so what?
Cloud: Grrrr! Sorry girls.
Yuffie: I don't think you're mom is the one who is making us not go, she's a woman and she knows that us girls have to stick together. YOU JUST DON'T WANT US TO COME YOU A-HOLE!!!
Tifa: I agree, you've always had it out for girls.
Cloud: What are you talking about??
Barret: Now you need to be quiet, Cloud doesn't want to not-include you. Zack was a pervert and he got us all in trouble.
Aeris: Shut yer trap Barret!
Barret: What did you say??
Aeris: Don't make me start rod time!(1)
Barret and Vincent: I'll bust a cap!
Cloud: everyone shut up!
Everyone is quiet.
Tifa: Well fine, I will just have my own sleepover at my house, and only girls are allowed.
Aeris: Good, we'll show them.
All the girls walk off.
Cloud: Umm, okay, yeah. You all need to be by my house tomorrow at five. Got that. And do not tell Cait Sith.
Vincent: why?
Cloud: Cus I hate him
Vincent: Oh.
Over at the evil people table
Sephiroth: So that idiot, Cloud, is having a sleepover with all those fools. Now ish my chance to get him for that nasty prank on me last time.
Enters Flashback
Cloud: This'll be great.
Sephiroth is skipping down the street talking to himself
Sephiroth: I had four biskets, then I ate one, now I only have three. ^_^
Barret: Okay now!
Sephiroth is hit by a rotten chocolate cake that fell outta the sky.
Sephiroth: What the heck??? Where did this come from?
Cloud, Barret, Zack, and Vincent are laughing their heads off.
In the sky, Cid ish with Red XIII and Yuffie in the Highwind
Cid: Bullseye!
End Flashback
Sephiroth: I'm gonna get them for that. I'M GONNA HAVE A SLEEPOVER OF MY OWN AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GET THEM!!!
Cloud: (behind Sephiroth) Uh, dude, I'm right here, I can hear everything you're saying.
Sephiroth: good, then I don't have to repeat myself. MUHAHAHAHA!!!
Cloud: Uh, okay.
~End~
1= that is not my original idea, PrincessGarnetTribal is the owner of that specific phrase. author: I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT!!! YOU LIKE TO MOVE IT!!! Oh, sorry. I was listening to that song from DDR while I was writing this, I know this wasn't so funny, but it'll get better. I promise.