Hi! This is my first story. I hope you enjoy it!

It was a bright and sunny day at the Central Park Zoo, and two of our favourite penguins were having a... well argument.

"Oh, but Kowalski I really want to see the magic show," Private said."Private, do you know this isn't even real magic, just people in fancy black hat prancing around and shamelessly tricking fools," Kowalski said hoping to change Private's mind.

Much to his misfortune, Private wasn't ready to give up so he tried harder. "Come on Private, I have never seen a science show live before and you want to spoil my only chance because of a 'Magic' show?"

"Your overreacting I mean you saw the Invexpo thing didn't you?" Private asked. "Actually, no I didn't I was stuck in a nursery childcare apartment." Kowalski said, recalling unpleasant moments from the past.

Okay, you might be wondering what was going on eh? Well, there was a magic show at the park today but it is at the same time of another science convention. Private wants to see the magic show but Kowalski wants to see the science convention.

That is why the argument started. Skipper and Rico didn't do anything because they were hoping this argument would result in a fight. Soon, Skipper realized all of this was pointless and tried to break it up.

"Okay, as much as I agree with Kowalski's points," Skipper said "I also don't want to be going to another nerd fest (After Kowalski told Skipper about the Space Squid invasion, Skipper was depressed because his soldier was living his own dream and set out to make sure that never happens again) so It's a tie." Skipper said as they all looked at Rico for the ultimate tiebreaker.

Kowalski made his goo goo eyes (He had an invention that could turn any eyes into adorable goo goo eyes, helping him get whatever he pleased) but Private's were unbearable.

" I shoose Pwivate," Rico said through grunts but they understood him anyway. "Yes!." Private shouted in victory while Kowalski was banging his head on the wall in frustration.

A few minutes later, all of the penguins were getting ready for the show. These were their roles for the mission:

Private -Popcorn duty.

Skipper -Getting seats for the show, duty.

Rico -Covering Private's eyes (In case something inappropriate happens (Skipper wouldn't take the risk) ) duty, and making sure nothing ruins the show duty

Kowalski -Sitting down and sulking in defeat duty.

Private was near the popcorn cart watching the popcorn man eagerly. This was his 2nd greatest solo mission (First one was the graveyard eight conspiracy) and he wasn't about to let anything ruin it.

Private dropped a gas bomb on him, knocking him out. Private slid to the cart and before he could do anything the cart vanished before his eyes. "Wait, what now!" Private exclaimed.

He was then struck by a familiar voice "Hello Private," the voice greeted. "Archer!" Private shouted and tackled the unexpected visitor to the ground. "Back to your times of stealing eh?" Private asked though it was more of a statement.

"Shouldn't a noble penguin like you be happy to see an old friend?" He said hoping he could charm the young penguin. "We were never friends, now back off before I beat you to a plump." Private threatened.

Private wasn't usually like this, even to his enemy's but like I said before wasn't going to let anything ruin this operation. The archer took a step back and rubbed his head awkwardly.

"Looking for a runaway cart? he asked "Um, It's your lucky day I got one of those." he said as gave the popcorn cart back (He might be a tiny raccoon but he's a professional criminal meaning he could swipe a big thing like a cart easily) and ran off.

"Oh Archie, you never learn." Private chuckled to himself. In case you were wondering Private couldn't beat the archer to a plump, he probably couldn't even beat him in a fight, but the big man act worked quite well.

Private filled up a box with popcorn and slid off to join the group. Meanwhile, Skipper and Rico were also doing well. Skipper easily snuck into magic tent and found for seats at the back of the stage were no one would even notice them.

After calculating the odds and convincing him self that calculating wasn't a 'Kowalski only', Skipper realized his job was done and slid off to find the others while meeting up with Rico who didn't really have to do anything different to him.

They all reunited at their HQ where Kowalski was still banging his head on the wall and mumbling stuff about how democracy was unfair and tall penguin rights.

"Okay this is the plan:

At 0900 hours we will sneak into the tent. Okay?" Everyone nodded.

"I have found four separate seats at the far end of the tent were we won't be spotted. Got that?" They all understood were he was going with this so nodded again.

"Then we watch the show and at the end use knockout gas to take down the people so no one will see us exiting. So that's the plan."

Everyone in the room was happy with the results so high flippered. Next mornin every penguin did exactly what Skipper told them to do and all was well. The show soon started, and magicians started prancing around and producing their so called magic or at least that's what Kowalski would have told you.

After it finished, they all exited and talked about the amazing show while Kowalski sulked even harder. "My favourite part is when the magician used his bare hands to crate fireworks." Skipper said as the others (Private and Rico) nodded in agreement.

"What was your favourite part Kowalski?" Private asked. "When it all ended." Kowalski muttered but the others heard him and looked away in disgust. What type of penguin doesn't like magic ? they thought.

Deep inside Kowalski's head he schemed to prove to everyone that magic doesn't exist. Yes! That was it, he'd prove to everyone that there is no such thing as magic. He could see it now rows of people laughing at magicians and telling them to get a real job (Literally) .

That was what he would do ".I'LL SHOW THOSE PEOPLE THAT MAGIC DOESN'T EXIST "MUAHAHAHA" right after my potty break."

Okay! That's the first chapter yeah I know it's pretty long so It might be a long time 'till I Update. Most episode references were from the episode 'I know why the caged bird goes insane' one was from 'Concrete Jungle Survival' and Archie was form 'Mask of the raccoon'